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InvisibleHandsy

28 M Pittsburgh, PA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), German (Poorly), Latin (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
He's a walking contradiction.
Partly truth and partly fiction.
Heading every which direction,
but the lonely way back home.

Finishing a degree in Econ in May. I was planning a move to DC, but an opportunity came up here in Pittsburgh that just might get me to stay...

I didn't really get to travel much as a kid. I've been all over the country, but I've still never traveled abroad. I think the first country I want to visit is North Korea.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I graduated in 2008 with a degree in Communications. I bounced around for a while, winding up at a marketing agency for a few years doing work that just wasn't for me. Now I'm back in school studying economics.

When I grow up, I want to be either an unstoppable force or an immovable object.

Or a Jedi. That'd be sweet.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Economics, mathematics, making people laugh, proofreading other people's grammar, cooking, making messes as I cook, baking bread, making messes as I bake bread, building bonfires, getting that last little dollop of toothpaste out of the tube, growing interesting styles of facial hair, and seeing just how far I can drive with the needle on "E" without stalling out.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes. They are very, very blue.

I'm also between 6'1" and 6'5", depending on the convenience store that I'm fleeing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A Song of Ice and Fire, The Outsiders, Fahrenheit 451, 1984, The Giver, Roll of Thunder Hear My Cry, Chronicles of Prydain, John Grisham, Animal Farm, plays by Arthur Miller, Lord of the Flies, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Malcolm Gladwell, The Grand Pursuit, Freakonomics, The Armchair Economist, The Cult of Statistical Significance, and pretty much any Star Wars novel or comic. I also like scholarly works about economics by Ken Arrow, Paul Samuelson, Elinor Ostrom, Deirdre McCloskey, Daron Acemoglu, JM Keynes, and Milton Friedman.

I'm all over the place with movies, but I like all the staples (Shawshank, Die Hard, Mel Brooks, etc.) and some more indie-type ones (A History of Violence, Donnie Darko). The Princess Bride, The Godfather, Thank You for Smoking, This Is The End, Harold and Maude, Star Wars, Star Trek, The Pursuit of Happyness, Don Jon, Blow, Kill Bill, Milk, Ernest Goes to Camp.

I dig HBO, Netflix (House of Cards, OITNB), documentaries, and British TV. I despise reality shows (except for semi-educational ones like Pawn Stars) and most primetime network television. Aaron Sorkin is pretty much the man.

When I'm studying or working, I like Edith Piaf. Otherwise, I'm into singer-songwriters, classic rock, jazz, Motown, blues, some 90's stuff, and gypsy punk. Pandora knows what I want.

Onions are gross. I lie at restaurants sometimes and tell the waiter I'm allergic, just to make sure they don't put any in my food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Wikipedia/JSTOR.
Cold beer.
Diet Coke/TaB/Dr. Pepper 10. [Edit: I've developed a taste for the generic pop they sell at Aldi's. It's like all three mixed together.]
Harry Chapin.
Bonfires/cookouts.
Hockey (LETS GO PENS!).
MATHS! I WANT ALL THE MATHS!
This: http://www.princeton.edu/~pkrugman/interstellar.pdf.
New friends.
Old friends.
Board games with old friends.
Late coffee nights at Eat n' Park with old friends.
Gin martinis.
Warm weather.
Road trips, especially spontaneous ones.
BBQ.
Whiskey.
Whisky.
Fresh baked bread.
Olive oil.
Proper grammar.
(Parentheses).
My favorite Union Jack socks.

Don't tell me how many favorite things to have, website.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Economics (Surprise!).

I also think about other things. For example, I think about how Hershey bars tasted a whole lot better when they came in a paper wrapper and sleeve, before they switched to plastic. Ditto for the Crunch bar.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either at the library or at the bar. Sometimes I bring the library to the bar. They get mad when I bring the bar to the library.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love boating, but I have a serious discomfort swimming in natural bodies of water.

I'm hyper-competitive when it comes to board games. I might even do the Dirty Bird in your face when I win Settlers of Catan. Please don't take it personally; it's just the song of my people.

I have a thing for 80's dance music. It's bad. Real bad. In fact, it's this bad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=355Fk8drgZE

I do not know who most pop stars are. I had no idea who Robin Thicke was or what he was famous for before he was assaulted onstage by the ogre that ate Billy Ray Cyrus' poor daughter.

Who the hell is Drake?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to go to all the places there are to go and see all the things there are to see.

Or you have a foreign accent.

Conversely, do not message me if your profile or message contain no proper punctuation or capitalization. Just trust me, we won't get along.