But really I love everything about it and I work with some of the best people I've ever met. I'm an IT project and account manager so I often have to deliver really bad news in a calm and collected manner. People say I'm the chillest person they've ever met so that certainly helps. Before I moved out here I was working for an app that promoted meditation so maybe I picked it up there.
I cook pretty much every day and I like to go to farmers markets and get really expensive ingredients. That way no matter what I cook is decent even if I burn it a little. I gave up on baking as soon as I moved here though because of the altitude. I'm told there's a way around it but I've make it explicitly clear I refuse to math.
I'm not Jewish but I've always wanted to start a Jewish deli called "Challah at ya boy"
Or maybe I'll start a gym where the only day is leg day. I'd like to call that T Rex training.
Diversifying my retirement portfolio with rare beanie babies.
If I got a baby chimpanzee, how long could I go before people realize it's not just a really ugly baby?
You like to play guitar, want to jam or want to learn or maybe if you like to cook. But whoa there, that's after we have coffee, I'm not some floozie.
You wear mom jeans.
You have a dog/pig. I love dogs and I have one back in San Diego that I miss. My first pet was a big and I want one. So if you have a dog or pig I need to borrow your dog or pig.
If you read through this whole profile and decided you want to have a chimpanzee baby with me.