I'm from Southern California and am looking forward to Northern California.
If anyone wants to show me around, I would be happy to meet up for a cup of coffee and some witty banter.
Otherwise, maybe I will see you around.
BTW....I am looking for part-time work when I am not working the job I am gonna move up there for....I would be most appreciative.
Hello Ladies....Well, if I'm gonna talk myself up, then why aim low....Right??
....This is a dating site, so if you wanna get to know a very: genuine, driven, kind, good looking, humorous, and all around amazing individual;
...I will make sure to point him in your direction if I run into him.
Joking of course... I'm pretty fuckin awesome, (so I'm told) and I eat humble pie everyday too 😉
I have led a very complicated Life, so it is easy to sum me up as a very complicated person.
Camping, Hiking, Music, Breaking, Yoga, and crossing paths with positive people, is what makes me happy.
I often lay awake restless at night because my brain is still trying to create and improve a project, to offer advice when I know it will help, to see a goal through even if I know it was a lost cause, and to drown situations in sarcasm when needed.
I'm not an asshole, my shenanigans are cheeky and fun.
We can all say the wrong thing, and to be honest, I became an expert in putting my foot in my mouth.
Luckily for me, I became slightly charming and fairly funny, (using those adjectives lightly) and learned how to defuse most sticky situations that I put myself in.
Some people are way too sensitive when it comes to a good joke.
I have no problem throwing myself under the bus when it comes to humor...just be prepared for me to heckle right back... know what I mean??
I'm a terrible liar and actually enjoy doing the right thing, so I choose to be honest and loyal to everyone in my Life.
(Crazy right??? A morally sound Man... quick ladies... Run!) Haha
I spend as much time as possible in the outdoors.
Nature makes me happy and gives me a chance to read and write.
Camping and Hiking, and pitting my wits against the World doesn't just bring me sense of adventure, it truly makes me feel alive and lights up my Life.
I am a firm believer in good karma and I always try to do the right thing as long as it doesn't get me into trouble. I don't have the best timing, but my heart is always in the right place.
I have a Zero-Tolerance for rude people, people who take things for granted, and people who have had everything handed to them on a silver platter.
I have worked very hard for everything in this Life, and believe that those who show passion for something important, are the people that truly deserve all of life's blessings.
No matter how rocky my journey in Life has been, I can only keep a positive outlook on Life....I am a very positive person, but I am also a Realist, and an opportunist.
"While the pessimist and the optimist were discussing the glass being half full or half empty.... I walked up and drank the glass of water".
Signed: The Opportunist
All the force-fed bullshit that people believe in is fine for them...But that is without a doubt, not me!!
...Thanks for comin out folks... don't forget to tip your servers ;)
I'm not into politics, and I don't watch any sports.
I like to use my brain power for creative and artistic things..... that being said, I do like to watch MMA.
The main thing I believe in;
One act of random kindness at a time, is the only real way to make a difference in my opinion.
I have a lot of insight, knowledge, and love to share with the World, and I am an extremely extroverted person.
...It would be nice to find the same in my significant other.....and even if I don't have chemistry with that said Woman, friendship is not a bad thing.
And I happen to be a pretty great friend, so it's a Win-Win.
I am a liquid break-dancer and have come a very long way in how Music has effected my Life.
Music sets the mood of my Life and can resolve any situation or problem thrown at you if used correctly.
Quick Disclaimer...and my bad if this comes across as mean, but it needs to be said;
IF YOU HAVE NOTHING WRITTEN ON YOUR PROFILE, OR ONLY HAVE ONE SENTENCE IN EACH SUBJECT,
We are not gonna get along.
I'm a writer for fun, and enjoy witty banter, so I need to see a modicum of effort, feel me knocking??
And.....oh yeah, ....there's the other thing:
......YOU'RE ON A DATING SITE!!!!
If you wanna hear more than a hello or "nice ass", then give us intelligent guys something to work off of.... Cool???
Thanx Pumpkin.... Good Talk.
"If you want Quality in Life, then you need to display quality."
The motto of chivalry is also the motto of wisdom; to serve all, but love only one.
The institution of chivalry forms one of the most important towers of strength and honor in my World and truly guides me on a righteous path.
.......This is bearing in mind that I am not rocking my fuckin' face off at a Music Festival...hahaha...I'm 30...Not 90.
-I still go to the occasional concert and I still like to get a little crazy from time to time.
......We simply have to be a little more calculated as we get older.
(Bonus points if you know what show the term"Lawyered" is from....I will give you a hint, my favorite character in the show is Barney Stinson)
Let's Get Real:
The whole point of being in a Relationship, is so you can "RELATE" to that person......If there is no mutual addiction, the chemistry is sure to be weak and non electric.
Why are people so afraid to be alone??
It's not that being single is the icing on my cake, but it least I know that I am not dating someone because I didn't have the balls to tell her otherwise.
Damn Guys.... you don't have to be an Alpha male, but it least grow a f-in pair!! LOL
She is out there, and when it is the right time for us to meet, then the Universe will find a way to bring us together.
If there is such a thing as blind faith, then we will meet someday.... I gotta believe that.
But until then...I am not trying to rush anything and I hate putting labels on things.
So that's my 2 cents and then some.... Hope you enjoyed my short novel. LOL
If you can't handle someone who talks a lot and is constantly entertaining the crowd, then you won't be interested in me.
You will either love me or just be overwhelmed by me.... but no matter what, I will always be me.
....And me, is pretty fucking rad.
Hang out with me one time for some coffee or some drinks and you can be the judge.
If you are interested...
.....If you want to explore the World and escape your personal bubble....If you want to go on an Adventure.....If you spend more time thinking about places you would like to see and things you want to accomplish rather than planning out day to day bullshit.....If you have a Passion for Life and an insatiable desire for new experiences....If you have a good heart:
-Then you are on the right page for what I would like to find in a Lady :)
If this sounds like you.....Hit me up sometime, let's see if we have any chemistry and then we can go from there....Don't be shy: I don't bite......................Hard ;)