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It-Is-What-It-Is

33 Costa Mesa, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:24pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ok, at this point you know that I know that you checked out my pictures and you can't wait to learn more, or maybe your keyboard got stuck and accidentally kept scrolling down. Either way, you're here now so I will do my best to keep you entertained and not eff this up right off the bat, I mean, there's plenty of time for that down the road. So I guess the smart thing to do would be to list a bunch of flattering adjectives and tell you why you should like me? Well, lucky for you I'm not a big fan of playing it safe and I believe actions speak louder than words. Plus, let's be honest I'm sure you've already seen that 1000 times already so lets mix it up start with the bad stuff...

I'm super impulsive and don't believe in having regrets or holding a grudge. I am very sarcastic, some (most) people may say inappropriate at times and I can guarantee you will take things I say through text or email completely the wrong way. I use more emjoi's than any man should, but really that just to try to counteract my sarcasm because clearly a winking face makes everything better. I am direct, passionate and brutally honestm I cuss too much, sleep to little and even though I live an adult life I am really just a large a child. Going the the gym is a necessity for me and I won't skip it no matter how nicely you ask (I'm immune to puppy dog eyes). I play golf a few times a month which is guy time and I believe Sunday's are meant for watching football all day. I don't deal with passive aggressive people and that's a surefire way to get the exact opposite of what you wanted. I love chick flicks (mostly Rom Com's but I am a sucker for the Notebook) and definitely have watched more than my fair share of teen drama TV series from start to finish. Essentially I'm like Vince Vaughn in Wedding Crashers or Four Christmas's, I will always open the door for you then I will slap your ass as you walk through. I'm definitely a handful but if you think you're up for the challenge go ahead and say hi, tell me a secret or a good story and let's get this fairytale started...

As for who you are... Well, I guess if I knew I wouldn't have just wasted an hour of my life writing this but what the hell, I'll give it a shot... So you're definitely not a "type" or a "checklist", you're not perfect and you don't expect me to be either but we are perfect for each other. We have a chemistry and connection that I can't explain and we can talk for hours about everything or nothing at all. You dont sweat the small stuff because go with the flow and roll with the punches. You are confident, optimistic and not afraid to think outside of the box or live outside of your comfort zone. I don't care what the rest of the world thinks but in my eyes... you are absolutely beautiful.

Oh, and extremely patient since if you can't already tell, "this" clearly wont work if you aren't :). Most importantly, if your profile doesn't say... "I love to go out but also love staying in", "I’m looking for my partner in crime", “I work hard and play hard”, "I'm just as comfortable in heels as I am flip flops" or any other cliché, we just might be soul mates :).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
By day I sell software which requires me to travel, by night I am a professional spider killer and I take this very seriously,it's almost ninja like really!!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Well as far as you know right now, nothing but if you ask me it's everything. The truth is probably somewhere in between.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile or laugh. Once you get closer, my eyes. I have blue eyes but they're more subtle.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Moneyball, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, Friday Night Lights, The Art of a Beautiful Game, The Book of Basketball, Title Shot: Into the Shark Tank. Yes I know they're all sports books but at least I'm reading. I don't really like fictional books.

Movies: Wedding Crashers, Hangover, Anchorman, Shawshank Redemption, Gran Torino, Rudy, Goodwill Hunting, Old School

TV: Breaking Bad, The Wire, Mad Men, Californiacation, Entourage, Modern Family, Dexter, Rob and Big

Music: Country is definitely my go to but it really depends on my mood and what im doing. Anything from Hip Hop to Country

Food: My 3 favorite things to eat are Sushi, Pizza, Steak
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Cell Phone - I work from home and travel, its a necessity!
Google
The Gym
Humor, Sarcasm, Wittyness (not sure thats a word but go with it)
My BBQ (I make atleast 70% of the food I eat on there)
Sex - There I said it
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything and nothing... Seriously, I'm fairly impulsive and I tend to get a random thought and just go with it. 32 years have taught me that I can trust my instincts (but the few times they are wrong, well, they were way off).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually at home. I travel a lot during the week so if I get home on Friday I'm more apt to make it a Netflix night or catch up on my DVR. Well, that's my preference anyways... More times than not I end up getting persuaded into rallying and meeting up with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have been banned for life from a Vegas Casino... Buy me a beer and I will tell you the story :).
You should message me if
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Lets be honest... Women never message people first on these things but if you have the balls to be bold and "break the rules", I'd love to hear from you.