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IronisaurusRex

25 F Dallas, TX

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
She had a lively, playful disposition, which delighted in anything ridiculous.

I shall never grow up; make-believe is much too fun.

I am a dreamer born on the Cusp of Mystery and Imagination, and I'm so fucking beautiful I can't stand myself.

INFJ individuals are natural nurturers: patient, devoted and protective. They are gentle, caring, complex and highly intuitive. Artistic and creative, they live in a world of hidden meanings and possibilities, with an uncanny insight into people and situations. They get "feelings" about things and intuitively understand them. Most INFJs hold back part of themselves and can be secretive, sharing only what they choose to share when they choose to share it. They are deep, complex individuals, who are quite private and typically difficult to understand. But the INFJ is as genuinely warm as they are complex. INFJs are concerned for people's feelings, and try to avoid hurting anyone; they are very sensitive to conflict and cannot tolerate it very well. Also, the INFJ will either avoid dealing with minutia or very detailed tasks, or they go to the other extreme and become enveloped in the details to the extent that they can no longer see the big picture.

INFJs are gifted in ways that other types are not. Life is not necessarily easy for them, but INFJs are capable of great depth of feeling and personal achievement.

With rings on her fingers and bells on her toes,
She shall have music wherever she goes.
♡ X O
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Thinking up clever ways to avoid ever answering this question.

I spend a lot of my time with my boyfriend, KennethMyers, who floors me constantly with his heart, his soul, his brilliance, and his integrity. He single-handedly restored my faith in love. His wife, pollykitten, is one of the strongest, kindest, most wonderful people in the whole world, and I feel blessed to count her among my very closest friends. I'm also happily involved with SharpJ42, one of the most compassionate and selfless people I've ever met. He fluently speaks my love language and understands my heart with unparalleled empathy and patience. Not to mention his great abs and tattoos.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I was recently given the Sweetest Poison award for "having a profile that is simultaneously the most intriguing and terrifying on OkCupid." So, in answer to this question:
• Being intriguing (on the internet).
• Being terrifying (all the time).

I've been told I take irresistible to new, dark places.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
KennethMyers: I was overwhelmed by your charm, which I did not expect from having talked to you over facebook. I was immediately in love, kind of, and also horrified that it all might be a horrifying act, put on by a calculating manipulative genius.

SharpJ42: The first thing I noticed was probably your hair, because of the blond and pink stripes I so adore. And how thick and wavy and pretty it is. Then it was your big, inquisitive eyes.

pollykitten: I'm remembering the moment I walked into my house and met you for the very first time....I noticed your sweet sugary good spirit. Like candy in a candy shop. Or a bumble bee. :)

closerandwarmer: You're kind of loud and hyper. And sweet and cute.

Mumble_Bee: you looked like a little ellian
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: 1984, Brave New World, Candy Girl, Cat's Cradle, Franny and Zooey, Harry Potter, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Little Prince, The Long Walk, Not Quite What I Was Planning, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Post Secret, The Prophet, Scott Pilgrim, Stuff White People Like ...

Webcomics: Achewood, The Adventures of Dr. McNinja, A Lesson Is Learned But The Damage Is Irreversible, A Softer World, Bear and Kitten, DAR!, Dinosaur Comics, Gunshow, Hark! A Vagrant, Monster Pop, MS Paint Adventures, The Perry Bible Fellowship, Pictures for Sad Children, Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, Stop Paying Attention, Super Mega, Three Panel Soul, Three Word Phrase, Toothpaste for Dinner, Wondermark ...

Movies: AI: Artificial Intelligence, American Beauty, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Closer, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Empire Records, Eternal Sunshine of A Spotless Mind, Fight Club, Frozen, Hook, I ♥ Huckabees, The Iron Giant, Me, You, and Everyone We Know, Meet the Robinsons, Megamind, Moulin Rouge!, The Pick of Destiny, The Purple Rose of Cairo, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Superbad, Walk Hard, Wreck It Ralph, Zoolander ...

Shows: Adventure Time, Archer, Arrested Development, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Community, Cowboy Bebop, Doctor Who, Firefly, Flight of the Conchords, Freakazoid, Futurama, House of Cards, How I Met Your Mother, The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, New Girl, The Office, Ouran High School Host Club, Parks and Recreation, Princess Jellyfish, Sailor Moon, Scrubs, Sex and the City, Sherlock, Steven Universe, Venture Brothers, Wilfred ...

