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30 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–34
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 14
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Irish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Moving to the Bay Area on the 17th.
I'm from Southern California and am looking forward to Northern California.
If anyone wants to show me around, I would be happy to meet up for a cup of coffee and some witty banter.
Otherwise, maybe I will see you around.
BTW....I am looking for part-time work when I am not working the job I am gonna move up there for....I would be most appreciative.

Hello Ladies....Well, if I'm gonna talk myself up, then why aim low....Right??
....This is a dating site, so if you wanna get to know a very: genuine, driven, kind, good looking, humorous, and all around amazing individual;

...I will make sure to point him in your direction if I run into him.

Joking of course... I'm pretty fuckin awesome, (so I'm told) and I eat humble pie everyday too 😉

I have led a very complicated Life, so it is easy to sum me up as a very complicated person.

Camping, Hiking, Music, Breaking, Yoga, and crossing paths with positive people, is what makes me happy.

I often lay awake restless at night because my brain is still trying to create and improve a project, to offer advice when I know it will help, to see a goal through even if I know it was a lost cause, and to drown situations in sarcasm when needed.

I'm not an asshole, my shenanigans are cheeky and fun.

We can all say the wrong thing, and to be honest, I became an expert in putting my foot in my mouth.

Luckily for me, I became slightly charming and fairly funny, (using those adjectives lightly) and learned how to defuse most sticky situations that I put myself in.
Some people are way too sensitive when it comes to a good joke.
I have no problem throwing myself under the bus when it comes to humor...just be prepared for me to heckle right back... know what I mean??

I'm a terrible liar and actually enjoy doing the right thing, so I choose to be honest and loyal to everyone in my Life.
(Crazy right??? A morally sound Man... quick ladies... Run!) Haha

I spend as much time as possible in the outdoors.
Nature makes me happy and gives me a chance to read and write.
Camping and Hiking, and pitting my wits against the World doesn't just bring me sense of adventure, it truly makes me feel alive and lights up my Life.

I am a firm believer in good karma and I always try to do the right thing as long as it doesn't get me into trouble. I don't have the best timing, but my heart is always in the right place.

I have a Zero-Tolerance for rude people, people who take things for granted, and people who have had everything handed to them on a silver platter.

I have worked very hard for everything in this Life, and believe that those who show passion for something important, are the people that truly deserve all of life's blessings.

No matter how rocky my journey in Life has been, I can only keep a positive outlook on Life....I am a very positive person, but I am also a Realist, and an opportunist.

"While the pessimist and the optimist were discussing the glass being half full or half empty.... I walked up and drank the glass of water".
Signed: The Opportunist

All the force-fed bullshit that people believe in is fine for them...But that is without a doubt, not me!!
...Thanks for comin out folks... don't forget to tip your servers ;)

I'm not into politics, and I don't watch any sports.

I like to use my brain power for creative and artistic things..... that being said, I do like to watch MMA.

The main thing I believe in;
One act of random kindness at a time, is the only real way to make a difference in my opinion.

I have a lot of insight, knowledge, and love to share with the World, and I am an extremely extroverted person.
...It would be nice to find the same in my significant other.....and even if I don't have chemistry with that said Woman, friendship is not a bad thing.
And I happen to be a pretty great friend, so it's a Win-Win.
(Just sayin)

I am a liquid break-dancer and have come a very long way in how Music has effected my Life.
Music sets the mood of my Life and can resolve any situation or problem thrown at you if used correctly.

Quick Disclaimer...and my bad if this comes across as mean, but it needs to be said;
We are not gonna get along.
I'm a writer for fun, and enjoy witty banter, so I need to see a modicum of effort, feel me knocking??

And.....oh yeah, ....there's the other thing:
If you wanna hear more than a hello or "nice ass", then give us intelligent guys something to work off of.... Cool???
Thanx Pumpkin.... Good Talk.

"If you want Quality in Life, then you need to display quality."

The motto of chivalry is also the motto of wisdom; to serve all, but love only one.

The institution of chivalry forms one of the most important towers of strength and honor in my World and truly guides me on a righteous path.

Then again.......
.......This is bearing in mind that I am not rocking my fuckin' face off at a Music Festival...hahaha...I'm 30...Not 90.

-I still go to the occasional concert and I still like to get a little crazy from time to time.
......We simply have to be a little more calculated as we get older.

(Bonus points if you know what show the term"Lawyered" is from....I will give you a hint, my favorite character in the show is Barney Stinson)

Let's Get Real:
The whole point of being in a Relationship, is so you can "RELATE" to that person......If there is no mutual addiction, the chemistry is sure to be weak and non electric.

