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ItsMrSpiceGuy

40 Baltimore, MD Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a fun loving misanthrope with a knack for appreciating the mundane. I have an insatiable appetite for life, and try to remember to live mine to the fullest. I LOVE to cook, eat and drink, particularly all at the same time with friends. I definitely have geek tendencies, but you would probably never know that from bumping into me on the street. I swear like a sailor and have several tattoos, however I have impeccable manors and look damn good in a suit. I love to travel and go on spontaneous adventures. I wear my heart on my sleeve, and usually say more than I should. I'm a single parent, my son is 17. He's pretty awesome! His mother is 3000 miles away, there is no drama here.
What I’m doing with my life
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I love my day job, but at the end of the day it's really only a means to an end. I spend a considerable amount of time trying to quench my creative obsessions. I also enjoy cycling, camping, and playing sports and I'm learning how to sail!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making people laugh
adapting to my surroundings
putting my foot in my mouth
nerdy board and card games
cooking
taking charge
letting go
trivia
sarcasm
meaning one thing and saying another
drinking Guinness quickly
reading people
problem solving
admitting i'm wrong
taking risks
thinking WAY too much for my own good
making spelling mistakes
people watching
improvising
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm having way more fun than I should be.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music - too much to list, but i'll try, in no particular order. Radiohead, Wilco, LCD Soundsystem, Bjork, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Patsy Cline, Hot Chip, Nirvana, The Pixies, The Bees, A Tribe Called Quest, Air, Stereolab, Daft Punk, The Subhumans, DeLaSoul, Desmond Decker, The Specials, The Skatallites, The Eels, Elbow, The Flaming Lips, Geggy Tah, Reggie Motherfucking Watts, Jeff Buckley, Liam Finn, MGMT, Neutral Milk Hotel, Pavement, Portishead, Queen, The Seatbelts, Spoon, Squarepusher, The Clash, The Smiths, The Cure, Motörhead, Citizen Fish, The Shins, New Order, The Melvins, Mr Bungle, Ween

Films - Documentaries, Rocumentaries, Mocumentaries, Dancer in the Dark, Stranger than Fiction, The Big Lebowski and most Coen Bros stuff, anything by Wes Anderson, Naked, The Original Star Wars Trilogy, Lords of the Rings, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Snatch, Old School, Oh Brother Where Art Thou, City of God, Kung Fu Hustle, Atonement, Secretary, Spinal Tap!

Authors - Bukowski, Vonnegut, e.e. cummings, Henry Miller, nerdy boat books... sadly, I don't read as much as I used to.

Food - Mexican! As an AZ native, I'm convinced there are no good Mexican restaurants here, so I make my own. I also love dinning out in general.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
art in all it's forms
music
wine, beer and whiskey
mexican food
variety
freedom
spell checkers
my Wusthof's
my bike!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
living on a boat.
music.
planning the perfect jewel heist so i can live a life of leisure. I still need a get away driver if you know anyone.
the perfect bite.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
fighting crime on the mean streets of Baltimore or sipping on a delicious Pinot and listening to records or watching movies? Typically there is nothing typical about how I spend my free time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a man crush on Anthony Bourdain and have a Harrison Ford tattoo.
You should message me if
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You think you can cook Mexican food better than me.
You can recommend a horror film that will scare the shit out of me.
You can turn me on to a delicious wine.
You want to take me sailing.

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