Music: The Age of Rockets, Alternative Champs, Anamanaguchi, Andrew Jackson Jihad, The Antlers, Arcade Fire, The Avett Brothers, Bastille, The Beatles, The Birthday Massacre, Blue October, brief & bright, Bright Eyes, Coldplay, Cornelius: The Band, Daft Punk, Death Cab for Cutie, The Decemberists, Detektivbyrån, Eisley, Explosions in the Sky, Fall Out Boy, Flight of the Conchords, Florence + the Machine, Foxy Shazam, The Fratellis, Freezepop, fun., The Goo Goo Dolls, Hitloff, Hot Hot Heat, I Fight Dragons, Imagine Dragons, Jamison Squares, Jimmy Eat World, Jónsi, The Killers, The Kinsey Twos, Kissing Cthulhu, Lily Allen, The Limousines, Little Debbie and the Snack Cakes, The Lonely Island, Los Campesinos!, Ludo, The Lumineers, Margot & the Nuclear So and So's, MGMT, The Middle East, MIKA, Motion City Soundtrack, Mouse Rat, Mumford & Sons, Muse, My Chemical Romance, The Naked and Famous, Noah and the Whale, Of Monsters and Men, Panic! At the Disco, Passion Pit, Phoenix, PlayRadioPlay!, Postal Service, Radiohead, Ranger Danger, Ratatat, Regina Spektor, The Rolling Stones, Say Anything, She Likes Cloth, Sigur Rós, Sleeping At Last, STARPARTY, Stars, The Story of Ferdinand, Twenty One Pilots, Walk the Moon, Weezer, We Were Promised Jetpacks, Whitey, William Fitzsimmons, Without a Face, The Wombats, The Wronkles ...

Food: I like somewhat bland or plain flavors. I would rather something have no seasoning than taste over-seasoned. I can't eat anything spicy. Most of the foods I dislike are vegetables. I like most other things, though.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Did you know that people write entire autobiographies limited to only six words? Limiting a life to six relevant things, in that context, seems pretty simple.

1. Music
2. Art
3. Literature
4. Expression
5. Freedom
6. Love
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My huge penis.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On the internet. I'm probably on OkCupid and/or Reddit and/or Tumblr and/or Twitter and/or Pinterest and/or Instagram and/or Facebook and/or really any other place where I can talk to friends and strangers. I like to keep a lot of tabs open, and Chrome accommodates. Maybe I'm stepping away from my computer to look at pretty girls through binoculars. I might be drawing or writing. On an awesome Friday night, I'm playing video games or busting out some Munchkin, though that's pretty rare because I don't have any friends whoops.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
In the clearing stands a boxer and a fighter by his trade,
And he carries the reminders of ev'ry glove that layed him down
Or cut him till he cried out in his anger and his shame,
"I am leaving! I am leaving." But the fighter still remains.


I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.

If anything I've said or done has led you to believe I am in any way likable, decent, or desirable, I'm afraid you've been misled.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you can deal with my infinite nature.

You should message me if you don't mind that I might never reply, simply because my notifications can be a bit overwhelming. (Seriously.) I will not reply if your first message mentions penises or polar bears. To those of you now adding either of these to your messages to be clever: Stop it. I really won't reply. I won't.

But you should definitely only message me if you have something to say, or maybe if you want someone to coach you on how to write a decent message. Do not send me "hey," "what's up," etc.
Here's a tip: when you're sending a message to someone on OkCupid, skip the introductory bullshit and go straight for what you would say after those pleasantries are out of the way. This is important. If you can't imagine anything super-interesting being said in response to your message, then you have written a bad message. You should not write bad messages. Stop it.

Maybe you should message me if you just want to see how I respond to you, because my tone changes drastically depending on what/where I'm writing. My profile is written in a cheeky tone; if you want more straight facts, check out my answered Match Questions. I very rarely mislead there.

Message me if you're someone who wants to believe things are wonderful even when they're not. Message me if you're afflicted with relentless enthusiasm for your life and your surroundings. The broken, jaded, or cynical will find no friend in me, I'm afraid.

Speaking of friends, you may notice that's what I'm here for. There is probably a 99.9% chance that I will not be even remotely interested in dating or fucking you. I am just not at all interested in that. Not at all.