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24 Taunton, MA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Online now!
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I act without thinking often, and it turns out about as well as you'd expect. Whatever I lack in diligence or forethought, I make up for in vivacity twofold. I like acquiring opinions on things via rational discourse and scientific evidence, but that makes me sound like a much more serious person than I am.

Myers-Briggs might very well be the current astrology for scientists, but I embrace the ENTJ lifestyle.

I spent my a great deal of time out of doors in my youth and love anything and everything about getting out of the house. (Particular soft spots for backpacking, camping, canoeing, kayaking, and climbing.)

I love puns, clever verb usage and language driven jokes in general. I delight in repairing things and telling stories.

I recently adopted a cactus at work; I've since named him "Mattheson".
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Holding down a (great) day job while I grow up and get ready to work on tour.

Chipping away at that self-improvement game, little by little.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Marveling over the things that everyone else takes for granted.
Daydreaming up explanations to things I don't understand.
Peeling oranges!
Listening to a great album until I temporarily hate it.
"Necessity is the mother of innovation."
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Male. White. Blond Hair. Blue Eyes. Average Frame. (Read: High Levels of Privilege.)

My excellent handshake.

I unapologetically use "y'all" and will forever advocate for its grammatical/cultural value.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Hocus Pocus, American Gods, Moscow -- Petushki, Ender's Game, The Prince, Game of Thrones, Neuromancer

Movies are cool; I like a lot of them. (and semicolons.)

The Walking Dead, Bob's Burgers, Black Mirror(!), The West Wing

Death From Above 1979, Run The Jewels, Royal Blood, TV on the Radio, [Classic/Indie/Progressive Rock]+[80's genre + sound]+[Electronic]

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could do without having to list the things I couldn't do without.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what my next move is.
how I can improve myself.
why columbus day is a federal holiday but people often miss work to vote.
how we could fix a current political system controlled by money... by using that same political system. (this one makes my head hurt.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've never broken a bone or had a cavity.
I went to a public boarding school for Science and Math; it was fondly referred to as "S&M" both sarcastically and seriously.
I have a big... vocabulary.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You understand my username.
You want to go climbing!!
You feel innately compelled to do so.