Truth is, I usually (always) forget to put the toilet seat down. I'm very impulsive, have no problem basing a decision off of a coin flip and patience is not a virtue I possess. I'm incredibly sarcastic, often push boundaries. I can’t just listen to you complain about something when there’s an easy solution. I won't share your excitement about the new pair of shoes you just bought and I won’t be looking forward to seeing a musical (unless it's The Book of Mormon, that was amazing!). Essentially I'm a man and I don't try to hide that. I still can't figure out how to fold a fitted sheet so I roll it up, I shoot my underwear at the hamper like they're a basketball and I will always laugh at fart jokes and inadvertent sexual references. I truly believe Sunday's are a day of football, the Lakers will always be my first love and that the Fast and the Furious is the greatest movie franchise of all time. In return I don't expect you to care about my fantasy team's, understand the intricacies of the triangle offense or give me a big hug when I get back from the gym or playing basketball and I'm all sweaty. I fully understand that it's the guys job to take out the trash, I love to cook and I can fix or build most things. My spider killing skills are truly legendary, I appreciate a good chick flick and I make a great cuddle buddy who takes the roll of big spoon very seriously. Basically I'm like Vince Vaughn in Four Christmas's.... I will always open the door for you but will slap your ass as you walk through.
This may be an unpopular opinion but I’m not looking for my best friend, unless you want to be the one I talk to about sports or gets up at the crack of dawn to go golfing with me. That part of my life’s covered but I am interested in meeting the kind of woman that makes me want to turn off the game or stay in bed for an extra hour just to be with her. Someone who always looks at life with a glass half full, even if (especially if) it's just a wine glass on a Friday night. Who cares more about experiences and the people she’s with instead of what she's doing and will happily jump in the car for a weekend trip without me telling her what the plans are. Communication comes natural so she never holds things in and always speaks her mind. She enjoys living a healthy lifestyle, keeps herself in shape and motivates me if I slip. Who thinks the perfect Saturday is a morning hike, going to the farmers market and making dinner together while listening to country music and splitting a bottle of wine.
So, if you have read this far you should probably just send me a message and say hi. I mean you're not getting these 20 mins of your life back anyways so you might as well make the best of it.