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My self-summary
In the (soon to be immortal) words of Demi Lovato: What's wrong with being confident??

Playful. Active. Improvised and impromptu to a fault. Lover of bad jokes. Terrible at brevity. Mechanically minded with a penchant for electricity. No matter how bad the traffic gets, I'll always pick a manual transmission over an automatic.

I'll read your profile and write you a message and won't think twice about it; I could spend forever editing it to perfection, but that feels disingenuous. (disclaimer: if I run into something in your profile that really strikes my fancy, my impatience will probably win and I'll send you a message before finishing it.)

Myers-Briggs might very well be the current astrology for scientists, but I embrace the ENTJ lifestyle.

I recently adopted a cactus at work; I've since named him "Mattheson." He seems to be surviving, even thriving, on basically nothing, but I guess I shouldn't be THAT surprised, considering he's a cactus...
What I’m doing with my life
Holding down a (great) day job while I grow up and get ready to work on tour.

Chipping away at that self-improvement game, little by little.

Figuring it out and rolling with 'dem punches.

Thinking about when I should write the Next American Novel with this english degree. (Please note the lack of "Great" in the above sentence.)
I’m really good at

fast talking, quick saves, and unexpectedly saying ridiculous things to make you laugh at the perfect moment.
The first things people usually notice about me
Male. White. Blond Hair. Blue Eyes. Average Frame. (Read: High Levels of Privilege.)

My excellent handshake.

I unapologetically use "y'all" and will forever advocate for its grammatical/cultural value.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ya really want me to pick? Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez. This list will never be exhaustive in any way.

Hocus Pocus, American Gods, Moscow -- Petushki, Ender's Game, The Prince, Game of Thrones, Neuromancer

Movies are cool; I like a lot of them. (and semicolons.)

The Walking Dead, Bob's Burgers, Black Mirror(!), The West Wing

I've been on a bluesy rock kick lately. Check out "Evil Ways(Justice remix)"

Death From Above 1979, Run The Jewels, Royal Blood, TV on the Radio, [Classic/Indie/Progressive Rock]+[80's genre + sound]+[Electronic]
The six things I could never do without
I could do without having to list the things I couldn't do without.


I'm really drawing a blank here. I guess aside from the obvious, I'm pretty adaptable and make the best of what I've got.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If the year 2020 will be full of hindsight... ;)

why columbus day is a holiday.

how we could fix a current political system controlled by money... by using that same political system. (this one makes my head hurt.)

How I can personally subvert Donald Trumps pursuit of the presidency or convince Rahm Emmanuel to resign.
On a typical Friday night I am
caught up in the pursuit of happiness. Just like every other night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've never broken a bone or had a cavity.

I went to a public boarding school for Science and Math; it was fondly referred to as "S&M" both sarcastically and seriously.

I have a big... vocabulary.

This profile has more jokes than it does substance about who I actually am. Whoops!
You should message me if
You understand my username.

You get the following joke:
What do you call your ex from Maryland?