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IronicImp

26 F Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Aug 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
In that lingerie, on that chardonnay...

Ok, time-out
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The "Hey love your style gurl, u r really unique" mass messaging is insulting and distressful.

What if I overlook the perfect guy's note because your spam is in the way? I believe in love and I don't think this is a bad place to find it.

(Apologies for the bitchy disclaimer--but it works!--Quality/Quantity messaging ratio is rising)
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I am:

An abstract thinker
Asker of big picture questions deemed "intense"
Kind and loyal but not always sweet
Emphatic,
Fanatical about rap, basketball, beautiful things
small but sassy
honest to a fault & impossible to lie to
an indoor cat
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I feel myself but I think it's fucking justified. Not because I'm hot; because I'm smart, caring and interesting and intense is a word used by people who can't handle real. Yeah . That was arrogant. Doesn't mean I'm not right

Just tried a year out west at GSB--b-school's cool but not for me, I guess...so...back to the drawing board?

I'm a NY girl at heart but I'm wiling to be that persona in different parts of the country.

You should probably like rap and basketball. I'm just sayin'
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
witty repartee
back massages
empathy
abstract meandering discussions
Collecting vintage clothes
Writing
Girlfriending
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I taught Yeezy. You're welcome Kim!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I am tempted to just throw down the typical profile laundry list, but here are top picks instead:

Authors: Eugene O'Neill, Phillip Roth, Franzen, Edith Wharton, the Brontes, Nabokov, Saul Bellow, Tom Wolfe, Jhumpa Lahiri

Book that changed how I think about the world: Unbearable Lightness of Being, Roth's Zuckerman set, Long Day's Journey, Seize the Day, Norweigan Wood, Freedom, the Rabbit Run series, Hamlet, Fountainhead (be not alarmed, dear reader--this girl worships not at the false altar of objectivism), Consider the Lobster, Gatsby, Animorphs, and...The

Music: Mostly hip-hop (Currently a lot of A$AP, Azaelia, Jay, Pusha T, Rozay, , etc.), KENDRICK songs for skinny white boys (XX, Passion Pit, Vampire Weekend)...and C-pop (I never really got over 周華健 from my days as a 12 year old mathlete with lots of exaggerated feelings)

Shows/Movies: NBA TV, Breaking Bad, ARCHER!, The Wire, Arrested Development, House of Cards, Kardashians, Louis CK, Mad Men, Jon Stewart, Godfather, The Housewife, Memento, Mean Girls, Closer, Eat Drink Man Woman, Social Network (great script, right?)

Food: Please feed me. Anything will do. I know it doesn't look like it, but I eat constantly and will usually down by burger before you're even on bit 3. #metabolism

So this ended up being a laundry list after all. Fail! But at least it offers a wide possibility of openers, no?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My friends--the people closest to me will always be my top priority no matter what
2) That dark, bone-sans-marrow-dry kind of droll humor
3) Creative fulfillment
4) Ironic detachment
5) Grantland and rap genius
6) Nice clothes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to live a meaningful, beautiful, elite, socially responsible life with love and enjoy it, goddamit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either tottering around awkwardly in some awful club/trying to be a normal 25-year-old girl...or rolling an obscenely obese j and watching a movie with you. Mmmhmm...

Needless to say, I prefer the latter. I guess that makes me a well-socialized introvert but a bad bschool student.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't believe in settling. Being alone is pretty cool, I'm pretty busy, and I am happier keepin' it real on my own--it's better than an average relationship.

I have. however, been the happiest when I've discovered someone awesome to kick it with (with whom to kick it?)--so what I'm looking for is an AMAZING relationship, the kind that broadens and deepens your human experience and changes your worldview forever.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are introspective and abstract-thinking
You love going on intellectual adventures (and real ones too).
You are confident and consistent in your worldview, and are deeply empathetic, funny as fuck, ambitious, creative, and a baller in the bedroom.

ONLY THE FOLLOWING WILL BE READ

Followed 1) Instructions at top
Meets 2) The basics (I'm Harvard/Stanford, so don't dislike that
Also be 3) hot, smart, funny, 4) looking for the last girl you'll ever want