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IronyAbound

24 M Amherst, MA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Dutch (Fluently), German (Okay), Swedish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am moving away from Amherst shortly. To a real place.
I've lived in the Netherlands and Sweden over the last four years. I only returned to the states less than a year ago.
I'm a dual citizen, Dutch & American (my parents are Dutch but I grew up along the East Coast)
I'm hilariously emotionally unavailable.
I'm overly confident (see: Arrogant. But not cocky. Fuck cocky.)
I swear a lot.
I smoke a lot.
I drink a lot.
I enjoy sarcasm.
I enjoy charming strangers.
I enjoy banter.
What I’m doing with my life
Figuring that shit out.
I’m really good at
charming people
being interesting
speaking. generally.
drinking. heavily.
not taking anything seriously.
The first things people usually notice about me
Fuck if I know, I'm not other people. And I don't have a birthmark the shape of Papua New Guinea on my forehead. Isn't that typically pertinent to the person observing me, not to me?

I deem this question fucking stupid. Most of the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I live and die by the notebook. Ryan Gosling is my jam.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The most excessively long and purposeless hashtags I can use to reach my character limit on twitter.
On a typical Friday night I am
out.

Once on the roof of a cathedral. The was fun. And then getting arrested. And then the police were on strike. It's a good story. Better when it's not being told in punctuated half-thoughts.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Large supermarkets scare the shit out of me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–28
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're involved in some form of organized crime. Preferably racketeering.