On a funny side-note; I have kept this account open long enough that I feel that deleting this account would be like playing the lotto everyday for 7 years and then not play it one day and have my numbers come up...Because let's face it, finding someone of quality, truly is a one in a million opportunity. That being said, I will occasionally sign on and see what's happening...Most of the time it's a whole lot of nothing. LOL
I am 31 years old and found that traveling and going on adventures is where my heart truly lies, so the rest can wait till the timing is right.
....Is what I used to say.
If I am going to find someone worth dating, she needs to love traveling and exploring as much as I do. There is a big, beautiful world out there and I plan on seeing as much of it as I can.
...If you are not the type of person that would consider dropping everything to travel into the unknown, then I can assure you that we are not a good match.
I am an expert at drowning situations in sarcasm when it's needed, so if you do not have a feisty personality then we won't make it past the first date.
"I'm not an asshole, my shenanigans are cheeky and fun.".
Some people are way too sensitive when it comes to a good joke.
I have no problem throwing myself under the bus when it comes to humor...just be prepared for me to heckle right back.
I'm a terrible liar and actually enjoy doing the right thing, so I choose to be honest and loyal to everyone in my Life.
(Crazy right??? A morally sound Man... quick ladies... Run!)
I spend as much time as possible in the outdoors.
.....Nature makes me happy and gives me a chance to read and write.
Camping and Hiking, and pitting my wits against the World doesn't just bring me sense of adventure, it truly makes me feel alive and lights up my Life.
I am a firm believer in good karma and I always try to do the right thing as long as it doesn't get me into trouble.
I don't have the best timing, but my heart is always in the right place.
I have a Zero-Tolerance for rude people, people who take things for granted, and people who have had everything handed to them on a silver platter....I have worked very hard for everything in this Life, and believe that those who show passion for something important, are the people that truly deserve all of life's blessings.
One act of random kindness at a time, is the only real way to make a difference.
I have a lot of insight, knowledge, and love to share with the World, and I am an extremely extroverted person.
...It would be nice to find the same in my significant other.
"If you want Quality in Life, then you need to display quality."
The motto of chivalry is also the motto of wisdom; to serve all, but love only one. I love to help people and make new friends wherever I go, maybe one day I will find someone worth my total devotion.
Let's Get Real:
The whole point of being in a Relationship, is so you can "RELATE" to that person......If there is no mutual addiction, the chemistry is sure to be weak and non electric.
.....So don't let my striking good looks and charm, scare you away....Still waters run deep.
Being a Rock Star when I have time to hit the town.
Hiking and Camping during the day and then drifting in to the night where the stars guide me, and the night comes alive.
Taking control of any situation that I am put in.
Being kind to others.
Building things from nothing.....I am an Innovative Design Technician with 3 of my own successful companies that I have started, owned, and operated in my Lifetime.
(Long Story-Short, I'm good with my Hands)
Anything that I put my mind to.
I am a liquid break-dancer and have come a very long way in how Music has effected my Life. If you like to go to Music Festivals, you will always find me on the Dance Floor.
Music sets the mood of my Life and can resolve any situation that is thrown at me.
-I thrive at concerts and music festivals, and I still like to get a little crazy from time to time.
......We simply have to be a little more calculated as we get older.
(Bonus points if you know what show the term"Lawyered" is from....I will give you a hint, my favorite character in the show is Barney Stinson)
-Comedy is my Passion and one of my strongest personality traits....So if you don't have a sense of humor- We probably won't get along....(Sorry...but boring people kill me).
If you like to laugh and you like to be entertained, then we will definitely get along.
I'm really good at enjoying the little things in life, and making other people feel special when no one else does.
Depending on what my Hair looks like and how I am wearing my Facial Hair....I have been compared to a few people that would make you laugh.
......If we meet, you can tell me.
American Dad, Family Guy, and any kind of stand-up comedy that's on.
Excision, The Glitch Mob, Seven Lions, Tritonal, Pretty Lights,
NERO, Feed Me, DirtyPhonics, Sub-Focus, ZEDD, Alesso,
Above and Beyond, Flux Pavillion, Daft Punk, The Crystal Method,
Doc Martin, Kaskade, Kat Krazy, Eric Prydz, London Grammar,
ODEZSA, Moby, BassNectar, and the list goes on for EDM.
Iration, Rebelution, Pepper, The Dirty Heads
I can listen to everythhing from Classical to Dubstep, from Reggae to Rock, from Indie to Pop, and a few singles in some realms that are not my top choice. haha
Movie Buff.....Too many to list.
(I quote a lot of movies and can do an entire list of accents and dialects)
^Hahaha....And No...I am not one of those guys that "thinks" he is hilarious and can imitate people really well.
Believe me when I say...I AM GOOD.
Put me on the spot if we meet and you can be the judge.
I love to cook and appreciate a well balanced meal.
I spend 90% of my free time listening to music.
Music is the backbone of my reality and for entirely too many reasons is the easiest way for me to define what kind of person you are....Bonus points if you like EDM-
My goals and aspirations are too vast to ever be defined in a summary.
"To Love someone is nothing, to be loved by someone is something. But to be loved by the one you Love is Everything!!!"
I was on the front page news for illegally rock climbing in 2006.
.....If you want to explore the World and escape your personal bubble....If you want to go on an Adventure.....If you spend more time thinking about places you would like to see and things you want to accomplish rather than planning out day to day bullshit.....If you have a Passion for Life and an insatiable desire for new experiences....If you have a good heart:
-Then you are on the right page for what I would like to find in a Lady :)
If this sounds like you.....Hit me up sometime, let's see if we have any chemistry and then we can go from there....Don't be shy: I don't bite......................Hard ;)
That being said:
I have never been married, I don't have any children, and I do not have any weird character flaws; except for being awesome....ha!
(So Please be on the Same Page)
Message me if: You have a passion for Life and you are not fake.
You like tall, good looking men....oh yeah, i'm humble too ;)
Message me if you are an all around good person and would like to get to know somebody worth knowing!!!
HAHAHA....HONESTLY...YOU SHOULD MESSAGE ME IF YOU ARE READING THIS LINE.
.....HOW DID YOU MAKE IT THROUGH THIS ENTIRE NOVEL THAT I WROTE ON HERE, ONLY TO NOT SAY HELLO???
(True Story, I was there)
Talk to ya soon.
....If you wanna know a little more;
This article describes what sexy is to me...good read.