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36 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25–56
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:52pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Science / Engineering
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Irish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Important Safety Tip: Running with flaming scissors, although fun,
can cause cancer with longterm exposure!

WARNING: The Surgeon General and the US GAO have both determined
that prolonged exposure to this individual may have certain short
and longterm effects including, appreciation for beat poetry &
music festivals, understanding of quantum and applied physics,
affinity for satirical works including Stewart, Colbert, Adams and
Carlin, sustained laughter, extended playtime often involving both
indoor and outdoor adventures combining the impossible mixture of
geek, nerd, *and* jock pursuits with a healthy amount of dork
thrown in for comic relief, an unnatural affinity for baseball,
lawn bowling, rugby and the works of Ella Fitzgerald and Branford
Marsalis, higher than statistically probable sensual pleasures and
maniacal grinning when riding with him on large motorcycles (beware
of extreme instances of this over bridges and near large or
expansive views).

Statistically impossible according to GAO, individual in question
is known for manifesting equally impossible or very improbable
events such as spontaneous Poetry Slams, grand fundraising events
for charities (especially involving those with little socioeconomic
status, pronounced social stigma or life threatening illness),
grand and extended moments of compassion with bouts of fantastical
costuming, satellite aided treasure hunting and an affinity for
lava lamps.

Please do not approach this individual if you are prone to a heart
condition (missing, unavailable or otherwise lack of emotional
context), are known for inability to adequately express yourself in
a verbal manner (as this may cause malfunctioning and unintended
comedy), or have a skin condition which makes you uncomfortable
within your own.

Contraindications include those who are truthfully challenged,
those with a passive-aggressive mental/social disorder...or those
with pre-existing conditions of New York Yankees disorder. Do not
attempt, under any circumstances, to provoke this individual by
withholding affection, chocolate, or musical interlude.

Spontaneous dancing may occur. Your mileage may vary. Void where

I am adventurous, courageous, and improbable
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hosting Radio Shows, Non Profit Supporting, Occasional Modeling and Stunt Work and Medical Pursuits top this list...

NB - Not prone to flights of fancy...dreams frequently - and acts accordingly.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Relativistic Renaissance for the 21st Century...oft involving communications and public performance. Rare occasions have brought about flaming spinning objects.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Improbability....and blue eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Library is far too diverse to list...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Guenevere - three wheeled chariot
2) Internet access
3) Extremely good libation and palate pacification.
4) Live theatre, music, performance art, motion pictures, written works and other forms of expression
5) Adventurous pursuits
6) Sensual pleasures bordering on the hedonistic.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Injustice, artistic expression and creative ways of cooking with chocolate.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Busy. Insert various pursuits here...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Would no longer be private and therefore...will not be discussed at this time.
You should message me if
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Fit the criterion for above product compatibility and do not wish free samples.