Why are people so afraid to be alone??
It's not that being single is the icing on my cake, but it least I know that I am not dating someone because I didn't have the balls to tell her otherwise.

Damn Guys.... you don't have to be an Alpha male, but it least grow a f-in pair!! LOL

She is out there, and when it is the right time for us to meet, then the Universe will find a way to bring us together.

If there is such a thing as blind faith, then we will meet someday.... I gotta believe that.

But until then...I am not trying to rush anything and I hate putting labels on things.

So that's my 2 cents and then some.... Hope you enjoyed my short novel. LOL
If you can't handle someone who talks a lot and is constantly entertaining the crowd, then you won't be interested in me.

You will either love me or just be overwhelmed by me.... but no matter what, I will always be me.
....And me, is pretty fucking rad.
Hang out with me one time for some coffee or some drinks and you can be the judge.

If you are interested...
.....If you want to explore the World and escape your personal bubble....If you want to go on an Adventure.....If you spend more time thinking about places you would like to see and things you want to accomplish rather than planning out day to day bullshit.....If you have a Passion for Life and an insatiable desire for new experiences....If you have a good heart:

-Then you are on the right page for what I would like to find in a Lady :)

If this sounds like you.....Hit me up sometime, let's see if we have any chemistry and then we can go from there....Don't be shy: I don't bite......................Hard ;)
Too soon??
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living my Life to the fullest...Enjoying every moment that I am given in this Life.

Being a Rock Star when I have time to hit the town.

Hiking and Camping during the day and then drifting in to the night and where the stars guide me, and the night comes alive.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Going out of my way for other people & Being a good friend.

Taking control of any situation that I am put in.

Being kind to others.

Building things from nothing.....I am an Innovative Design Technician with 3 of my own successful companies that I have started, owned, and operated in my Lifetime.
(Long Story-Short, I'm good with my Hands)

Anything that I put my mind to.

Dancing....If you like to go to shows, you will normally find me on the Dance Floor....I'm a liquid break dancer, and I am pretty damn good. (so i'm told ;)

-Comedy is my Passion and one of my strongest personality traits....So if you don't have a sense of humor- We probably won't get along....(Sorry...but boring people kill me).

If you like to laugh and you like to be entertained, then we will definitely get along.

I'm really good at enjoying the little things in life, and making other people feel special when no one else does.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a very animated person, so depending on what character I am in....Is what you will most likely pick up from me.

Depending on what my Hair looks like and how I am wearing my Facial Hair....I have been compared to a few people that would make you laugh....haha.
If we meet, I will get your opinion on it.

My eyes change colors...but you're gonna have to get pretty close to me to see that ;)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movie Buff.....Too many to list.
(I quote a lot of movies and can do an entire list of accents and dialects)
^Hahaha....And No...I am not one of those guys that "thinks" he is hilarious and can imitate people really well.
Believe me when I say...I AM GOOD.
Put me on the spot if we meet and you can be the judge.

I love to cook and appreciate a well balanced meal.

I spend 90% of my free time listening to music.

Music is the backbone of my reality and for entirely too many reasons is the easiest way for me to define what kind of person you are.
Bonus points if you like EDM.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music/Dancing, Camping/Nature, Camera/Movies, Laughter/Love, New Experiences/Doing Good in this World.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
LIFE.....And what my next step is going to be.
My goals and aspirations are too vast to ever be defined in a summary.

"To Love someone is nothing, to be loved by someone is something. But to be loved by the one you Love is Everything!!!"
-Paulo Coelho
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
-If I actually have the night off and I am in the city....I like doing something out of the ordinary....Or simply playing into the inevitable, which consists of Netflix, Good Friends, and Alcohol.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I laugh at my own jokes and I am allergic to drinking but still do.
I was on the front page news for illegally rock climbing in 2006.
(Long Story)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I have never been married, I don't have any children, and I do not have any weird character flaws; except for being awesome....ha!
(So Please be on the Same Page)

Message me if: You have a passion for Life and you are not fake.
You like tall, good looking men; who eat humble pie 😉

Message me if you are an all around good person and would like to get to know somebody worth knowing!!!

You will never actually live your Life or find your happiness if you don't take chances.
Life is Short, Start embracing these moments and they will last forever!!!

Much Love!!!


Wanna know what I am truly looking for: ???
This article describes my perfect Woman...enough said....BOOM!