Here, I'll give you a tour of the place.
You like these rugs? Well, they're Persian, and so am I, you know, like the cat, meow. Don't be afraid, I don't have bombs and planes in my backyard, but I do come with a pretty exotic Middle Eastern name (and the accent too!). Getting it won't be that easy though, you'll have to beat me at a match of hangman. But I'll warn you, I used to be a professional hangman player back in my days.
Afterwards, there's the arts and crafts room. Right here, we have some photography, which is divided into many subdivisions, ranging from abstract to landscapes. Over here, there's all the digital art I've done over the years, including 3D work, vector art, fractals, and... why am I naming all these, you can see for yourself. I always keep on expanding my work, experimenting with various forms and shapes of art. There's even some procedurally generated stuff! Charming...
Either way, this room here is the reading room. Why is there a computer there, you ask? Well it's because I read plenty of articles online, anything from physics to philosophy, and loads of other subjects too. It's not all just funny pictures and porn, I promise! There are books too, but most of them at this point are Persian or French. That'll hopefully change soon!
You've guessed it, here's the entertainment room. A night of gaming with friends you say? Oh yes. This place has neatly organized inventory that is kept up to date, which you can access it by scrolling down. I mean, it's down in the basement.