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LameSurnameHints

29 M Mesquite, TX

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:13pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
People are not labels, but labels can be useful for conveying large swaths of purpose and personal identity. That being said, I identify somewhat with the following: Atheist, liberal, feminist, artist, and nerd. My nerdom encompasses many different interests from science fiction to science fact, from anime to philosophy, from Marvel to DC. If its nerdy and doesn't require that I have large muscles dripping with testosterone, then I probably enjoy it.
What I’m doing with my life
I just finished a major project, illustrating a zombie related children's book. Right now I'm trying to gather funds for publishing. Other than that, I'm just paying the bills (which now includes a mortgage on my new house! Yay!) while trying to keep things fun and interesting in the meantime.
I’m really good at
All the thinky things, reaching the top shelf, listening, taking criticism, making you laugh, being really flexible and making subtle... and not so subtle euphemisms.
The first things people usually notice about me
is probably how impossibly thin I am. Seriously, I can squeeze through a plastic coat hanger. I chuckle whenever I see a contortionist dislocate a shoulder to go through a tennis racket. PFFFT! Amateurs.

Beyond that: my smile, wit, sense of humor, my gorgeous curly locks and the fact that I sit like a complete goober due to the fact that apparently there's not enough meat on my posterior sitting surface caused by a a chronic case of no-butt.

I've also been told that I look like a pretty girl from behind... or Jesus... or Frank Zappa... or a cartoon villain... or Rasputin (my personal favorite)... or like I know a lot about astral projection (the strangest one so far). It annoys me that people equate "skinny with long hair" with "pretty girl" (the two can coincide one does not cause the other) but at the same time I am amused to think that Jesus might have looked like a feminine sorcerous rock star hippie villain. That really does make my little heathen heart smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Death Gate Cycles and Harry Potter, anything related to science or philosophy. I must mention that I HATE twilight (was forced to listen to the entire series on tape). I'm just not a big fan of plotless abstinence porn.

Movies: Rocky Horror Picture Show, Fight Club, Ricochet, Hellboy, Dark City, The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, Willow, Legend, and the list goes on.

Shows: Jon Stewart, the Atheist Experience, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Battlestar Galactica and all the Anime. Not really, but indeed quite a bit of it.

Music: I like a wide range of music. I find that I don't enjoy much rap or country, otherwise I love everything from rock to metal, classical to pop, Native American to Japanese to Celtic. You name it. Good music is just good music.

Food: yes (although you couldn't tell by looking at me). I especially like Italian and Asian. I stay away from sugar, dairy and tomatoes because I don't react well to any of those, but otherwise it's all good. My absolute favorite is Filipino food. My heart has an entrance reserved specifically for people who bring adobo and lumpia.
The six things I could never do without
My computer
the internet
constant thought
my friends
smart phone
anime
I spend a lot of time thinking about
everything. There are no boundaries within which my thinking parts are limited. I'm all over the damn place. One moment I might be grappling with a tough philosophical question, the next I might be making a poop joke. The hard part is trying to stop thinking so that I can sleep.
On a typical Friday night I am
not doing much. I'm probably hanging out with friends, watching movies or working on one of my many projects. I'm a bit of a home body. Most of the action happens on the weekends, that's when I play tabletop RPGs with friends. Also, occasionally throughout the week, there will be a meetup going on that I'll attend. I actually run a local philosophy discussion group that meets twice a month.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really don't keep much private I'm an open book. But I can't just spill my guts and ruin all the mystery. That being said, there are some things which are worth knowing.

Let's see...
Name's Nathaniel.
I am divorced.
I'm really just a clever meat robot.
If I were a time traveler, my father would only have one eye.
I used to have crippling generalized anxiety and social phobia.
While mostly in the past, I still occasionally have panic attacks.
I eat babies and fart sparkles.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
...you want to. After all, why deny such an easily satisfiable desire?
Also, extra bonus points go to those who can figure out my last name.