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Irishhottie

45 Hamilton, Ontario, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–49
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 24
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
hey there all. i guess this is where i put a little introduction (or in some provinces/states possibly a disclaimer) to the adventure about to be undertaken; the adventure, nay the life experience that is me. lol. seriously though, what can i say that could effectively summarize me? well, i live, born 'n raised, in hamilton, ontario. the city has been home to most of what i have held or continue to hold dear to this very day. i affectionately consider myself a movie-buff, and have a deep and profound relationship with cheesecake.

I am Loyal, Honest, and Funny.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
i think that the most one can ask for out of life is to be able to do what you want, and thankfully i can honestly say that i am doing just that. i am working in a job that i love, in an environment surrounded by friends and family. sure that sounds cheesy, but hey, cliches became cliches for a reason, n'est-ce pas?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
while there are plenty of things i could put here that might instigate elevated temperatures or blood pressures, i will err on the side of decency and keep the blushes to a minimum. one thing you could definitely consider me good at, in either a passive or aggressive way, is avoiding answering questions which may be better left unanswered, due to either shyness on my part (oops, there goes a blush) or a sense of adventure on your part ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
from a personality perspective, i would think that the first thing one notices about me would be my sense of humour. there are few things in this life or any other that bring as much joy as laughter, and i like to share a good and hearty chuckle with any and all who are willing to share one with me as well.
on the physical side, i've often been told that my eyes are like daggers that can pierce into one's soul and see people as they truly are. whether that's a good thing or not i'm not really sure, but hey, if people dig them then that's all i can ask. i've also been told that my eyes are blue.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
oh my, now isn't this a whale of a question? normally i stick to top five lists. i find them to be less discriminatory than hands-on favs. but for brevity's sake, i guess i can limit my selections to a single representative for each category. okay, here we go (selections subject to change without prior notice or consent). fav movie: the breakfast club. quite possibly the best movie to emerge from the eighties. fav music: a toss-up between the smiths/morrissey and depeche mode. fav book: the killing joke by allan moore. yes, this is a graphic novel depicting the batman's joker at his most evil and demented, but that doesn't make it any less a piece of literature. fav food: pretty much any kind of cheesecake. and if said cheesecake were to have a peanut-brittle crust, then the cheesecake and i will be upstairs for an hour or so. please, no interruptions.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. friends with whom i can waste time
2. time to waste
3. family with whom i would never waste a second
4. except when watching movies with them
5. cheesecake
6. christmas
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
oh well wouldn't you like to know...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
thankful my friday nights are usually anything but typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
the length of my tongue. 9.27 inches. use this information as you see fit.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
message me if you laughed at any of my many horrendous jokes. it takes a keen intellect and a steady hand to be able to make it through that mine-field of humour i have laid out before you. or if you happened to agree with any of the things i brought up. but mostly, if you are looking for someone to converse with, to laugh with, and let us not forget to cuddle up with and keep warm on any of those upcoming long and frigid winter's nights, then please message me. i look forward to getting to know you