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26 Miami, FL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
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My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:30pm
Middle Eastern, Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Working on masters program
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Persian (Poorly), Farsi (Poorly), Spanish (Fluently), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The cutouts shout their insults as I'm walking down the hall. I Turn around and tell them, to go back to the shopping mall


I'm an amalgamation of Batman, Zach Galifianakis, Beavis, Corey Matthews, Deadpool and Falcor if George Carlin were capable of impregnating Louis C.K. and having a child...
...just leave out the weird genetic abnormalities and any chewed up dog toy references.

I'm an unlocked computer and my files are unrestricted, un-hidden, unzipped and on a public server for you to inspect. Just watch out for the RATs
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm working on creating skynet.... maybe lol

I'm a Game Designer, Aspiring Writer, Freelance Photographer, and Hobby Artist.

I manage various properties throughout Miami.
I have been doing most of the work on renovating property I own. Surprisingly, manual labor is pretty gratifying if you're doing it for yourself.

I plan on turning Miami into another home for digital innovation.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing bad dating profile pages.
Yeah I used a tutorial for my own.
(Did I fuck up by mentioning this?)

I'm really good at punting dead babies.

There are definitely going to be a bunch of "WTF" moments if you hangout with me.

I like to work on storyboards for stories I write.
I love taking candid photographs.
Currently I'm working in Maya making digital art and UDK making videogames.

I have a few doomsday hobbies and I try to practice them as often as I can.
Some of those include:
- Archery
- Shooting (firearms)
- Knife throwing

I'm prepping for the apocalypse, feel free to join me anytime.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard is kinda red in the sunlight.
I have wavy or curly hair depending on the day.
For some reason my eyelashes. I don't know why.
I always open doors for people.
I have no filter (yes this page is filtered)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Etcetera...give me some time to really populate this list....sheesh.
Books: Stuff I've read...I have to dig through my memory.

Harry Potter, 1984, Animal Farm, Anthem, The Fountainhead, Atlas Shrugged, The Picture of Dorian Grey, Lord of the Flies, The Sound of Waves, The Alchemist, Mary Shelleys: Frankenstein,.....Still Under Construction

Movies: These will be ones I love and would recommend.

The ShawShank Redemption, Gladiator, Wag the Dog, A Beautiful Mind, American Beauty, .....Still under construction.

Shows: Everything I love or loved to watch ever...
Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Arrow, Sons of Anarchy, The Sopranos, House of Cards, Vikings, Dexter, Homeland, Black Sails, Family Guy, American Dad, Archer, Futurama, The Simpsons, Arrested Development, Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Lie to Me, Falling Skies, Family Guy, Hell on Wheels, How I Met Your Mother, Orange Is the New Black, Parks and Recreation, Sherlock, The Big Bang Theory, Seinfeld, Friends, Reeboot, Boy Meets World, Blues Clues, Rugrats, The Angry Beavers, CatDog, Rocket Power, Ahhh! Real Monsters!, Hey Arnold, Rocko's Modern Life, Cow & Chicken, Invader Zim, Doug, The Wild Thornberries, All that, KaBlam!, Keenan & Kel, Land of the Lost, Legends of the Hidden Temple, The Amanda Show, Animorphs, Are You Afraid of the Dark, Salute Your Shorts, The Ren & Stimpy Show, Inspector Gadget, Eureekas Castle, Sk8-TV, SpongeBob SquarePants, Clarissa Explains It All, Bewitched, I Love Lucy, Gilligan's Island. Power Puff Girls, Johnny Bravo, Courage the Cowardly Dog, the Jetsons, Tom & Jerry, Scooby-Doo, Space Ghost, I.M. Weasel, Dexters Laboratory, Yogi The Bear, 2 Stupid Dogs, The Flinstones, Bugs Bunny, Wile E. Coyote, Captain Planet, Ed Edd & Eddy.

Anime/Manga: I'm just gonna list what I've seen or read.

