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Irleman

24 M São Paulo, Brazil

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Fluently), French (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Jack of all trades, master of none.

I like always having a hundred different projects, and focusing obsessively on each one for a while. Writing, playing the bass, studying languages, reading, researching weird stuff, fighting - I honestly believe the journey is more important than the destination.

As for personality, I'm not the nicest person you'll meet. I'll subvert people's limits for fun, I'll make jokes about absolutely everything, and sometimes I can be irresponsible and cold beyond measure. I'm a nihilist, and I don't want to make the world a better place.

On the other hand, I'm fiercely loyal toward those I love or care about, I'm absolutely comfortable recognizing and learning from my mistakes, and I have a clear vision of what I want to do with my life. I'm optimistic to a fault, and I want to make my life and those of the people around me the best ones possible.

I know what I want, and who I am - which is more than many people can say. If you're looking for an ideal, a saint, or someone to mold according to your values, it would be probably more productive to look for someone else.

I'm not looking for quick sex, pointless relationships, or ego-stroking. I'm looking for someone I can respect, desire, and admire. I want someone with whom to take on the world, someone that can dream and laugh and cry instead of just going through the motions.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Finishing college, working, practicing as many skills as I can, and still trying to write THE novel that will bring the world to its knees.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making others laugh, daydreaming, and coming up with solutions for things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Instead of an exhaustive list, I'll just name three each.

Music - Massive Attack, Depeche Mode & Eivør

Books - The Road, The Denial of Death & The Black Dahlia

Movies - The Departed, Blade Runner & Grand Budapest Hotel
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music
Friends
Laughs
Challenges
Stories
Writing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, death, desire, motivation and the meaning of everything. The bigger and more abstract the question, the better.

Sometimes, though, I just feel like watching Family Guy or Spongebob.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either watching Family Guy at the same time I learn Polish, write short fiction and play a game, or going out with my friends to a nearby 80's nightclub.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm terrified of death.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You know a good story
- You feel like laughing
- You want a movie recommendation

Please, no pick-up lines or witty one-liners. A "hey, how are you" or something like that suffices. Unless it's a f*ing awesome one-liner. Protip: it usually isn't.