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Iprettymuchrule

23 / F / Straight / Single

Salem, Oregon

Her Details

Last Online
Apr 21
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m).
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other and laughing about it
Sign
Aries and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Education / Academia
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
My name is Sarah, I'm pretty awesome. I'm extremely laid back when it comes to relationships; let's be friends and see what happens. I curse a lot, like a sailor some would say. I have a lot of energy and I will try almost anything once. I'm not a princess, and don't expect you to treat me like one :) I'm just a girl who likes to be nerdy. Take me bowling and then watch Harry Potter? I'm all in.
What I’m doing with my life
I just quit my awful job at a call center (booyah) and I'm going back to school for Political Science. I have no idea what to do after that, and I'm ok with that. I work at a preschool/daycare currently-- it's super rad.
I’m really good at
I like to think I'm really good at bowling, but I'm probably just average. I'm really good at shit talking though, even if I know I'm horrible at something. I'm awesome at holding my liquor and I enjoy a nice beer...all the time. I'm really good at word finds, so be jealous.
The first things people usually notice about me
The first thing about me people notice is my height *sigh*; I had a homeless man tell me I had the most beautiful blue eyes, so that's something.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything Chuck Pahlaniuk, I love how clever and twisted he is. Really, I can read almost anything though.

Movies: I love horror and comedy. I think I have everything by Judd Apatow. John Hughes just gets me. I'm also a cult classic girl, what up Empire Records?! Lord of the rings and Star Wars, always.

Shows: Walking dead, American horror story, Dexter, Tru blood, Adult swim, New girl, Workaholics, Always sunny, Game of thrones.

Music: Anything and everything. I am super eclectic with my music. I would say that I lean more towards nerd punk (I think I make up that genre, but it has stuff like Bowling for soup, Bloodhoung gang, Offspring etc) I think I'm still stuck in the 90's. I sometimes have the urge to start a No Doubt cover band, then remember I have no motivation.

Food: I love spicy food and I love cooking. I hate fish, even sushi, it's just not my scene.
The six things I could never do without
1. My family (Cheesey? Yes. True? Damn straight.)
2. My cats (Yeah, that just happened. I only have two.)
3. Coffee and beer. I'm cheating here.
4. Oregon.
5. My car (Which is broken.)
6. Cursing (Yes, I'm serious.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Unicorns. Cats. Friends. How dirty my glasses are. Sex. Fearing my future. My family. Work. Beer. School. Did I turn off the coffee pot? Things I don't want to do. Things I really want to do. Ideal conversations in my head.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm going to pretend this says "Night" instead of "Friday night". It varies, sometimes I'm at home watching community obsessively until I catch up. Some nights I'm line dancing wasted. No shame! Or perhaps I'm having a pizza pajama party with my niece. I never know, and I like it that way :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I believe in Mermaids, and I'm still waiting on my Hogwarts acceptance letter. Are you happy?!
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
You feel like talking to me and if you think we'd have a good conversation. Actually, even if you think the conversation would blow. If you want to message me, you're welcome to!