I'm from the South but have never had an accent. I spend half of my life pretending I'm in a Woody Allen film. I didn't start eating vegetables until I was 21 and now, I barely eat anything else. I'm 25 but I still ride BMX cause the gym depresses me. I like reading, writing, filming, fun, and cracking jokes at all times. Also, your hair looks lovely, today.

Whatever I want. Seriously, life is so good.

Getting excited.
Getting others excited.
Talking people into fun/bad decisions.
Being quick witted.

I'm really bad at:
Taking myself serious.
Taking most anything serious.
Texting people back in a timely fashion.
I'm so sarcastic that, many times, even people that are close to me can't tell when I'm being genuine. It's an issue but has made for some laughs.

I have a claw for a hand.

Not really. Probably my lustrous hair or style.

Not doing all of them but:

Books: The Great Gatsby, This Side of Paradise, A Farewell to Arms, The Old Man And the Sea, Slaughterhouse 5, On The Road, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, books on history.

Movies: The Shawshank Redemption, Midnight in Paris, Inception, Inglorious Basterds, Man of Fire, Garden State, etc.

TV: Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, The Walking Dead, Dexter, Boardwalk Empire, True Blood, Arrested Development (amazing on all counts), The Newsroom, The League, and blah blah blah.

Last two weeks have mostly been Beach Fossils, Bright Eyes, The Lumineers, Randy Michael and the Sharp Dressed Lads, The Booze, The Smiths, and Vampire Weekend. I could list a million more but meh.

Cajun Food is the best food but I pretty much like all the food.

Besides the obvious:
1) I really like Spotify
2) Notebooks/Sketchbooks
3) My 5D Mark II
4) The Georgia Bulldogs
5) Laughing at anything/everything
6) Whiskey and Beer are pretty nice.

How unappreciated pockets are, "I should be writing right now", books I should read, how simply fantastic life really is.

drinking, working, writing, exploring, filming, getting/staying weird.

I did a rendition of Will Smith's Men In Black in a 5th grade talent show...and CRUSHED IT.

You want to start a badass secret handshake.
You're down to get a drink.
You like the Rolling Stones better than The Beatles.
You wear red lipstick. I'm a sucker for red lipstick.

Skip the message if:
You haven't caught on to the fact that my username is a joke.
You text like a 13 year old (I am an adult human male who respects the English language).
You didn't like Arrested Development.