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41 M Santa Monica, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 14
Middle Eastern, White
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from masters program
Politics / Government
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs
English, Hebrew

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My self-summary
I just celebrated my one year anniversary in LA and couldn't be any happier with my decision to move. Some quick tidbits on who I am: Intelligent, athletic, fun, funny, humble, charming, always put others before me, educated, happy, genuine, and a great friend. Here are a some facts to go with these attributes.

1. When I was 5 years old I got the chicken pox. I didn’t eat chicken for six months.
2. Before every high school, college and professional soccer game throughout my career, I ate a turkey sandwich on multi-grain bread with mayonnaise, mustard and tomato, and half a banana 5 hours before kick-off.
3. I once, during a brotherly fight, temporarily paralyzed my little brother by whacking him in the back with a hockey stick. When he was laying on the ground saying he couldn’t move (which only lasted 30 seconds), I started crying and told him I’d never hit him again if he got up. I might have had my fingers crossed.
4. I was banned from two local Chinese food restaurants near my previous place of residence because I occasionally came home late at night, placed an order for delivery, and passed out before they arrived.
5. My dog has epilepsy, but he’s really cute!
6. If I could date any celebrity, it would definitely be Emmanuelle Chriqui -- I'm a sucker for a beautiful, warm smile.
7. When I was little, I used to sort through a recipe book and (with my sous chef little bro) make a cake or pie for my parents when they returned home from a trip.
8. My mom’s the glue to all us boys (including my dad), my dad’s my idol, my older brother the type of person I hope to become, and my younger brother my best friend.
9. Everyone in my immediate family (parents, brothers, sister-in-law) have advanced degrees.
10. The first words I ever spoke were “Ha Shofet Ben Zona” which is a very common, untoward chant heard in the stands at Israeli soccer games that I apparently picked up watching my father play.
10 (a) I’m very critical of myself and hold myself to nearly impossible standards. As a matter of fact, I should redo this entire list.

no braces, no glasses, no allergies, high IQ, top-level athlete, blueish eyes, stubbornness, no back hair, sense of humor, drive, social, susceptibile to getting stitches.
What I’m doing with my life
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months warm, happy, and finish off as an orgasm.

Anyway, moved here from Fairfax, VA, but grew up on Long Island. I'm still exploring LA and always looking for quality friends in my new life here on the West coast.
I’m really good at
Taking long walks to the fridge.

Exceptionally talented in sarcasm.

Able to sit in my chair for extended periods of time without numbness or fatigue.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my smile since I smile a lot, or maybe my eyes. But if they're walking behind me, than I guess it's my ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Zeitoun, 1000 Splendid Suns, Art of Racing in the Rain

Movies: Braveheart, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Snatch,

Music: Love learning new music. Playlists can consist of U2, Frank Sinatra, Maroon 5, and Death Cab For Cutie.

Food: Sushi, Seafood, Tapas, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Family and friends
Disposable toilet seat covers
Late night parking spot on the street near my house.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why is kale so popular in California?
On a typical Friday night I am
Don't really have a typical Friday night. Sometimes out on the town, sometimes stay in with a drink and a movie.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are fun, friendly, attractive, positive, happy, enjoy life, and live within driving distance. Of course good kisser is important too :)