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ItsMattyG

32 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 2
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on law school
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a 30 year old "retired" political consultant who's been living on the road for the past 5 years. After moving from state to state for so long, I'm ready to settle down in NYC or the area and focus on my life.

I love to laugh, and to make others laugh - because without humor, what's the point?

I'm generous, warm and kind, and I always try to do everything I can to make someone else's day better.

When the weather is crappy, I love to curl up with a good book, watch a movie or play a game of Qwirkle or Scrabble. (I know, you've never heard of Qwirkle. You should go on a date with me so you can learn the game. You'll love it, I promise.) Here's a confession: I'm occasionally a sucker for really crappy TV.

When the weather is good, just try and catch me inside; I'd much rather be out riding my bike, going for a hike, hanging out on the beach or just lounging in a nearby park.

I never try to mask who I am, or judge others for being themselves.

I love my friends and family, and I would do anything to help them in a time of need.

I'm a good listener and a great problem solver, though I'm not good at talking about myself, which is why the last few sentences have taken WAY too long to write. I'm going to end with my favorite quote, but before I do that, let me just say that if you're looking for the kind of guy around whom you can just let loose, hang out and be yourself, then I'm your man. I'd love to get to know you, share some laughs, and see what happens.

Here goes the quote I promised:

"To laugh often and love much; to win the respect of intellingent persons and the affection of children; to earn the approbation of honest citizens and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to give of one's self; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to have played and laughed with enthusiasm and sung with exultation; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived - this is to have succeeded." --Emerson
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Professionally, I've been working as a political campaign professional, helping democrats get elected. That's forced me to move every 8 months for the last 5 years, so I'm walking away from that.

Confession: The 'retired' status is a little misleading. No, I didn't strike it rich in politics, and I'm not spending my 30s lounging on the french riviera. I'm currently a first year law student in the city. Once that's done, I'll be back in the game, working even harder to make things better for as many people as I can.

What I'm really doing is settling down in NYC so I can be close to my family and friends, and building from there.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. Solving other people's problems. Listening. Riding my bike long distances. Lounging on the beach. Talking to strangers. Writing incomplete sentences. Reading. Tetris.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Physically? Probably my eyes. Personality wise? I laugh easily and I'm eager to get involved or lend a hand.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I could list things all day, but you should just ask me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My bike.
My smartphone - I hate it sometimes, but there's no doubt I'm dependent.
My friends - do they count as 'things?'
Laughter - this is a ridiculous world we live in, and you can either laugh or cry about it. I choose the former.
I think that's it, but if I come up with something else, I'll be sure to let y'all know.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I can tell you that I've spent way too much time thinking about this question. I don't know, I think about a lot of things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out, in, who knows? If something's going on, I'm down to do it, but I'm equally happy settling in for a quiet night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Nothing here - I'm an open book, if you want to know something about me all you have to do is ask!
You should message me if
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you want to get to know me better? I don't know! You should message me if you'd like to spend some time with someone who's easy to talk to and fun to hang out with. I get a lot of joy from making other people happy, so if that's something that sounds good to you, drop me a line!