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37 Pittsburgh, PA Man


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  • Ages 25–42
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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English, C++ (Okay), Irish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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"So this is Christmas, and what have..." oh fuck the holidays.

BRAINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Actually, I don't want to eat them. I'm just out to find brains on OKStupid.

ME?: I'm a bit eccentric. Always up for a laugh. No kids. Never married. Odd combination of getting as much into art as I do sports. I'm not easy to pigeonhole or stereotype. Jack of all trades.

You see, it's not that I am cynical. It's rather that I have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody. That's a bit of a play on a Behan quote describing the Irish people that I think sums me up quite well.
What I’m doing with my life
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- IT Support for a Health Care provider. Still trying to pimp my freelance graphic/creative skills out though.

- Growing up...kinda. :P

- I adopted two adult cats as of 6/15. Best half-drunk idea I ever had. One of them has aspirations of being a computer geek himself as he's always at my desk with me when I'm working on something. That or he's just being a dick.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Having a conversation with just about anyone.
- Playing in traffic drunk & blindfolded.
- Making people laugh and/or scratch their head.
- Finding a joke or humor in practically ANY situation.
- Almost anything involving a computer. My bread & butter is graphics & video, but I can do the technical and hardware end just as well.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My half-cocked grin that makes people wonder what's going on in my noggin or if I'm up to no good. Wouldn't you like to know? Ha ha!

Oh yea, blue eyes with dark hair and pale skin...not that common.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books/Authors: On the Road - Kerouac. Any of the Beatnik writers really. I'll always have a soft spot for that nutty Bukowski.

Movies: Dogma (anything by Kevin Smith), Boondock Saints, Serenity, Eternal Sunshine, The World's End (any Simon Pegg flick), Star Wars series (Empire was the best), and a shit-ton more.

TV: Supernatural, Dexter, Lost Girl, Doctor Who, Daily Show, Shameless (both UK and American), Bones, The Thick of It, Vikings, Game of Thrones, @midnight, Firefly, and bunch of others.

Music: NoFX is my favorite. Mostly Ska, Punk, and Irish rock. No rap or country.

Food: Basically anything, but I am partial to Asian food (except sushi). I eat like a 400lb man, just not that size.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Coffee
- Computer
- My munchkins (cats)
- Some laughs.
- Good tunes.
- My best mates.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
BAH HUMBUG!!!!!!!!!!!

How I can find EPIC ways to shoot myself in the foot.

"Cake or Death?" (POINTS if you get that reference)

The possibility of moving back to Ireland.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The word "typical" and I do not have a fondness for one another. Random is the best word to describe my Fridays. If all else fails, you'll find me out with my buddy probably watching a game at our local watering hole.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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- I can find humor in the silliest shit. I was reading a comic bit online about a dinosaur and at one point it says, "RAWR! FUCKING RAWR!" I couldn't stop laughing hysterically for 15 minutes as I kept imagining a cartoon dinosaur saying this over & over. Yes, I was stone cold sober when this happened. The funniest part is I am not prone to uncontrollable laughing fits.
You should message me if
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- I like a nice & sweet girl with a naughty, "Let's go out and do something stupid" side. However, at heart, I just kinda hope she enjoys simple & good things.

- You love to have conversations that can last for hours, but they only seem like minutes.

- You don't care so much about how you look that it looks like you try too hard. However, you care enough about how you look not to be a total slob.

- Oh, and you're beautiful in a natural or cute way.

- Looking for a girl who's artsy WITHOUT the pretentious fartsy.

- PLEASE take care of yourself. As in, don't be morbidly obese.

- Hipsters need not apply. If I want to injure my brain, I'll beat my head against a wall.

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