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ItsDaMonkee

33 M Sanford, NC

My Details

Last Online
Dec 29, 2008
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Transportation
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English, German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Portuguese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Read on and enjoy ... there is more for those who look ... send me a message if its not enough.

People are strange when you're a stranger, Faces look ugly when you're alone. Women seem wicked when you're unwanted, Streets are uneven when you're down.

When you're strange Faces come out of the rain. When you're strange No one remembers your name When you're strange, When you're strange, When you're strange.

All right, yeah!

People are strange when you're a stranger, Faces look ugly when you're alone. Women seem wicked when you're unwanted, Streets are uneven when you're down.

When you're strange Faces come out of the rain When you're strange No one remembers your name When you're strange When you're strange When you're strange Alright yeah When you're strange Faces come out of the rain When you're strange No one remembers your name When you're strange When you're strange When you're strange

I am Unusual, Determined, and Honest
What I’m doing with my life
I don't know what they're talking about I'm making my own decision This thing that I found Ain't gonna bring me down I'm like a junkie without an addiction

Mama don't cry I just wanna say I Like playing with danger and fear Everybody's walking but nobody's talking It looks a lot better from here

All my life I've been over the top I don't know what I'm doing, All I know is I don't wanna stop All fired up, I'm gonna go till I drop You're either in or in the way, don't make me, I don't wanna stop

Why don't they ever listen to me? Is this a one-way conversation? Nothing they say is gonna set me free Don't need no mental masturbation.

Too many religions but only one god I don't need another savior Don't try to change my mind You know I'm one of a kind Ain't gonna change my bad behavior

All my life I've been over the top I don't know what I'm doing, All I know is I don't wanna stop All fired up, I'm gonna go till I drop You're either in or in the way, don't make me, I don't wanna stop

All my life I've been over the top I don't know what I'm doing, All I know is I don't wanna stop All fired up, I'm gonna go till I drop You're either in or in the way, don't make me, I don't wanna stop

Are you ever? I don't wanna stop Are you ever going to stop? I don't wanna stop I don't wanna stop Are you ever? I don't wanna stop Are you ever gonna stop? I don't wanna stop

All my life I've been over the top I don't know what I'm doing, All I know is I don't wanna stop All fired up, I'm gonna go till I drop You're either in or in the way, don't make me, I don't wanna stop

All my life I've been over the top I don't know what I'm doing, All I know is I don't wanna stop All fired up, I'm gonna go till I drop You're either in or in the way, don't make me, I don't wanna stop
I’m really good at
See the famouse lung girl, They call her Helen Lyle, Life's a respirator when you got the sinner style,

She float out on the midway, She wrangle at the show, Life's a revelation wherever you go,

Together we fly, Together we fall, Together we all see, The Death Of It All,

See what's in the trailer, Count up all the holes, Bullets and the movies never tell the whole,

Now Clyde was a lover, And Bonnie was a queen, They set their sights for Texas and never left the scene,

Together we fly, Together we fall, Together we all see, The Death Of It All,

See the horrifying, Beast behind the bars, Watch the transformation the monster is a star,

Out steps a beauty, Now watch her walk away, Another grand illusion if you wanna pay,

Together we fly, Together we fall, Together we all see, The Death Of It All,

Together we fly, Together we fall, Together we all see, The Death Of It All,
The first things people usually notice about me
I like your pants around your feet I like the dirt that's on your knees And I like the way you still say please While you're looking up at me You're like my favourite damn disease

And I love the places that we go And I love the people that you know And I love the way you can't say no Too many long lines in a row I love the powder on your nose

Ooooh And now I know who you are It wasn't that hard Just to figure you out And now I know who you are It wasn't that hard Just to figure you out

I like the freckles on your chest And I like the way you like me best And I like the way you're not impressed, While you put me to the test I like the wine stains on your dress

And I love the way you pass the check And I love the good times that you wreck And I love your lack of self respect While you're passed out on the deck I love my hands around your neck

