Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is going to be horrible, try to survive my profile the best
way you can. Criticism expected and welcomed. Trying to improve
Before this my friend wrote something really nice about me here,
but now it's time to give myself my own review.
I am an average person with no real traits to make me stand out. If
I HAVE to think of something then people have mentioned I look at
stranges as if I'd hate them all. I can be mean, too honest and I
am very straightforward. But that doesn't mean I am a bad person. I
just like to say what I think. It is nothing you can come and ask
for, though. I give it to people I want.
I should also warn you I don't like it when people try to impress
me with things they have no idea about. I don't like it, when
people treat me as if I was dumb. Be careful with that, I am
I drink, I smoke and I don't really have anything good to say about
myself so I should stop here.
Oh, there is one good thing.
If you should ever, ever, pass the slightest chance you have on
becoming my friend I will be so fucking loyal and great to you, you
will be amazed, whether you like it or not.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now, I am just wasting it in order to be prepared for
september. Seriously. I don't even have a hobby. I just sit around,
go to work and wait for the weekend to drink. And when I do drink,
I drink a lot because time's not wasted when you're getting
To be honest I don't live in Leeds. Planning to move there in
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no idea but if you try to come up with something cliche like
I should write my eyes here then you're gonna have a bad time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I watch a lot of movies and I love documentaries. Also horror
movies. I get really scared and mostly I hide behind a pillow, but
I love watching them with a guy. I am a hypocrite and not afraid to
admit it. I like guys who can watch horror movies without getting
scared. It's sexy.
Favorite books? You don't know these books. Trust me. I like books
you can relate to. Books that still make sense even though they
were written years ago. THAT'S literature.
The music varies so much there is no point starting to list it all
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family, my dog, a roof over my head, some food, the internet and
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
People. Why they behave like they do and how to fix that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
As mentioned above either work or out with some friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once accidentally made a guy take a taxi and drive 110 miles. We
didn't work out.
I am not a bad person, I really try not to be. I didn't expect him
to do it, I didn't want him to do it, he just did it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you have 'laid back' written in your self-summary box I will
find you and destroy everything and everyone you've ever
Also I am super shallow. Sorry
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