I am brilliant but spacey, entertaininly witty, and a sexy geek.
My Self-Summary
In some ways, I am your typical physicist (whatever that means). In
other ways... not so much. I like
Science (with a capital S!),
reading, and other
nerdy things.
But I also love
dancing,
drinking, and
having fun with cool people.
I'm very passionate about things that interest me. These include
but are not limited to
board games,
learning new things, good
music, liberal
politics, eliminating
poverty,
geek culture,
ninjas, and
pirates. And of
course,
physics.
I have a great sense of humor. It's even better if you appreciate
obscure,
geeky
humor and/or terrible
puns. I can often be sarcastic but I'm
almost never mean.
I quote things a lot: movies, TV, books, song lyrics, historical
figures, whatever comes to mind. It may or may not be relevant to
the conversation.
On that note, my favorite quote, with which I agree
wholeheartedly:
"The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its
own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he
contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous
structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to
comprehend a little of this mystery every day. Never lose a holy
curiosity." - Albert Einstein
I'm super
liberal,
but I can disagree without being disagreeable. Some of my best
friends are on the opposite side of the political spectrum (or
compass, if you prefer).
My religious and philosophical beliefs can't be summarized easily.
I consider myself a
Lutheran, but I don't take everything
literally and I have no desire to push my beliefs on others. And I
think regardless of faith (or lack thereof), we can all agree that
loving your neighbor and treating others how you would like to be
treated are good ideas.
Back in the day, I was both valedictorian and prom king. And yes, I
went to a public school. I still cannot explain this.
I used to live in
California, but now I live in
Wisconsin.
People make fun of me for wearing a jacket almost all the time, but
it's freaking cold here!
I play
percussion. Mostly xylophone and
marimba, but also tympani and a little bit of drum set. When bored
I will play random drum solos on any nearby objects.
Last but certainly not least, I am a wild monkey of love.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a grad student in
physics, going for a Ph.D. I study
high-energy particle theory - I want to unlock the secrets of the
universe. When I (finally) get my degree I'd like to get an
academic position at whatever university will pay me to think about
physics and occasionally teach a class.
I’m really good at
science,
math,
puzzles,
problem solving,
logic, and acquiring huge
amounts of random useless
knowledge. Give me a
riddle to solve or take me to
trivia night and
you'll see.
I'm also an awesome dancer, at least in my opinion. I have no
formal training, but I don't let that stand in my way.
I know a lot of lame
jokes, and a couple of good ones. I'm
capable of making comments that are either witty, sarcastic, or
obnoxious, depending on who you ask. And I almost never miss an
opportunity for a "that's what she said" or "your mom" joke.
The first things people usually notice about me
is my overall
geekiness, but I like to think it's in
a good way! I can be very quiet and shy at first, but a good joke
or an interesting conversation will draw me out of my shell. People
might also notice the fedora that I frequently wear, or that I'm
not afraid of dancing crazily in front of strangers.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I like a lot of
comedies, especially
Monty Python, or anything
incredibly silly but quotable. A lot of my favorite movies are
sci-fi or
fantasy:
Star Wars,
Lord of the
Rings,
Serenity, etc. I like movies based on
comic books,
except for the terrible ones. I'm also secure enough in my
masculinity to admit that I like most
musicals.
I have a huge
reading list encompassing pretty much
all topics that I've promised myself I will get through eventually.
Most of what I read is
non-fiction, just because there's
so much interesting stuff to learn out there. But I also like
anything by J.R.R.
Tolkien,
Douglas Adams, Kurt
Vonnegut, or Isaac
Asimov. I'm always
looking for new recommendations as well.
I have very eclectic taste in music. I'll listen to almost anything
except rap, country, and terrible pop music. I especially like
classical (my
favorite composer is
Tchaikovsky),
jazz (especially
swing),
bluegrass, traditional
Celtic, Celtic
punk, classic
rock, and lots of other stuff. My
Pandora is seriously confused. I also listen to
NPR a lot. As with books, I'm always
open to suggestions.
I know this wasn't asked, but my favorite TV shows are
Firefly,
Dollhouse,
Futurama, The
Big Bang Theory, The
Daily Show, The
Colbert
Report, and
MST3K. I like anything clever or surreal
or something with an interesting premise. I recently gave up
watching cable news for the sake of my health and sanity.
My favorite foods are those that contain large quantities of
meat and
cheese. The Wisconsin diet
suits me pretty well, actually. I like all kinds of
ethnic food, but I
don't know enough restaurants in Madison. I consider
caffeine,
alcohol, and
chocolate to be vital food groups.
Luckily I have a freakishly high metabolism. I also love
discovering great food for the first time.
The six things I could never do without
books - I'm behind
enough on my reading as it is.
my laptop - I <3 this thing
the internet
- an incredibly useful source of information AND an incredible way
to procrastinate
my
friends - I'm
introverted, but not anti-social
coffee - I think
caffeine withdrawal would kill me
science - it's my passion to try to understand the universe
I spend a lot of time thinking about
life,
the
universe, and everything.
Or why some people are stupid and/or jerks.
Or the song that is stuck in my head that day.
Or some political issue I'm concerned about.
Or something I read recently.
Or a problem I'm trying to solve.
Or why I can't sleep.
Or how best to act on my beliefs.
I'm pretty much always thinking about something, to the point where
it may seem I'm lost in my own world, but it may or may not be deep
or important.
On a typical Friday night I am
hanging out somewhere cool with a few friends. Maybe a bar, maybe
someone's house. I know a few fun places to go, but I'm almost
always up for going someplace I've never been! I may also just be
relaxing at home after a stressful week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I know all of the words to a mathematical love song called "Finite
Simple Group of Order Two." This indicates that I am both nerdy and
sappy. Hurray.
You should message me if
you have something interesting to say, a humorous observation, a
new theory, or just a good book/movie/music/activity
recommendation.