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22 Montreal, Quebec, CA Man


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  • Ages 20–25
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My details

Last online
Jul 23
Middle Eastern, White
5′ 10″ (1.79m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Persian (Okay), C++ (Okay)
My self-summary
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Welcome to my crib, come on in, it's nice and comfy in here. I know, I know, I might've gone a bit overboard with the blue and the white, but I've recently installed a brand new lighting system. Try it. You can turn it on by pressing Ctrl+A. Beautiful, isn't it?

Here, I'll give you a tour of the place.

You like these rugs? Well, they're Persian, and so am I, you know, like the cat, meow. Don't be afraid, I don't have bombs and planes in my backyard, but I do come with a pretty exotic Middle Eastern name (and the accent too!). Getting it won't be that easy though, you'll have to beat me at a match of hangman. But I'll warn you, I used to be a professional hangman player back in my days.

Afterwards, there's the arts and crafts room. Right here, we have some photography, which is divided into many subdivisions, ranging from abstract to landscapes. Over here, there's all the digital art I've done over the years, including 3D work, vector art, fractals, and... why am I naming all these, you can see for yourself. I always keep on expanding my work, experimenting with various forms and shapes of art. There's even some procedurally generated stuff! Charming...


Either way, this room here is the reading room. Why is there a computer there, you ask? Well it's because I read plenty of articles online, anything from physics to philosophy, and loads of other subjects too. It's not all just funny pictures and porn, I promise! There are books too, but most of them at this point are Persian or French. That'll hopefully change soon!

You've guessed it, here's the entertainment room. A night of gaming with friends you say? Oh yes. This place has neatly organized inventory that is kept up to date, which you can access it by scrolling down. I mean, it's down in the basement.
What I’m doing with my life
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Of course, everyone already knows this, and so do you now that you've read that whole piece up there (right?), but just in case: I fucking love Physics, Mathematics and Computer Science. Which also happens to be what I'm studying! Crazy, right?

University life is great, but other than that, I love to set various challenging projects for myself. Last summer, I learnt to solve a Rubiks Cube (without a hammer), I learned to juggle (with hammers) and the next step would probably be to learn to do this. And the year before I crafted that Deadmau5 head you probably saw.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
☑ Racking up bacon flavored karma
☑ Employing Unicode checkmarked boxes
☑ Abusing thesauruses (thesaurii? thesaurodes?)
☑ Destroying my chances with high matches
☑ Improvising acrostics on my profile
☐ Not using Unicode uncheckmarked boxes
☑ Going meta

(EDIT: God damnit OKC, why do you have to ruin my jokes by adding emoji support?!?)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The other day, I got the strangest look for saying that I loved finals. It's a great challenge! What would a video game be without a final boss? In general though, hanging out with me, you'll quickly notice that I love learning, and I'm extremely turned on by people who aren't ashamed of their thirst for knowledge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Haven't developed a taste in English literature yet since English has only become my primary language a couple years ago. So far, I've read a John Green books and some classics (1984, Lords of the Flies, etc). I'm starting to build up a collection and will hopefully have favorites soon! Lame excuse, I know. Recommend me some?

Inception, The Prestige, Memento, Paprika, Brick, Waking Life, Primer, Oldboy, Enter The Void, Synecdoche NY, Cloud Atlas, etc.
Overall, I enjoy movies with complex plots the most, but I also like comedies. Pure action and horror movies... not so much.

SBTRKT, Burial, James Blake, Fever Ray, Nicolas Jaar, Four Tet, Gold Panda, Baths, Jacques Greene, XXYYXX, Infected Mushroom, This Will Destroy You, The Field, Fuck Buttons, The Avalanches.

?Plenty more where that came from on my Last.FM.

Community, Breaking Bad, House of Cards, Arrested Development, Sherlock, Game of Thrones, Parks & Rec, QI, Futurama.

Ah, I love fruits. They're like candies, but with much natural and vivid flavours. And as a bonus, they're healthy! I can't get enough of Persian cuisine, but I love trying dishes from different cultures.

xKcd, SMBC, Buttersafe, Oglaf, Abstruse Goose, PBF.

Video Games
Every Valve game, Bioshock Infinite, BL2, Bastion, Braid, Limbo, Fez, Dear Esther, To The Moon, Sword & Sworcery, ibb & obb, Mirror's Edge and other experimental, puzzle or platforming games.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
● Series of tubes
● Android
● Steam
● reddit
● Python
● Mechanical keyboard
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I like coming up with deep as fuck game ideas, such as:
"A horror game where the enemies sneak up on you and shout Dubstep into your ears" @PeterMolytrois

Sometimes on the web, I get nerd-sniped, so I'm often found trying to solve problems I run across, may it be about mathematics, programming, or whatever.

Also, who the eff hank is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
localhost, sweet
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like living life at the edge of the bell curve, and I've never been in a serious relationship before.
You should message me if
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Ever you want to join forces with me to solve a mind-boggling puzzle that's been haunting you, completely destroy a game together in co-op or to create the ultimate cat picture that will make the internet implode.