I'm looking for someone who can forget what she knows about men, how they are, what they think, and how they act for their age and discover how they're only half right when it comes to me and my impostor wannabes. I’m worth getting to know and keeping around.

… in addition …

I'm looking for the girl next door. She left her clothes here last night and I'm pretty sure the pants she made off with had my car keys in it... So if you could give me a call, that'd be great because I really need to leave for work!

I’m comfortable with who I am, so I speak openly and make jokes (often at my own expense) in situations that would make most people cringe...

I can get away with my quirks and continue through life a little rough around the edges because most people quickly find that I’m a genuine person with strong character and good intent.

I’m an interesting guy and am comedic in nature, mostly clever, quirky humor, but I’m not completely lost in slapstick funny business.

I'm pursuing something to do passionately for the rest of my life. I've been told I'm a great photographer and able to capture things that people normally look past. I have a darkroom in my basement, and I work in a camera shop, so I pretty much have my black belt in photography.

Troubleshooting and Problem Solving
I'm so good at getting into trouble and liable to figure a way out of it.
I also know how to get things chipper and smiles flowin' with my awesome hugs and cuddles.

I have a mysterious look about me. My face is quite friendly and might I say, easy on the eyes ~_^

I have an affinity to read people not books, watch lots of lame 80's movie, listen to an eclectic mix of music that has somehow gravitated towards indie/electronic/rap for the moment (think- Phoenix, The Strokes, Peter Bjorn and John, The Shins, Ra Ra Riot, Soulwax, The Knife, Justice), and order chicken fingers wherever I go.

My friends and family who in their insanity, keep me sane, and vice-versa.

Photography, taking my own, admiring others, and the art of printing photos.

Music, without it, everything else would just be noise.

That warm fuzzy feeling you get from good hugs and snuggling.

My mind, without it, nothing would set me apart from the rest, or carry-out my vital bodily functions.

Self-expression If I had no way to show people how I felt, or saw things, and I had to keep it all to myself, there'd be no point in living, I'd just take up space and contribute nothing. That'd be beat.

When I'm single? Women (Finding the one)
When I'm taken? Woman (The one I'm with)

Picking you up around 8:30?

Not to be rude, but I'm over the edge on crazies... Too many of them have try to psycho-sneak their way into my life and we all know how that goes... Their feelings get hurt and I wake up with a missing penis... No thanks

If your preconceived notions of men don’t burden you to the extent that you’re unable to see guys for who they are (and how they may differ from the rest... me most importantly being one of them!)

You are not socially defective (severely awkward) and are able to reciprocate feelings of love and affection and communicate effectively.

You don't have borderline personality disorder, if you're not sure, take this:
http://depression.about.com/library/quizzes/bpdquiz/blbpdscreenquiz.htm