And now I know who you are It wasn't that hard Just to figure you out And now I know who you are It wasn't that hard Just to figure you out

I love your pants around your feet And I love the dirt that's on your knees And I like the way you still say please While you're looking up at me You're like my favourite damn disease

And I hate the places that we go And I hate the people that you know And I hate the way you can't say no Too many long lines in a row I hate the powder on your nose

And now I know who you are It wasn't that hard Just to figure you out And now I know who you are It wasn't that hard Just to figure you out
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ladies and gentlemen please Would you bring your attention to me? For a feast for your eyes to see An explosion of catastrophe

Like nothing you’ve ever seen before Watch closely as I open this door Your jaws will be on the floor After this you’ll be begging for more

Welcome to the show Please come inside Ladies and gentlemen

woa Do you want it? woa Do you need it? woa Let me hear it Ladies and gentlemen

Boom Do you want it? Boom Do you need it? Boom Let me hear it Ladies and gentlemen

Ladies and gentlemen good evening You’ve seen that seeing is believing Your ears and your eyes will be bleeding Please check to see if you’re still breathing

Hold tight cause the show is not over If you will please move in closer You're about to be bowled over By the wonders you’re about to behold here

Welcome to the show (welcome to the show) Please come inside Ladies and gentlemen

Boom Do you want it? Boom Do you need it? Boom Let me hear it ladies and gentlemen

boom Do you want it? boom Do you need it? boom Let me hear it

Welcome to the show (Welcome to the show) We're glad you came along (We're glad you came along) Please come inside Ladies and gentlemen

Boom Do you want it? Boom Do you need it? Boom Let me hear it Ladies and gentlemen
The six things I could never do without
I, I'm driving black on black Just got my license back I got this feeling in my veins this train is coming off the track I'll ask polite if the devil needs a ride Because the angel on my right ain't hanging out with me tonight I'm driving past your house while you were sneaking out I got the car door opened up so you can jump in on the run Your mom don't know that you were missing She'd be pissed if she could see the parts of you that I've been kissing Screamin'

No, we're never gonna quit Ain't nothing wrong with it Just acting like we're animals No, no matter where we go 'Cause everybody knows We're just a couple of animals

So come on baby, get in Get in, just get in Check out the trouble we're in

You're beside me on the seat Got your hand between my knees And you control how fast we go by just how hard you wanna squeeze It's hard to steer when you're breathing in my ear But I got both hands on the wheel while you got both hands on my gears By now, no doubt that we were heading south I guess nobody ever taught her not to speak with a full mouth 'Cause this was it, like flicking on a switch It felt so good I almost drove into the ditch I'm screamin'

No, we're never gonna quit Ain't nothing wrong with it Just acting like we're animals No, no matter where we go 'Cause everybody knows We're just a couple of animals

So come on baby, get in Get in, just get in Look at the trouble we're in

We were parked out by the tracks We're sitting in the back And we just started getting busy When she whispered "what was that?" The wind, I think 'cause no one else knows where we are And that was when she started screamin' "That's my dad outside the car!" Oh please, the keys, they're not in the ignition Must have wound up on the floor while we were switching our positions I guess they knew that she was missing As I tried to tell her dad it was her mouth that I was kissing Screamin'

No, we're never gonna quit Ain't nothing wrong with it Just acting like we're animals No, no matter where we go 'Cause everybody knows We're just a couple of animals

So come on baby, get in We're just a couple of animals Get in, just get in Ain't nothing wrong with it Check out the trouble we're in Get in, just get in
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Alright!