.hack, Abenobashi, Afro Samurai, Ao no Exorcist, Appleseed, Aquarion Evolution, Area 88, Asura, Azumanga Daioh, B Gata H Kei, Baccano!, Baki the Grappler, Basilisk, Beast Saga, Berserk, Black Lagoon, Blade of the Immortal, Bassreiter, BlazBlue: Alter Memory, Bleach, Blood, Blue Gender, Blue Submarine No. 6, Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan, Blade of the Immortal, Burst Angel, Canaan, Chaos Head, Casshern Sins, Chrome Shelled Regios, Clannad, Claymore, Code Geass, Cowboy Bebop, Corpse Party, D.Gray-man, Dance in the Vampire Bund, Darker Than Black, Death Note, Desert Punk, Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball GT, Dragon Ball Kai, Elfen Lied, Ergo Proxy, Eureka 7, Evangelion, Fairy Tail, Fate/, Full Metal Alchemist, FMA: Brotherhood, Full Metal Panic!, Gantz, Ghost in the Shell, Gin no Saji, Gintama, Golden Boy, Guin Saga, Gundam (all of them), Gungrave, Gunslinger Girl, Guyver, Hajime no Ippo, Hell Girl, Hellsing, Hetalia, High School of the Dead, Hunter x Hunter, Initial D, InuYasha, Jyu Oh Sei, Kaze no Stigma, Last Exile, Le Chevalier D'Eon, Legend of Basara, Linebarrels of Iron, Love Hina, Lupin the Third, Macross Saga, Moribito: Guardian of the Spirit, Mushishi, Naruto, Naruto Shippuden, Neon Genesis Evangelion, One Piece, Origin: Spirits of the Past, Ouran High School Host Club, Outlaw Star, Pokemon, Potemayo, Princess Mononoke, Howls Moving Castle, Spirited Away, My Neighbor Totoro, Kiki's Delivery Service, Pumpkin Scissors, Queens Blade, RahXephon, Ranma, Rosario + Vampire, Romeo x Juliet, Ruroni Kenshin, s-CRY-ed, Sacred Seven, Sailor Moon, Saiyuki, Samurai 7, Samurai Champloo, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Sankarea, Scrapped PRincess, Seikirei, Sengoku Basara, Shingeki no Kyojin (Attack on Titan), Shuffle!, Slam Dunk, Slayers, Solty Rei, Soul Eater, Space Dandy, Tears To Tiara, The Sacred Blacksmith, Trigun, Trinity Blood, Tsubasa Chronicle, Utewarerumono, Valkyria Chronicles, Vampire Knight, Vandread, Welcome to the N.H.K., WItchblade, xxxHolic, Yu Yu Hakusho, Zoids.... still under construction I've seen a lot.....shit

Music: I listen to UM Radio - 90.5 FM - "The Voice" a lot.
As I Lay Dying, Escape the Fate, Lamb of God, August Burns Red, The Devil Wears Prada, Three Days Grace, Killswitch Engage, Bring Me the Horizon, Parkway Drive, Of Mice & Men, Children of Bodom, Asking Alexandria, Outkast, Lauryn Hill, Wu Tang, De La Soul, Tupac, Dr. Dre, Grandmaster Flash, Bustay Rhymes, Eminem, Immortal Technique, MF Doom, Ice Cube, Jay Z, Kanye West, Nas, Notorious B.I.G., A Tribe Called Quest, Beastie Boys, Run DMC, NWA, Public Enemy, Snoop Doggy Dog, Sugar Hill Gang, Explosions in the Sky, This Will Destroy You, The Mercury Program, System of a Down, KoRn, Slipknot, Disturbed, Tool, NIN, Alice in Chains, God Smack, Metallica, Rise Against the Machine, Radio Head, Deftones, Reel Big Fish, The Planet Smashers, Streetlight Manifesto, Against All Authority, Big D and the Kids Table, Whole Wheat Bread, Tiger Army, The Dwarfs, Green Day, Blink 182, Nirvana, The Smashing Pumpkins, Soundgarden, The Offspring, Foo Fighters, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Creed, Matchbox 20, The Backstreet Boys, Bjork, Guns 'n Roses, 311, Alanis Morissette, Barenaked Ladies, Dave Matthews Band, Stone Temple Pilots, Sublime, Marilyn Manson, Depeche Mode, R.E.O. Speed Wagon, Johnny Cash, Elvis Presley, Andrea Bocelli, Luciano Pavarotti, J.S. Bach, Ludwig Van Beethoven, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Joseph Haydn

Games: I had to add this.... Mostly just favorites
Table-top Games:
Candyland, Shoots & Ladders, The Game of Life, Monopoly, Risk, Axis & Allies, Connect 4, Battleship, Tsuro, Zombie Dice,

Double Dragon, Double Dragon 2, Legend of Zelda, Megaman 2, Metal Gear, Metroid, Ninja Gaiden, Paperboy, Punch-Out, Super Mario Bros.

