-There is no crying over spilt milk but there may be crying over spilt glue.
-Future prisoners of war should have to undergo the ultimate torture which is taking two kids to Target on a Saturday afternoon.
-If it's something valuable the dog will eat it.
-Few things are more satisfying than a sink full of dirty dishes and an empty dishwasher.
-Glitter is never a good idea.
More about me, since you didn't ask. I'm smart, a smart ass, laid back but obsessive when it's something incredibly important, sweet- like candy!, and open to all kinds of adventure. I'm fiercely loyal and love deeply when it's deserved. I want to believe the best in people which sometimes gets me into trouble. I'd like to find someone who can teach me to ski...this is not a requirement. I'm adaptable but not without preferences. I tend to be attracted to people who are passionate about their hobbies and want to share them...I will ask questions. And I tend to lean a little bit towards desiring "interesting" without going full off the cliff into hipster territory - can we be over the mustache thing? I run as my main form of exercise. I'm not very fast but I've got a wall of bling that I'm pretty proud of anyway. And yes I will show you. I love to travel, big trips are great but really anywhere is cool. Off the beaten path or major cities are both great. Lately my vacations have been running related. Family and close friends are #1 for me and I find that very attractive in others. I could spend hours in the library/bookstore or hours discovering new bands on Spotify. I guess my tastes run more towards indie? Or is that too hipster.....
These things aren't my "thing"- casinos, grown men who shop at The Buckle, motorcycles, men in tank tops, anyone "currently separated", ultra conservatives, racists, homophobes, and anyone who sucks at kissing.