Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
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this profile show you how it's done right!
Hi, Billy Mays here for the OkCupid profile of InzerCup.
The smartest, best looking, strongest guy on OkCupid,
Are you tired of regular profiles telling you about themself, well
you're in good luck because this time It's Billy Mays telling you
Don't you hate it when the guy who messages you doesn't have a job
or isn't educated, well Good News! Matt went to college and is
working as a software developer for a government contractor.
I know you must hate this too, because I do, but when a guy
messages me on OkCupid and doesn't have a passion about anything I
just say Bleh and don't even respond. But Not Here! This guy LOVES
Crossfitting and that keeps him in excellent shape**
What's better then a guy who knows how to cook? NOTHING! Well this
guy is excellent on the grill and somewhat competent inside the
rest of the kitchen! What more could you ask for?
But don't just take my word for it, here's what other's have to
"He's real good at hugging and snuggling and not really that
-A possibly satisfied girl
A Ringing endorsement indeed!
"He's probably not as bad as Ebola"
Some Guy! You know Some Guy! Look at that you already have mutual
Wow, if you aren't sold, then I don't know what you could possibly
You get it all, Educated, Employed, Good Looking***, passionate,
and can cook! This special won't last long, so message today!
** Kind of fat due to the preceeding 10.5 years of
***Seriously depends on your definition of 'Good'
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Preaching broscience at my crossfit gym while not actually
following any of it myself.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lifting things up and putting them down. Being the most competitive
person. I can also put on a pretty good karaoke performance of both
Party in the USA and Forgot About Dre.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is my blinding paleness, or that I've taken more tests on OkCupid
than anybody else, that is if they can still see after the light
reflecting off my skin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Food - I once had a steak for dessert
TV -Sports, Breaking Bad, Dexter, HIMYM, Community, Big Bang
Books - I'm quite a fan of all five books of the hhgg trilogy. The
what if xkcd book is amazing.
Movies - I like most movies I see, favorites include The Matrix,
Dark Knight and Iron Man. Expendables 2 is a modern cinematic
Music - I really like lyrical rap: And like all rap fans I have a
top 5 that I will debate endlessly despite nobody ever changing
their top 5.Eminem, Tupac, Rakim, Biggie, Nas. Right now the
biggest challenger to Nas's spot is Jon Connor, a new artist signed
to Aftermath, who I believe could actually become #1 some day.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Powerlifting - my favorite thing to do.
steak- my favorite food
Internet access - this is where you meet women right?
Google - how else would I do my job
pro sports - go Mets!
relentless optimism- go Mets!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all. Stupid sexy Flanders!
But on a more serious note, mostly lifting.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
a human being, you don't want to see me on a non typical Friday
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have lots of e-friends (friends who I only know through the
When I first joined OKCupid I thought it was only a site for taking
weird personality tests, which is what buzzfeed is now.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you like the Princess Bride (who am i kidding, EVERYBODY likes the
Princess Bride) and perform squats and deadlifts regularly
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