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Iprobshateyou

25 New York, NY Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:30am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Cancer
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ni dieu ni maitre.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Graduate student in NYC.
Simultaneously being a bleeding heart and a misanthrope. i don't know. It exists.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Reading people.
- Reading, in general.
- Having an extensive movie collection as a result of bargain-hunting.
- Making snarky comments.
- Laughing at myself.
- Untying knots.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
-My crazy, curly hair.
-The fact that I wear a lot of black.
-My glasses
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Philip Seymour Hoffman died and my heart is now broken.

Movies: This is a loaded question. A few are: Almost Famous, American Beauty, Secretary, Reservoir Dogs, Stranger than Fiction, Hocus Pocus, Junebug. This list can get dangerously long.

Books: To Kill a Mockingbird, The Power of One, God-Shaped Hole, Harry Potter, In Cold Blood, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, 1984, Shopgirl,The Millenium Trilogy, pre-2003 Palahniuk, Hornby, Perrotta, Augusten Burroughs.

Shows: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Jeopardy, Friends, Freaks and Geeks, Daria, Parks & Recreation.

Music: Radiohead, Metric, The Postal Service, The xx, TLC's Crazysexycool album, Otis Redding, most late '90s-early '00s pop music, P. Diddy's "Haaaah" in the second verse of Biggie's "Hypnotize".
My lil' goth teen heart will always have a soft spot for Marilyn Manson and NIN.

Food: Cuban, Indian, and sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My laptop
-My glasses
- A hoodie
- My sense of humor
-Movies
-Books
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-how asinine a lot of these questions are.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
in bed snuggled up to my lover, Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't whistle.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I don't know. Just make sure I can't attribute a lot of negative -ists and -isms to you or I'll eat you alive.

Oh also I really hate winky-face emoticons.