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29 • San Diego, CA • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 24–30
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Apr 24
- 5′ 10″ (1.78m)
- Body type
- Strictly other
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Rather not say
- Doesn’t have kids
- English, C++ (Okay)
Hi, Billy Mays here for the OkCupid profile of InzerCup.
The smartest, best looking, strongest guy on OkCupid, guaranteed!*
Are you tired of regular profiles telling you about themself, well you're in good luck because this time It's Billy Mays telling you about him!
Don't you hate it when the guy who messages you doesn't have a job or isn't educated, well Good News! Matt went to college and is working as a software developer for a government contractor.
I know you must hate this too, because I do, but when a guy messages me on OkCupid and doesn't have a passion about anything I just say Bleh and don't even respond. But Not Here! This guy LOVES Crossfitting and that keeps him in excellent shape**
What's better then a guy who knows how to cook? NOTHING! Well this guy is excellent on the grill and somewhat competent inside the rest of the kitchen! What more could you ask for?
But don't just take my word for it, here's what other's have to say!
"He's real good at hugging and snuggling and not really that ugly."
-A possibly satisfied girl
A Ringing endorsement indeed!
"He's probably not as bad as Ebola"
Some Guy! You know Some Guy! Look at that you already have mutual friends!
Wow, if you aren't sold, then I don't know what you could possibly want!
You get it all, Educated, Employed, Good Looking***, passionate, and can cook! This special won't last long, so message today!
** Kind of fat due to the preceeding 10.5 years of powerlifting.
***Seriously depends on your definition of 'Good'
TV -Sports, Breaking Bad, Dexter, HIMYM, Community, Big Bang Theory, Homeland
Books - I'm quite a fan of all five books of the hhgg trilogy. The what if xkcd book is amazing.
Movies - I like most movies I see, favorites include The Matrix, Dark Knight and Iron Man. Expendables 2 is a modern cinematic masterpiece.
Music - I really like lyrical rap: And like all rap fans I have a top 5 that I will debate endlessly despite nobody ever changing their top 5.Eminem, Tupac, Rakim, Biggie, Nas. Right now the biggest challenger to Nas's spot is Jon Connor, a new artist signed to Aftermath, who I believe could actually become #1 some day.
steak- my favorite food
Internet access - this is where you meet women right?
Google - how else would I do my job
pro sports - go Mets!
relentless optimism- go Mets!
But on a more serious note, mostly lifting.
When I first joined OKCupid I thought it was only a site for taking weird personality tests, which is what buzzfeed is now.
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