Break me down You got a lovely face We're going to your place And now you've got to freak me out Scream so loud Getting f**king laid You want me to stay But I got to make my way

Hey! You're crazy bitch But you f**k so good I'm on top of it When I dream I'm doing you all night Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey! You're crazy bitch But you f**k so good I'm on top of it When I dream I'm doing you all night Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Take it off The paper is your game You jump in bed with fame Another one night payed in full You're so fine It won't be a loss Cashing in the rocks Just to get you face to face

Hey! You're crazy bitch But you f**k so good I'm on top of it When I dream I'm doing you all night Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey! You're crazy bitch But you f**k so good I'm on top of it When I dream I'm doing you all night Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Get the video F**k you so good Get the video F**k you so good

Crazy bitch Crazy bitch Crazy...... bitch

Hey You're crazy bitch But you f**k so good I'm on top of it When I dream I'm doing you all night Scratches all down my back Come on!

Baby girl You want it all To be a star you'll have to go down Take it off No need to talk You're crazy but I like the way you f**k me!

Hey! You're crazy bitch But you f**k so good I'm on top of it When I dream I'm doing you all night Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey! You're crazy bitch But you f**k so good I'm on top of it When I dream I'm doing you all night Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

You keep me right on You're crazy but I like the way you f**k me!
On a typical Friday night I am
Let's take a blast to the moon baby I sit around wishing you well how I'm craving you, yeah! Every time I'm near you I always wanna swallow you down I'll be right here if ya' need me In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why I'll never disappear why is it everyday that I feel the pain? Let's take a trip to the stars far away where were you when I was down? Staring into the dead my pain is caused by my pleasure my soul mate lives in your body I can't get you out of my head It never goes away In my life I'll need you here, don't ask why I'll never disappear In your eyes you can bid me farwell but don't ever try to understand the situation why is it everyday that I feel the pain? It always comes when I least expect it when I'm looking for love always seem to be regretting it Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I’ve got no soul to sell Help me the only thing that works for me, help me get away from myself I want to fuck you like an animal I want to feel you from the inside I want to fuck you like an animal My whole existence is flawed You get me closer to god You can have my isolation, you can have the hate that it brings You can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything Help me tear down my reason, help me its' your sex I can smell Help me you make me perfect, help me become somebody else I want to fuck you like an animal I want to feel you from the inside I want to fuck you like an animal My whole existence is flawed You get me closer to god

Through every forest, above the trees Within my stomach, scraped off my knees I drink the honey inside your hive You are the reason I stay alive.

If you made it this far then I guess you deserve this. I am lonely. I don't do well alone. I am a stranger to this area and my job doesn't give me much time to socialize. I have no friends, no family, nobody at all. I am seeking anyone who wishes to go out on the weekends. Doesn't matter where, movies, club/bar, coffee, dinner, a park, out for a drive, whatever. I only get weekends to do things. I work the rest of the week with nearly no time to do anything else. This doesn't have to be a sensual relationship. I would like to meet someone for that but at this point the loneliness has lead to incredible boredom. I am a fun loving guy. I like to do everything from skydiving to rollerskating. I prefer physical activities even marathons though I am not a very fast runner but I can keep on for miles. I was in the Army and I am not badly out of shape. I could lose the 20 on my 220 lb weight but I was 197 lbs when I left the Army so doubt I could lose much more. Even though I am 220 I am light on my feet. I have a lot of energy. I am 6' tall. There are not many things that I don't like to do. I am not a sore sport. I don't become antagonistic or rude. I do playfully prod but do my best not to let it become hurtful. I really would like to find some people to go out with and do something fun. Play some sports or go to a gym. Maybe ride some bikes or hiking or canoeing/kayaking. I also like live music, I am not a great dancer but like to move and am always willing to learn. I make pretty decent money and can afford to do most anything but right now I am saving my money to buy land. So I usually don't spend a lot but enough to have a good time on the weekend. I drive a cheap vehicle and live at a cheap place so I can sock away as much as possible. I am embarrassed about it but once I buy my place I won't have to be embarrassed anymore. I love to eat good food and like to go out for a couple drinks but don't like getting drunk. I really like sushi and red wine but its got to be sweet wine. I haven't had any food that I don't like so far and I am eager to try new things. I prefer the company of women but I could use some male friends for the boys night out kind of thing.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 23–52
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex