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33 Costa Mesa, CA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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Ok, at this point you know that I know that you checked out my pictures and you can't wait to learn more, or maybe your just trying to kill some time? Either way, you're here now so I will do my best to keep you entertained and not eff this up right off the bat. I guess the smart thing to do would be to list a bunch of flattering adjectives and tell you why you should like me? Since I'm not a big fan of playing it safe and I believe actions speak louder than words, how about we mix it up start with the bad stuff instead...

I'm super impulsive and don't believe in having regrets or holding a grudge. I am very sarcastic, some (most) people may say inappropriate at times. I rarely think things through and don't always say the "right" thing but I'm always true to myself and say what I am thinking. I use more emjoi's than any man should, mostly to try to counteract my sarcasm because clearly a winky face makes everything better. I am direct, passionate and brutally honest. I cuss too much, sleep to little and even though I live an adult life I am really just a large a child. Going the the gym is a necessity for me and this isn't negotiable. I play golf a few times a month which is guy time and I believe Sunday's are meant for watching football all day. I don't deal with passive aggressive or inconsiderate people. I love chick flicks (mostly Rom Com's but I am a sucker for the Notebook) and definitely have watched more than my fair share of teen drama TV series from start to finish. Essentially I'm like Vince Vaughn in Wedding Crashers or Four Christmas's, I will always open the door for you then I will slap your ass as you walk through. Truth is, I'm definitely a handful but if you think you're up for the challenge go ahead and say hi, tell me a secret or a good story and let's get this fairytale started...

As for who you are... Well, I guess if I knew I wouldn't have just wasted an hour of my life writing this but what the hell, I'll give it a shot... So you're definitely not a "type" or a "checklist", you're not perfect and you don't expect me to be either yet somehow, we are perfect for each other. We have a chemistry and connection that I can't explain and we can talk for hours about everything or nothing at all. You dont sweat the small stuff and choose to go with the flow and roll with the punches. You are confident, optimistic and not afraid to think outside of the box or live outside of your comfort zone. I don't care what the rest of the world thinks but in my eyes... you are absolutely beautiful.

Oh, and extremely patient since if you can't already tell, "this" clearly wont work if you aren't :). Most importantly, if your profile doesn't say... "I love to go out but also love staying in", "I’m looking for my partner in crime", “I work hard and play hard”, "I'm just as comfortable in heels as I am flip flops" or any other cliché, we just might be soul mates :).
What I’m doing with my life
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By day I sell software which requires me to travel, by night I am a professional spider killer and I take this very seriously,it's almost ninja like really!!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Well as far as you know right now, nothing but if you ask me it's everything. The truth is probably somewhere in between.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My smile or laugh. Once you get closer, my eyes. I have blue eyes but they're more subtle.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Moneyball, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, Friday Night Lights, The Art of a Beautiful Game, The Book of Basketball, Title Shot: Into the Shark Tank. Yes I know they're all sports books but at least I'm reading. I don't really like fictional books.

Movies: Wedding Crashers, Hangover, Anchorman, Shawshank Redemption, Gran Torino, Rudy, Goodwill Hunting, Old School

TV: Breaking Bad, The Wire, Mad Men, Californiacation, Entourage, Modern Family, Dexter, Rob and Big

Music: Country is definitely my go to but it really depends on my mood and what im doing. Anything from Hip Hop to Country

Food: My 3 favorite things to eat are Sushi, Pizza, Steak
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Cell Phone - I work from home and travel, its a necessity!
The Gym
Humor, Sarcasm, Wittyness (not sure thats a word but go with it)
My BBQ (I make atleast 70% of the food I eat on there)
Sex - There I said it
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything and nothing... Seriously, I'm fairly impulsive and I tend to get a random thought and just go with it. 32 years have taught me that I can trust my instincts (but the few times they are wrong, well, they were way off).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually at home. I travel a lot during the week so if I get home on Friday I'm more apt to make it a Netflix night or catch up on my DVR. Well, that's my preference anyways... More times than not I end up getting persuaded into rallying and meeting up with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have been banned for life from a Vegas Casino... Buy me a beer and I will tell you the story :).
You should message me if
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Lets be honest... Women never message people first on these things but if you have the balls to be bold and "break the rules", I'd love to hear from you.

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