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37 M Pittsburgh, PA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 24
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English, C++ (Okay), Irish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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You see, it's not that I am cynical. It's rather that I have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody. That's a bit of a play on a Brendan Behan quote describing the Irish people that I think sums me up quite well.

I can be a bit of a comedian (see my photo album of silly shit I make when bored). I love good conversation over good drinks and random silliness. I'm a little bit of a dichotomy. You are just as likely to see me at a political/human rights protest as you are to see me whirling through a toy store like a tornado picking up all the cool ass shit I wish they had when I was a kid. I WILL say things most people wouldn't say out loud. I am of Irish descent, American born just to clarify. So, if you know thing one about the Irish is that we are good talkers and love a good laugh.

My favorite sports to watch are soccer (football) & hockey. Still love the Steelers & Pirates. I'm a die hard hometown sports fan.

I fully believe in instituting a new man rule: "A guy should never wear pants as tight or tighter than his girlfriend's pants." I don't own skinny jeans because I'm not a eunuch nor have the desire to squash my junk and self-castrate.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Recently (and kind of by accident) fell into acting as I was looking for ways to make some extra fun cash. So I'm now an extra in the movie "Southpaw" w/ Jake Gyllenhaal currently filming here in Pittsburgh.

Currently freelancing my tech & media design skills out, but am currently interviewing with a few different companies to be taken on full-time in office.

Also, making a concerted effort to get healthier and finally quit smoking by turning to e-Cigs.

Finally, I'm the new proud daddy of two adopted cats as of 6/15!!! The prior owners just had a baby who turns out to be allergic, so being I had such a great time with my last pet before he passed away, I thought I'd go bigger with a new pet(s). Initially I was only going to adopt one, but being the brothers had been together their whole lives (10 years) I didn't want to separate them.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Almost anything involving a computer. My bread & butter is graphics & video, but I can do the technical and hardware end just as well.
- Having a conversation with just about anyone.
- Getting COMPLETELY silly & stupid around animals.
- Playing in traffic drunk & blindfolded.
- Watching any movie I want (even those in theaters) from the comfort of my couch without paying silly subscription fees.
- Making people laugh and/or scratch their head.
- Very handy to have on bar-trivia nights.
- For some reason, all kids and animals love me.
- Eating anything and everything in mass quantities.
- Finding a joke or humor in practically ANY situation.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Anymore it seems to be the hair. But if you judge me simply based on that, you're missing out. I'm actually a kind of punker-sweet (NOT Emo)

My half-cocked grin that makes people wonder what's going on in my noggin or if I'm up to know good. Wouldn't you like to know? Ha ha!

It's been said I look like "A nice guy with an occasional naughty streak." She wasn't entirely wrong.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books/Authors: On the Road - Kerouac. Any of the Beatnik writers really: Vonnegut, Ginsburgh, etc. I'll always have a soft spot for that nutty Bukowski. Also, Kevin Smith is actually a decent writer of books, not just flicks.

Movies: Dogma (anything by Kevin Smith), Boondock Saints, Serenity, Eternal Sunshine, The World's End (any Simon Pegg flick), Star Wars series (Empire was the best), and a shit-ton more....oh and SHARKNADO! Simply because it was so bad, it was good.

TV (Hulu or randomly found): Supernatural, Dexter, Lost Girl, Doctor Who, Daily Show, Shameless (both UK and American), Bones, The Thick of It, Vikings, Game of Thrones, @midnight, Firefly, and bunch of others.

Music: NoFX, Reel Big Fish, Bob Marley & the Whalers, Dropkick Murphys, Gaelic Storm, Mumford & Sons, Radiohead, Flogging Molly, Nirvana, The Pixies, Leonard Cohen, The Police (yea I know, cheesey pick, but I grew up with them since my aunt played their stuff all the time).

Food: Basically anything. I'm partial to Asian food, but am willing, can, and will eat anything someone wants to invite me to eat. I'm a human garbage disposal, sadly. I make AWESOME tacos.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This is going to be a terrible list, since I'm kinda simplistic in regards to materialistic bullshit...

1 - Computer
2 - My list of free TV & Movie sites.
3 - Internet
4 - Humor
5 - Coffee
6 - Good music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I find EPIC ways of shooting myself in the foot, or in a more accurate case, falling 3 stories from my balcony and cracking four vertebrae. That's was 8 years back, don't worry, I've been fixed and upright for a long time now.

I think I might masturbate too much cause it would seem I'm the only one with low enough standards to fuck me. Naaaaaahhhhhhh....OK, yeaaaaaaa....naaaaaahhhhhhh

"Cake or Death?" (POINTS if you get that reference)

The possibility of moving back to Ireland.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The word "typical" and I do not have a fondness for one another. Random is the best word to describe my Fridays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I cut my own hair. I've been told surprisingly well, even in the back.

My Myers-Briggs test came back: WMFC - Who Mother Fucking Cares. Bua ha ha ha ha ha!

I'm a bit of a gamer, but that's when I have nothing better to do.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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- You love to have conversations that can last for hours, but they only seem like minutes.
- You thrive on the randomness of life, aren't daunted by new things.
- You're an artsy girl without the fartsy. Meaning, someone comfortable being her own creative person without needing to get into all the pretentious shit to "prove" that you're an artist...typically those are the ones who aren't that great anyway.
- You don't mind getting silly sometimes.
- You don't care so much about how you look that it looks like you try too hard, BUT you care enough about how you look not to be a total slob.

- Pretentious
- Rude
- Self Serving
- Materialistic
- Overweight people.