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Irzobot4000

23 / M / straight / Single

Concord, California

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Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 1" (1.85m).
Body Type
Overweight
Looking For
New friends, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Income
Kids
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am like really cool, or whatever, and what not.

My Self-Summary

Human male aged 23 years in the most exquisite hand crafted oak barrels known to mankind, giving the subject a smoked, rather rambunctious woodsy scent.

What I’m doing with my life

Wasting away in mediocrity wondering where all the fun went and why it had to leave. Oh and being really awesome all of the time. Most of the time. Sometimes. Every once in a while. Every once in a long while. Also work. Lot's of work. Hoping to go back to college when I can afford it. -( (cyclops sad face, pretty cool right?)

I’m really good at

Walking. I can totally walk around, it's pretty amazing right? I play guitar, mediocre at best. OOoooooooooohhhhhh! I am funny every once in a while. I am really good at being clumsy and breaking things. If you let me borrow something chances are I'll break it, especially if it's made of glass. I'm literate so that's cool too right? RIGHT!?

The first things people usually notice about me

A dude in a bar once told me I have a beautiful smile. Thanks I guess.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: Hunter S. Thompson, Chuck Palahniuk, Steven King are authors whose books I've read and remember their names. I enjoy reading anything with a good story especially if it has science fiction or fantasy elements involved.
Movies: Oldboy is a really good Korean film that you should watch if you haven't yet. It's subtitled get over it. Comedies are my favorite genre but I also like crime dramas and independent films or documentaries. I could make some huge list of my favorite movies but that doesn't seem like fun to me. If you care for some reason, ask.
Music: The Doors, Jimi Hendrix, The Stooges, The Velvet Underground, Darkest Hour, Unearth, Every Time I Die, The Black Dahlia Murder, Converge, Pink Floyd, and a bunch of other stuff. Mostly classic rock, metal, thrash, hardcore, punk. I'll give anything a chance though.
Food: Indian and Mexican for the win!!!!!!!! The spicier the better. Other than that I'll try just about anything. Vietnamese soup is really awesome in the cold Winter months.

The six things I could never do without

Oxygen, water, food, the sun, earth, and SMILES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Although i suppose if I were to take this question seriously it would be friends, family, music, books, good ass foods, and my computer.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

What the hell am I gonna do with my life!?!?!??!??!???!?!??!?!?!?!? And SMILES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The future, the past, OUTER FUCKING SPACE, sea anemones, people and how strange they are, crazy weird dreams, flying, how gay marriage should be legal, how marijuana should be legal, how some people should stop giving such a shit about certain things and try to live a little.

On a typical Friday night I am

Praying to Patrick Stewart.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

UUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You should message me if

You feel like it.