Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you made it this far, clearly you must be wondering, "who is
this really really ridiculously good looking man and why am I so
compelled to message him"? I guess the pressures on me now to keep
the momentum going by telling you about all of my good qualities?
On the other hand, that seems boring and I'm not interested in
selling myself to you, so how about I just be myself and let the
cards fall where they may...
Truth is, I always forget to put the toilet seat down. I'm
impulsive, will base an important life decision off a coin flip and
believe rules are made to be broken. I'm incredibly sarcastic,
often push boundaries and solve problems far better than I listen
to them. I refuse to try on clothes before I buy them, won't get
excited about a new pair of shoes or purse and The Book of Mormon
is the only musical I will acknowledge. Essentially I'm a man and I
don't try to hide that for your approval. I still can't figure out
how to fold a fitted sheet, I shoot my underwear at the hamper like
I'm Michael Jordan and I will always giggle at sexual references.
Sunday's are a day of football, the Lakers will always be my first
love and I believe the Fast and the Furious is the greatest movie
franchise of all time (I dare you to prove me wrong). That said I'm
not some animal and I was raised by an English mother so I have
manners and believe chivalry is not dead. I fully understand it's
the guys job to take out the trash, I love to cook meals from
scratch and can fix almost anything around the house. I still cry
almost every time I watch Rudy, my spider killing skills are truly
legendary and I appreciate a good chick flick which I make a great
cuddle buddy for (I take my role of big spoon very seriously).
Basically I'm Vince Vaughn in Four Christmas's.... I will always
open the door for you and then slap your ass as you walk
I believe, we all "think" we know what we want in life until
something just clicks and you realize you think you know but you
have no idea (yes I still watch the Real World). You can't explain
why it works but it just does. It's easy even when it's hard
because you compliment each other and always have each others back.
I’m not looking for my best friend or someone to spend every waking
moment with and I don't expect you to care about my fantasy team's
or understand the intricacies of the triangle offense... I'm
looking for the kind of woman that makes me want to turn off the
game or stay in bed for an extra hour just to be with her. Someone
who always looks at life with a glass half full, even if
(especially if) it's just a wine glass on a Friday night. Someone
who truly knows who she is and isn't jaded from the ups and downs
of life. Living a healthy lifestyle and working out regularly is a
priority because she keeps her body in shape for herself. Some who
believes that nothing sounds like more fun than jumping in the car
for a weekend trip without knowing what the plans are and thinks
the perfect Saturday is a morning hike followed by a farmers market
and making dinner together (country music and a bottle of wine
So, if you have read this far you should probably just send me a
message and say hi. I mean you're not getting these 20 mins of your
life back anyways so you might as well get your money's worth. :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just taking it one day at a time...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a jack of all trades, master of none, probably because I get
bored before I ever master it. I seriously know everything about
nothing which is completely useless in real life but makes me a
hell of trivia partner! Sports have always been my passion, I
played golf professionally for a short time and still play
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Moneyball, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, Friday Night
Lights, The Art of a Beautiful Game, The Book of Basketball, Title
Shot: Into the Shark Tank. Yes I know they're all sports books but
at least I'm reading. I don't really like fictional books.
Movies: Wedding Crashers, Hangover, Anchorman, Shawshank
Redemption, Gran Torino, Rudy, Goodwill Hunting, Old School
TV: Breaking Bad, The Wire, Mad Men, Californiacation, Entourage,
Modern Family, Dexter, Rob and Big
Music: Country is definitely my go to but it really depends on my
mood and what im doing. Anything from Hip Hop to Country
Food: My 3 favorite things to eat are Sushi, Pizza, Steak
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music - I always have to have music on no matter what and the genre
is completely activity dependent.
Good Sex - There, I said it!
GPS - It's killed my sense of direction but I feel it's a fair
Friends - More specifically, my friends! I don't have a large
family so they ARE my family. They keep me grounded, put me in my
place when I need it and always call me out on my bullshit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whatever catches my attention. There's no specific thing, I get a
lot of random thoughts and I'm incredibly curious which leads to
hours of Googling if I don't know something!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
This could be anything! I will hop on the first flight to Vegas if
someone suggests it out of the blue because I believe no good story
started with "I decided to stay home tonight". That said it's far
more likely that I'm unwinding by watching Netflix or clearing out
my DVR with a bottle of wine now a days.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have been banned for life from a Vegas Casino... Buy me a drink
and I will tell you the story (but not tequila though since that's
what caused the whole thing). Don't worry... It's nothing illegal
but it is a great story!
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