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ItCantBeHerped

28 Chicago, IL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Rather not say
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Well, I'm Matt. Currently I am a student, and that eats up a LOT of free time (but right now its SUMMER BREAK!). I like spending my time just hanging around watching dvds and playing games. I'm a major nerd. If you wanna know more about my nerdy endeavors, ask and I'll tell you a books worth. Right now, I just had to quickly move and my life is a bit upside down, so I am not looking to jump right into anything, but we can talk a bit and see where things go from there.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a cook right now and I am looking to finish my education and training in the IT field
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making chorizo enchiladas. Seriously, they are good.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Ummm, that I'm tall? If you miss that, it's usually the blue eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: American Psycho, Battle Royale, Random Horror or Sci-Fi. Usually, if I'm looking at Half-Price books, I'll just grab a book that looks interesting.
Movies:Clerks 1-2, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Beetlejuice, Scott Pilgrim Vs The World, Iron Sky
Shows: The Walking Dead, Archer, and Workaholics. I'll tune into a few of the pawn shows once and awhile and I just started watching Arrested Development (Its fun being late to the party!)
Music: The list is extremely random, From metal to new wave. Some highlights are The Faceless, The Black Dahlia Murder, The Birthday Massacre, The Missing Persons, The Aquabats, Electric Six, Die Antwoord, Mastodon and Mindless Self Indulgence
Food:Good Mexican, Chinese and Chicago style food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
SmodCo podcasts
My Movies
My Laptop
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
Dr. Pepper
So-Bad-It's-Good 80's music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why the ice cream container says "Frozen Dairy Dessert" instead of "Ice Cream."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. My friends schedules usually mean we go out to bars and stuff during the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like The Ting Tings
You should message me if
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You want to talk.