Chrono Trigger, Final Fantasy II, FFIII, FFIV, FFV, FFVI, Legend of Zelda - A Link to the Past, Megaman X, Megaman X 2, Megaman X 3, Ninja Gaiden Trilogy, Ogre Battle, Paperboy 2, Prince of Persia, Prince of Persia 2, Shadowrun, Star Fox, Super Double Dragon, Super Ghouls 'N Ghosts, Super Mario World, Super Metroid, Super Punch-Out, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV,

Sega Genesis:
Alladin, Battletoads and Double Dragon, Battletoads, Comix Zone, Conra - Hard Corps, Golden Axe, Gunstar Heroes, Jurrasic Park, Lion King, Michael Jackson's Moonwalker, NHL Hockey '94, Ninja Gaiden, Phantasy Star, Phantasy Star II, Ren and Stimpy's Invention, Revenge of Shinobi, Road Rash, Road Rash 2, Road Rash 3, Shining Force, Shining Force II, Shinobi 3, Simpsons - Bart vs the Space Mutants, Simpsons - Barts Nightmare, Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog 2, Sonic and Knuckles & Sonic the Hedgehog 3, Spider-Man & Venom - Maximum Carnage, Streets of Rage, Streets of Rage 2, Streets of Rage 3, Super Shinobi II, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, X-Men 2 - Clone Wars, X-men,

Metal Gear Solid: Ghost Babel, Pokemon: Blue, Red, Gold, Crystal, Silver, Prince of Persia, Tetris, Zelda - Link's Awakening, Zelda - Oracle of Ages, Zelda - Oracle of Seasons

Sega Saturn:
Dragon Force, Knights, Resident Evil, ...Still under construction

Sega Dreamcast:
Shenmue, Power Stone, Crazy Taxi, ...Still under construction

Starfox 64, Super Mario 64, WCW vs NWO, Golden Eye 007, Super Mario Cart Racing, Pokemon Snap, ... Still under construction

Bushido Blade 2, Crash Bandicoot, Crash Bandicoot 2, Crash Bandicoot 3, Crash Team Racing, Driver, Megaman X 4, Megaman X 5, Megaman X 6, Metal Gear Solid, MGS: VR Missions, Mist, Road Rash 3D, Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver ....Still Under Construction

ATV Offroad Fury, Smugglers Run, MGS 2: Sons of Liberty, MGS 3, Zone of Enders, Zone of Enders 2, Operation Winback, Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver 2, Legacy of Kain: Defiance GTA3, GTA San Andreas, GTA Vice City, .... Still Under Construction

Metal Gear Solid 2: Twin Snakes, Metroid Prime..... Still under construction

Halo, Halo 2, Splinter Cell, Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow, Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory, Return to Castle Wolfenstein, Counter-Strike, Burnout, Call of Duty, Call of Duty 2, Call of Duty 3, Dead or Alive 3, Destroy All Humans, Doom 3, ...Still under construction

GBA/ DS: ....Still under construction

MGS4: Guns of the Patriots, Assassins Creed, ... Still under construction...gotta look at my large list of games

Xbox 360:
Halo 3, Halo 3: ODST, Halo Reach, Halo 4, Halo Wars, Call of Duty 4, CoD Modern Warfare, Modern Warfare 2, Battlefield 2 Bad Company 2, Battlefield 3, Medal of Honor, Castle Crashers, Alien Hominid, Super Meat Boy, Geometry Wars ....Still Under Construction

Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess... Still Under Construction

Metal Gear Solid V
Infamous: Second Son
Killzone Shadow Fall

Xbox One:
Ryse: Son of Rome

Food: Mostly Vegetarian, but I cheat and eat other stuff too...

Anything with Eggs, All Persian/ Mediterranean food, Italian food, Chinese Food, Japanese Food, Ethiopian Food, Cuban food, Mexican food, Indian food, Peruvian food, Guatemalan Food, Colombian Food, a;glksjfh;ladfh;dflkaj all food is good! FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Mother. She's my inspiration.
My Friends. The few that count.
My Cars. I have 2.
My Guns. So I can protect you.
My Phone. To stay connected.
My Computers. I create new worlds.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The poetry that comes from the squaring off between, and the circling is worth it, finding beauty in the dissonance.

The future, and how I'm going to achieve it.

What would happen if I just did nothing... would I survive?

Could I kill myself? Not that I'm suicidal, but do I have what it takes to actually do it if I had to.

What comes after death? Nothing...but I still wonder.

Why no one answers their phone, texts, or emails as quick as I do.

Why are we still alone in this universe? I know they're out there.

The list goes on... seriously.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I get drunk well, I'll pass out on the floor now baby; you won't bother me no more. If you're drinking well, you know that you're my friend and I say, I think I'll have myself a beer.

It seriously depends. I frequent Wynwood and South Miami a lot. Mostly I like to chill at home and play any type of game.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been preoccupied with these six, sick senses
That sense DNA on barbed wire fences
Maybe someday I'll find me a suspect
That has no alibi

I'm like the Incredible Hulk, because I like to SMASH!


I just want a good girl.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You feel like messaging me.
You want to play games. (Table Top or digital)
You want to chat about life.
You want to randomly argue with me.
You like brutally honest people.
You need a friend to kick it with.
You need to get away and need a place to crash.
You want me to draw you like Jack does in Titanic.
You find anything on my profile to your liking.