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26 Miami, FL Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25-99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 8:55am
Hispanic / Latin
5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Only here temporarily.

Ni dieu ni maitre.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Recently graduated from masters program.
Simultaneously being a bleeding heart and a misanthrope. i don't know. It exists.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Reading people.
- Reading, in general.
- Having an extensive movie collection as a result of bargain-hunting.
- Making snarky comments.
- Laughing at myself.
- Untying knots.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
-My crazy, curly hair.
-The fact that I wear a lot of black.
-My glasses
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Philip Seymour Hoffman died and my heart is now broken.

Movies: This is a loaded question. A few are: Almost Famous, American Beauty, Secretary, Reservoir Dogs, Stranger than Fiction, Hocus Pocus, Junebug. This list can get dangerously long.

Books: To Kill a Mockingbird, The Power of One, God-Shaped Hole, Harry Potter, In Cold Blood, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, 1984, Shopgirl,The Millenium Trilogy, pre-2003 Palahniuk, Hornby, Perrotta, Augusten Burroughs.

Shows: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Jeopardy, Friends, The West Wing, Freaks and Geeks, Daria, Parks & Recreation.

Music: Radiohead, Metric, The Postal Service, The xx, TLC's Crazysexycool album, Otis Redding, most late '90s-early '00s pop music, P. Diddy's "Haaaah" in the second verse of Biggie's "Hypnotize".
My lil' goth teen heart will always have a soft spot for Marilyn Manson and NIN.

Food: Cuban, Indian, and sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My laptop
-My glasses
- A hoodie
- My sense of humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-how asinine a lot of these questions are.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
in bed snuggled up to my lover, Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't whistle.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I don't know. Just make sure I can't attribute a lot of negative -ists and -isms to you or I'll eat you alive.

Oh also I really hate winky-face emoticons.