If you cant figure out my name, follow these simple steps.

1.) Un-plug your computer
2.) Walk away

I am a 28 year old white boy. I am a very easy going, laid back yet serious kinda guy. I love to joke around and have fun. I enjoy looking up random things online. Always trying to learn something new and weird. Like for example: The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes. Pussies.

Anyways, I spend most of my time listening to music and trying my best to have fun. I also love to cook. I love to brag about my spaghetti, since I make my own sauce. Very delicious.

Best thing in the world to do to cheer yourself up is, go to Wally World at 3 in the morning, and just look around at the people in there. You'll feel better about yourself and have a pretty good laugh. A while back, I was hearing a little boy screaming down one of the isles. Curiosity is my curse, so I peeked around the corner, and I saw a little boy being carried by his mother. The reason he was screaming, was because she was holding him sideways in the air, holding him by the balls and the neck. I felt bad for the kid, but I had a great laugh.

I also write poetry. I have well over 100 poems of all different styles and genres. I write about love and happiness, to death and despair and everything in between. If you want to read some of it just let me know and I will be happy to show you.

If you are messenger savvy, you can reach me on yahoo. bmatosky01.

I am Funny, Sarcastic, and Alive

Going to Sinclair to get my Assoc. in Computer Information Systems - Network Engineer. Figured that since I spend so much time with computers, I might as well get paid for it.

Delivering pizzas (it's a big turn on, I know) for now. The job market sucks and it's pretty good money and flexible scheduling for school. It works.

I was the host/producer/website manager of an online radio show called BengalsWorld News Radio. We did Cincinnati Bengal player interviews, both current and former players, as well as hold charity events. I've been thinking about bringing it back. I also manage/design/run www.bengalsworld.com

It is also my life's goal to learn and be able to sing along to the song Its The End Of The World by R.E.M.

Being me for starters. I feel no one else can do it quite as good as me. Might sound conceited, but hey, when your as good as me at being me, there's really no competition.

That aside, I am good at making the best of any situation. I am really good at the drinking card game Asshole (Usually El Presidente). Making people laugh. And last but not least, I am really good with music. I can play the guitar, and little, itty, bitty bit of piano. I also know pretty much all major music that has been around since the 50's. My friends call me the human radio.

I am also an avid karaoke singer. Im not the best and I am not the worst. I sing everything from Green Day to Alan Jackson to The Blues Brothers and everything in between.

The arrogant, mindless, shallow's probably notice that I am not as skinny as they want me to be. I'm no heffer by any means, I've just got some fluff to me :0)

If it's not that, then they probably notice me laughing or telling a joke.

Books: The Giver, World War Z.

Movies: Good Will Hunting, Evolution, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Tommy Boy, Robin Hood Men In Tights, SpaceBalls, Super Troopers, Schindler's List, Princess Bride, Dark Knight, anything with Christopher Walken. The list goes on and on.

Music: Pink Floyd, Green Day, Metallica (Old school. Back when they had long hair and were usually drunk), Disturbed, Garth Brooks, Foo Fighters, Bob Seger, 3 Days Grace, Theory of a Deadman, Barenaked Ladies, Brad Paisley, pretty much everything except rap. And I love Andy McKee. He is an acoustic guitarist that plays very tranquil, self written songs with no lyrics. Very relaxing. YouTube him.

I love Italian food. Go to Bravo's instead of Olive Garden, people. Its cheaper and a heckuva lot better. I also love cajun. I lived down in New Orleans for a while after Katrina hit, helping out with rebuilding homes, and I fell in love with jambalaya, gumbo and red beans and rice. Mmmm Mmmm.

1.) My mind. It keeps me entertained
2.) Friends
3.) Music
4.) Laughter
5.) Internet
6.) Taco Bell

Life and politics and why both are bad for some people.

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

Usually working, hanging out with friends, or developing cancer from the radiation emitting from my computer monitor.

I admitted to writing poetry, but im not ashamed of that. Ummmm....I really don't hide anything, or have any really embarrassing stories. Oh wait...Im not too keen about bugs bigger than ants. Spiders, moths, giant moths, cicadas, praying mantis, roaches, leaf bugs, pretty much all of them. They give me the heeby jeebies.

You like to laugh and understand that while I may be sarcastic and very light hearted, that it's not a sign of immaturity or that I am callous. I am very sweet, affectionate, loving, kind and a big cuddle bug.

You should also message me if you want to try my spaghetti.
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