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Irishwhiskey99

33 Saint Louis, MO Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Often
Religion
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Transportation
Income
More than $1,000,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm just fucking around at this point. Haha. Went back and read what I had previously written in here. Really dude? Smh
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
All types of ill shit
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn-it people like me!"
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My lovely lady lumps
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Self help books, gore, porn, metal, raw meat
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Drinks per day (minimum)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Being an alien human hybrid
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking heavily and snorting adderall
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have suspicious growths on my junk
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you aren't a sorry assed, pretentious, narcissistic female hipster excuse for a human being. Or some kind of over-achieving hippie-med student-vegan-yoga thingie. But ya probably are. You know I'm right.