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So I figure the problem I have with this profile writing is that I'm trying to do it all seriously, and with an intent to catch someone. Which, in effect, doesn't clue you in to just what the hell you're gonna get into. *shrug*

Zombies are an obnoxious and trivial obstacle that you shouldn't fear. Unless they work for you, then they are an obnoxious and trivial employee that you shouldn't put up with. I prefer skeletons. Not much on them that burns, bullets have more a chance of missing, and occasionally, they can work without heads. I merely recommend getting the ones you grow yourself from dragons teeth. You could probably cut budget and go with wyverns or wyrms teeth, but with an inferior product you get an inferior servant.

I wouldn't mind living on a small little plot of my own, if by small you meant acres of woodland and lakes and mountains and fields, and by alone you meant everyone I care for and enough magical fairy servants to take care of everything.

I could easily take someones life. This knowledge doesn't scare me, merely because there is no point to taking someones life. Its usually senseless. I would feel sadness at their passing, and work harder at not having a reason to do it next time.

Sure, I'll give you the lead, you do everything you can to make sure your plans are going right. Course, once they stop coinsiding with my plans.... *shrug*

I'm loyal and protective to a fault, but I won't protect you from yourself. I've hit my head against the wall, and it's helped me learn how to navigate the maze, why shouldn't I let you do the same? Doesn't mean I won't be there with a medkit afterwards.

Damn those little pixies that keep changing the arrows on me.

When I mean it, I mean it, but I won't always mean it. good luck trying to figure out when I mean it.

If I don't cause you to worry or get frustrated, then you may not care about me as much as you think. Course, I like to think I'm worth it.

Learning and living

Being myself, Providing a warm person to snuggle against, and finding all those little buttons that keep me entertained and you on your toes.

My oddball humor, and the fact that I have tape on my glasses.

Series and books: Wheel of time, Discworld, Dune, Dark is Rising, Young Wizards, Harry Potter, Kushiel's Avatar, Lone Wolf choose your own adventure books (www.projectaon.com), Phantom of the Opera (What, didn't know it was a book? o.O) American Gods (and anything else by Neil Gaimen), The Black Chalice, Lord of Light, Joy of Sex (*innocent look* What? I look at it for the articles) Job: A Divine Comedy, Invitation to the Game,The Ghosts, and more.. many old fantasy books that you can only find on library shelves or in old bookstores, where even the owners didn't know they were there.

I'm waiting for Curious George Does Amsterdam to come out..

Music: A plethora, a multitude, mostly instrumental or traditional music, although anything with a good beat is appreciated

Food: Meat and potatos, oriental, soups, grilled and campfire cooked food

Movies: Master and Commander; Anything done by Jim Henson or his son that wasn't massed produced disney crap; Blues Brothers; Gladiator; Hayao Miyazaki's Howl's Moving Castle and many other anime, including some of the horrible ones; Hook; Monty Python's, well..anything ( including the shows); Batman Begins; Spiderman; MST3; Any of the Marx Brothers movies; Fiddler on the Roof; Sneakers; 10 things I hate about you; 3 Muskeeters

Humor.. I depend on it as entertainment, a survival trait, and a defense mechanism. (ever see how fast puns can clear a room?) Friends.. Some I need, others I just keep around cause they're too cool not to Learning.. Flirting.. Nothing like making a pretty girl smile and laugh to make my day better five and six I'll figure out later

thinking *grin*; SCA; taoism; Art; Writing ( lyrics and poems, although they're not as polished as I'd like them to be; Humanity and it's foils. My Kingdoms of:trimaris, midrealm/ middle kingdom, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Firefly,

Working, or playing games, or drinking coffee

If I spend obnoxious amounts of time with you, I really really like you

Patience is probably a good thing, that and a compatible sense of humor. .