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ItsNot2L8

45 F Palatine, IL

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.64m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), Ukrainian (Fluently), French (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Kosher lard in search of a man with these simple traits:

- affectionate, bold, caring,
- dogma-free, eloquent, flexible,
- genuine, humorous, interesting,
- just, kind, loving,
- masturbating (just checking if you are paying attention),
- noble, open-minded, passionate,
- quick-witted, reliable, spontaneous,
- trustworthy, understanding, vibrant,
- willing, x-ellent, yummy, zealous

partner in crime and punishment (all pun intended).
What I’m doing with my life
Taking one step at a time as a precursor to a salto mortale.
I’m really good at
Avoiding tsuris at all cost :)
The first things people usually notice about me
Eastern European accent...

You have been warned :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors: Homer, Dante, Hugo, Dostoevsky, Heinlein, T.Mann, Marquez.
Musical Genre: Jazz, Rock, Classical, Dub (tnx, TTT).
Food: caviar, olives, sashimi, latkes, Gefilte fish, Napoleon, port.
The six things I could never do without
Art
Books
Coffee
Dreams
Education
Future
I spend a lot of time thinking about
....is there anybody out there....

- name this tune!?!
On a typical Friday night I am
reciting TGIF over and over instead of Shabbat Shalom. :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I snore according to trusted sources.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 45–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
...you know the meaning of every word in above resume. LOL