FIRST AND FOREMOST:
If you have nothing written on your profile except for one sentence, if you have all duck-face pictures, if you don't like EDM, if you have more than one kid, if you go to the gym more than I do, (my idea of foreplay is not you bench-pressing me) if you you use the term "Boss-Bitch",
...Thanks pumpkin....Good talk ;)
You are NOT that hot, and I am one of those weird people that actually enjoys substance when getting close to someone.
.....I know....what a concept.
Sorry to say, but this site sucks and I very rarely get on here....let alone, go on date worth remembering from here....But I like to keep my options open and you really never know who you will meet and where you will meet them....So why not, right?!?
(grab a cup of coffee, this is going to take a minute)
I have a tendency of rambling and can write for days, so I will do my best to keep this short.
I come from a theatre family.
I was heavily involved in public speaking, theatre, and I was Captain of my debate team for 2 years.
(Long story-short: I like to articulate my points)
I enjoy being able to make people smile, and I pride myself on being able to read a room and entertain those around me.
I want to be myself through and through, and I will stop at nothing to achieve my goals, dreams, and my vast list of aspirations.
Hello Ladies, I'm Ryan
....This is a dating site, so if you wanna get to know a very: genuine, driven, kind, good looking, humorous, and all around amazing individual;
...I will make sure to point him in your direction if I run into him.
Joking of course... I'm pretty fuckin awesome,
(so I'm told)
I have led a very complicated Life, so it is easy to sum me up as a very complicated person, but I like to think that I have a huge heart and make the best out of whatever situation that I am put in.
......I AM A LOT TO TAKE IN!!
Camping, Hiking, Music, Breaking, Yoga, and crossing paths with positive people, is what makes me happy.
I often lay awake restless at night because my brain is still trying to create and improve a project, to offer advice when I know it will help, to see a goal through even if I know it was a lost cause, and to drown situations in sarcasm when needed.
"I'm not an asshole, my shenanigans are cheeky and fun.". -Super Troopers.
We can all say the wrong thing, and to be honest, I became an expert in putting my foot in my mouth when I was younger.
Luckily for me, I became slightly charming and fairly funny, (using those adjectives lightly) and learned how to defuse most sticky situations that I put myself in.
Some people are way too sensitive when it comes to a good joke.
I have no problem throwing myself under the bus when it comes to humor...just be prepared for me to heckle right back... know what I mean??
I'm a terrible liar and actually enjoy doing the right thing, so I choose to be honest and loyal to everyone in my Life.
(Crazy right??? A morally sound Man... quick ladies... Run!) Hahaha....I have stories for days!!!
Want an entertaining evening of tales of your kind.....I will shed some light ;)
I spend as much time as possible in the outdoors.
Nature makes me happy and gives me a chance to read and write.
Camping and Hiking, and pitting my wits against the World doesn't just bring me sense of adventure, it truly makes me feel alive and lights up my Life.
I am a firm believer in good karma and I always try to do the right thing as long as it doesn't get me into trouble. I don't have the best timing, but my heart is always in the right place.
I have a Zero-Tolerance for rude people, people who take things for granted, and people who have had everything handed to them on a silver platter.
I have worked very hard for everything in this Life, and believe that those who show passion for something important, are the people that truly deserve all of life's blessings.
The main thing I believe in;
One act of random kindness at a time, is the only real way to make a difference.
I have a lot of insight, knowledge, and love to share with the World, and I am an extremely extroverted person.
...It would be nice to find the same in my significant other.
I am a liquid break-dancer and have come a very long way in how Music has effected my Life.
Music sets the mood of my Life and can resolve any situation that is thrown at me.
"If you want Quality in Life, then you need to display quality."
The motto of chivalry is also the motto of wisdom; to serve all, but love only one.
-I thrive at concerts and music festivals, and I still like to get a little crazy from time to time.
......We simply have to be a little more calculated as we get older.
(Bonus points if you know what show the term"Lawyered" is from....I will give you a hint, my favorite character in the show is Barney Stinson)
Let's Get Real:
The whole point of being in a Relationship, is so you can "RELATE" to that person......If there is no mutual addiction, the chemistry is sure to be weak and non electric.
So that's my 2 cents and then some.... Hope you enjoyed my short novel. LOL
If you are interested...
.....If you want to explore the World and escape your personal bubble....If you want to go on an Adventure.....If you spend more time thinking about places you would like to see and things you want to accomplish rather than planning out day to day bullshit.....If you have a Passion for Life and an insatiable desire for new experiences....If you have a good heart:
-Then you are on the right page for what I would like to find in a Lady :)
If this sounds like you.....Hit me up sometime, let's see if we have any chemistry and then we can go from there....Don't be shy: I don't bite......................Hard ;)