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IradYoung

41 M Santa Monica, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:08am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, Hebrew

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My self-summary
I prefer you get to know me through conversation. 1. It's a more natural way to learn about people in an already somewhat artificial forum like online dating. 2. It's too easy to mistake a profile that speaks to confidence for arrogance or humorous for snide, and it's nearly impossible to truly show charm in summary form.

I don't want to leave people without anything to read though, so I leave you with my "Polar Bear" blog.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So I was just in the elevator at a client’s office building... and they have one of those monitors that provides news blurbs, weather, factoids, etc. and I read this:
"Polar bear genitals shrinking due to pollution: Polar bears in east Greenland are among the most polluted animals in the Arctic. Scientists say industrial pollutants are to blame for reduced genital size in the animals." It had a link to this article as the source: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14485634.

NOW... Since I need a mini-break from the fulfilling joy that my work provides me, I must share some of my initial thoughts about this: Who the F actually measured the polar bears' balls and stuff? More importantly, HOW? (Polar bears are known as being one of the most vicious creatures on earth... I have to think they don't take kindly to humans playing around with their testicles.) Even IF this is true (that polar bears' genitals have been shrinking), how can scientists attribute this to pollution? Ummm... how about this crazy, alternative theory: unlike their other bear brothers and sisters around the globe who's balls are just fine, thanks... polar bears live in the freakin' Arctic Circle! The coldest damn place on earth... and we all know how that affects the "boys". Perhaps it's just generations of freezing genitals, sprinkle a dash of Darwin... and voila!
How about this (and forgetting about how they actually did the test on the bears), I want to know (and maybe even meet) the guy who first was like, "hey Bill, do you see what I see? I'm pretty sure the polar bears genitals are shrinking generationally; let's test them. Who's in?" I mean, who LOOKS for that. Clearly, there's not much going on in east Greenland these days. i figured people who live up there have a lot of time on their hands... didn't realize they have polar bear balls on them too.

Here's a choice excerpt from the article: "The adult polar bear testicles the researchers examined were on average roughly three inches across and 1.8 ounces in weight, although they could dramatically enlarge during the height of sexual activity from January to July. Their bacula, or penis bones, were on average nearly seven inches long."
" roughly three inches across and 1.8 ounces in weight" -- sounds like the product description of the Motorola V3 RAZR to me.
"although they could dramatically enlarge during the height of sexual activity from January to July." This is by far the most pessimistic thing I read all day. IF polar bear balls are dramatically enlarged for 7 months of the year (January to July), then wouldn't it be more appropriate (and more optimistic) to use THAT size as the norm and say that their balls are dramatically smaller for 5 months a year when they're inactive? WTF? Poor bears! Not only are you date-raping them (i.e., shooting them with tranquilizer dart, rushing over to them, and playing with their balls while their knocked out), but now you're reporting about their ball size applying the smaller size as the norm even though they're the bigger size for 58% of the year. Insult to injury, my Eskimo friend.
Last comment from a final excerpt: "Scientists report this shrinkage could, in the worst case scenario, endanger polar bears there and elsewhere by spoiling their love lives ..." C'MON! I'm calling bullshit on that. You're telling me that polar bears are endangered because the males are getting gun-shy and have zero game with the female polar bears because they're afraid their balls are smaller than their dad's balls? Please stop the insanity.
What I’m doing with my life
I moved here from Fairfax, VA, but grew up on Long Island after my family moved from Israel. I love exploring LA. I want to plan road trips around Cali, Utah, Nevada, etc., and always looking for quality friends in my new life here to good food, good drinks, and fun adventures.
I’m really good at
Soccer, board games, turning casual nights out into fun, crazy events.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my smile since I smile a lot, or maybe my eyes. But if they're walking behind me, than I guess my ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Zeitoun, 1000 Splendid Suns, Art of Racing in the Rain

Movies: Braveheart, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Snatch,

Music: Love learning new music. Playlists can consist of U2, Frank Sinatra, Sade, Neighborhood, Sting, Phoenix.

Food: Sushi, Seafood, Tapas, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Family and friends
Disposable toilet seat covers
Happiness
Vacations
Late night parking spot on the street near my house.
Spontaneity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why is kale so popular in California?
On a typical Friday night I am
Don't really have a typical Friday night. Sometimes out on the town, sometimes stay in with a drink and a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once made my younger brother wear a baseball hat for a week so my parents wouldn't see the huge lump on his head from tackling him into the wall in our house.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are fun, friendly, attractive, positive, happy, enjoy life, and live within driving distance. Of course good kisser is important too :)