Quite frankly, I'm not a fan of long walks on the beach and candlelit dinners. I'd much rather go for a motorcycle ride to napa and sit through a lightning storm eating hummus in a tent.
There aren't many people that I dislike (except bad drivers), and I particularly admire people who can tell a good story.
Existence is so unfathomably huge and we are so ridiculously finite that there is no good reason why any of us should take ourselves so seriously.
Really though, just chill.