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25 Severn, MD Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:52pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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**If we were talking in the last two weeks, all of my visitors and messages got wiped. So I have no idea who to contact and what to say. So....***

Hi, I'm Andy.

I'm introverted, oblivious to advances, and cynical about the state of the world.

I'm also funny, honest and loyal, and friendly. I'm confident in myself and am not afraid to show how I feel to people.

I love animals and hope to one day own my own animal rescue. Until then, I frequently volunteer with animal rescue organizations.

I've tried this site before with mixed results, but I figure I could try it one more time. I feel like I'm really ready to meet the one person I'm supposed to be with, so if you're just looking for something casual, I'm probably not for you. I'm in no rush, however. I'd like to meet someone who will take it slow with me and develop a healthy relationship as both my lover and my friend.

I'm not great at sending out messages, so if you're interested, please send me one. I was raised not to push myself onto women and be respectful, and haven't ever had much luck with sending the first message. Thanks.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
If I'm not at work or with friends, I'm spending some time with my dog, Ghost.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not taking myself too seriously.
Thrifting and finding neat stuff at flea markets.
Taking care of animals.
Making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my tattoos.

That or the 85lbs dog standing next to me. Can't think of anyone who has overlooked that one.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love reading. I'll give anything a shot.

Anything by Quentin Tarantino
Horror Movies
Anything immersing. I'm not picky.

I just like music. I listen to music roughly 90% of the day.

I'll really eat pretty much anything. Or at least try it once. Food is probably one of my favorite things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My German Shepherd Ghost.
The feeling of nature.
Time with close friends.
Boiling hot showers.
A good meal.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why the hell everyone on this site owns a horse, a handgun and one of those weird squiggly mirrors.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a night in with Ghost or out with a few friends. Maybe playing pool or cards, grabbing food and a few drinks, or seeing a movie. Sometimes I go camping, too.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't drink beer. I drink, but usually rum or whiskey. I don't like the taste of beer, and I've tried more brands than I can remember.
You should message me if
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You feel like we might be a good match.
You just want to say hi.
You want to talk about more than my dog.

As I said before, I don't know how many messages I'm going to send out. So please, don't hesitate.

Also, I hate the way this sounds, but I don't struggle for conversation. If I start feeling like you aren't interested, I usually just back off.

This profile is kind of dry, I know that. But it's tough to write about yourself in your normal tone. I'm a lot funnier, I swear.

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