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33 M Costa Mesa, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:42pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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Ok, at this point you know that I know that you checked out my pictures and you're back for more, or maybe you accidentally kept scrolling down and you ended up here against your will. Either way, you're here now so I will do my best to keep you entertained and not eff this up right off the bat, I mean, there's plenty of time for that down the road. So I guess the smart thing to do would be to list a bunch of flattering adjectives and tell you why you should like me? Well, luck for you I'm not a big fan of playing it safe and I believe actions speak louder than words. Plus, let's be honest I'm sure you've already seen that 100 times already so lets mix it up start with the bad stuff...

I'm super impulsive and don't believe in having regrets or holding a grudge. I am very sarcastic, some people may say inappropriate at times and I can guarantee you will take some I say through text or email completely the wrong way. I am direct, passionate and brutally honest which not everyone can handle. I cuss too much, sleep to little and even though I have an adult life I am still a child. Going the the gym is a necessity for me and I won't skip it no matter how cute your pouty face is (ok maybe once, if it's really cute), I play golf a few times a month and I believe Sunday's are meant for watching football all day. Essentially I'm like Vince Vaughn in Wedding Crashers or Four Christmas's, I will always open the door for you then I will slap your ass as you walk through. I'm definitely a handful but if you think you're up for the challenge go ahead and say hi, tell me a secret or a good story and let's get this fairytale started...

As for who you are... well you're definitely not a "type" or a "checklist", you're not perfect and you don't expect me to be either. What I do know is we have a chemistry and connection that I can't explain, we can talk for hours about everything or nothing at all, in my eyes... you are absolutely beautiful. You are confident, optimistic and not afraid to live outside of your comfort zone. Oh, and patient since "this" wont work if you aren't :). Most importantly, if your profile doesn't say... "I love to go out but also love staying in", "I’m looking for my partner in crime", “I work hard and play hard” or any other cliché, we just might be soul mates :).
What I’m doing with my life
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By day I'm in sales... By night I am a professional spider killer and I take this very seriously, it's almost ninja like!!!
The first things people usually notice about me
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My smile or laugh. Once you get closer, my eyes. I have blue eyes but they're more subtle.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Moneyball, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, Friday Night Lights, The Art of a Beautiful Game, The Book of Basketball, Title Shot: Into the Shark Tank. Yes I know they're all sports books but at least I'm reading. I don't really like fictional books.

Movies: Wedding Crashers, Hangover, Anchorman, Shawshank Redemption, Gran Torino, Rudy, Goodwill Hunting, Old School

TV: Breaking Bad, The Wire, Mad Men, Californiacation, Entourage, Modern Family, Dexter, Rob and Big

Music: Country is definitely my go to but it really depends on my mood and what im doing. Anything from Hip Hop to Country

Food: My 3 favorite things to eat are Sushi, Pizza, Steak
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Cell Phone - I work from home and travel, its a necessity!
The Gym
Humor, Sarcasm, Wittyness (not sure thats a word but go with it)
My BBQ (I make atleast 70% of the food I eat on there)
Sex - There I said it
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything and nothing... Seriously, I'm fairly impulsive and I tend to get a random thought and just go with it. 32 years have taught me that I can trust my instincts (but the few times they are wrong, well, they were way off).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually at home. I travel a lot during the week so if I get home on Friday I'm more apt to make it a Netflix night or catch up on my DVR. Well, that's my preference anyways... More times than not I end up getting persuaded into rallying and meeting up with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have been banned for life from a Vegas Casino... Buy me a beer and I will tell you the story :).
You should message me if
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Lets be honest... Women never message people first on these things but if you have the balls to be bold and "break the rules", I'd love to hear from you.