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Isaac_Owen

44 M Oakland, CA

My Details

Last Online
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Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Taurus
Education
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
The good, the bad and the ugly...

_Polite, respectful and independent, I walk quietly on hardwood floors, prefer irony and satire to sarcasm, I try to give people benefit of the doubt, but I do question the quality of character of those who litter and/or don't tip their servers....

-I am not a morning person and pretty cantankerous before noon.
-I will be 10 to 15 minutes late for my own funeral.
-I've got a fairly sophomoric sense of humor and am certainly not above bad jokes or puns.
-I am a music snob...a completely hypocritical, senseless, one sided music snob. For this, I apologize in advance.
What I’m doing with my life
Traveling as much as I can right now, taking care of business but certainly not taking life too seriously. Striving for adventure over routine.
I’m really good at
1) modesty

2) irony...see above
The first things people usually notice about me
On the surface, I would say the beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
READ:
Christopher Moore's novels.
The 33 & a 1/3 series of books.
Samuel Clemens.
Periodically, I'll read a magazine.

WATCH:
Breaking Away is my favorite movie, totally related with John Hughs in the 80's, and the animated feature "UP" makes my eyeballs sweaty. I'm certain that I am not in the minority for enjoying most W. Anderson, Kubrick and Cohen brother films

I own a TV but I have commitment issues with it so it's a little dusty.

LISTEN:
I enjoy Chopin's "Preludes No. 15 in D flat major" and "Paula and Janet" by Too Short... maybe a couple things in-between.
I listen to a lot of stand-up comedy...Louie CK and Doug Stanhope are my favorites.

EAT:
I like my veggies fresh and raw, dislike mayonaise so much that I have trouble spelling it correctly... My refrigerator usually always contains parmigiano reggiano, carrot juice, lemon yogurt, chocolate sauce and a pound or two of Bicycle coffee....I recognize the potential for this to be a deal breaker but I don't like sushi... don't judge my pedestrian pallet.
The six things I could never do without
Friends and family, a sense of humor, curiosity, music, a lot of sleep and my bicycle.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Aside from the honest and obvious answer, I spend a lot of time thinking about aesthetics, both natural and designed, music and simplifying my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Typically, and this isn't specific to Friday night, I'm probably running a little late.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
- OKcupid is still a bit foreign and awkward to you as well and should we decide to meet, you hold the high expectation of having a good laugh.