_Polite, respectful and independent, I walk quietly on hardwood floors, prefer irony and satire to sarcasm, I try to give people benefit of the doubt, but I do question the quality of character of those who litter and/or don't tip their servers....
-I am not a morning person and pretty cantankerous before noon.
-I will be 10 to 15 minutes late for my own funeral.
-I've got a fairly sophomoric sense of humor and am certainly not above bad jokes or puns.
-I am a music snob...a completely hypocritical, senseless, one sided music snob. For this, I apologize in advance.