Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey there, we don't have much time so let's be quick with the
Mathematics - It's so good. I love me some numbers.
Words - Yeah, I use them. I like reading them too. I hope you want
to get all verbose and in the mood to be jocular. We're going to
whipple the fluzzgate and shingle the montro. I think I forgot how
to use words.
Robots - No really, I actually do like robots. I can't explain
Regular stuff - Let's not get ridiculous. Of course I like all the
regular stuff. I play games, watch movies and some shows, read
oodles, have a job. Don't be surprised when I tell you that I have
family members, friends, and roommates. I have debts from when I
was younger and don't have a crazy amount of money. My world is a
whirlwind of excitement and adventure. And this adventure means
spending many nights watching dumb videos online and telling myself
I need to get better at cooking. A THRILL RIDE.
I have come to the realization that I'm very bad at being a
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Waiting for you to message me. And thinking of more terrible
Also, slowly learning about programming as that's super fun stuff
and where I'll be going for a career.
Paying off my large debts I brought upon myself from being stupid,
young, and provided large credit limits. I have great credit now
and most the debts are paid off but I'm limited in the expensive
fun I can have.
I bet I'm doing other stuff, too.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mathematics! Words! Robots! Can I even be good at robots? Of
course! Video games! Self-deprecating wit (if only I wasn't so
dumb!)! Asking random questions! Writing dating site profiles!
Making things awkward only when the situation won't be worse for
it! Using exclamation points.
What I'm really bad at:
Swimming (I can't!). Drawing (Looks terrible!). Art in general,
actually (Can't sculpt or paint or much of anything artistic!).
Drinking coffee (Not a fan!). Eating bananas (Ugh, they're the
worst!). Being concise (I write too much!). And much, much more
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm easy to talk to. I've been told the way I speak makes me sound
like a snob. I've also been complimented (at work) for speaking
clearly. Communication is fairly important so why not aim to do it
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - I read plenty of non-fiction and fiction. Read random
non-fiction as it pleases me with extra emphasis towards animals
and food and less on biographies. Fiction has been heavy in fantasy
in years past but I enjoy variety with stuff like Neil Gaiman,
Chuck Palahniuk, and Name-Another-Popular-Author-Here. I also enjoy
trying to enjoy the classics.
Random specifics that I enjoyed: Great Expectations, The Bell Jar,
Shogun, The Wheel of Time series, Stardust, Neverwhere, The Time
Traveler's Wife, and more!
Movies - Willing to watch just about anything and often don't
dislike films as they find their ways to amuse me. Oddly love
musicals both modern and classic. I prefer good writing over big
explosions but I definitely try to watch a bit of everything.
Random specifics that I enjoyed: Any and all Wes Anderson or Coen
Brothers films (like everyone else!), American Psycho, Requiem For
a Dream, Moulin Rouge (possibly my most watched film), Top Gun (the
other top spot for most watched), Edward Scissorhands, Silver
Linings Playbook, The Town, Breakfast at Tiffany's, North by
Northwest, Pleasantville (the first DVD I bought), and many, many
Shows - Rather picky here. Finished all of Dexter and 30 Rock.
Going through Breaking Bad. When I get time I plan to watch more
Mad Men and Californication. Thought House of Cards and The
Newsroom were excellent.
Music - I go in-and-out of music. Some older favorites would be
Barenaked Ladies, Tegan and Sara, and Mariachi El Bronx. Lately
checking out Lorde, Mackelmore, the newest Kanye West album,
AWOLNATION, and Manchester Orchestra. I listen to a lot of
musicals, Disney songs, and show tunes when I'm in my car because
they're the most fun to sing. You can join me if you're not
Food - I'll eat pretty much anything. I love burritos. I hate
bananas. I try to keep things mixed up if I go out. I don't like
Mediterranean food from what I've had. I aim to cook more.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what I'm writing for these answers.
I also constantly play through situations, conversations, and
possibilities in my mind.
The meaning of words.
How to say words that I've read but have never heard spoken.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working until late evening as I work swing shifts. But then I go
home. Might have a friend over for some quick dinner and play games
or something. I'm a simple creature.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I honestly would like to be in a good relationship. I may write my
profile like a joke but that should do a decent job catching the
interest of people I'd enjoy talking to.
I also realize that most people really don't understand how nerdy I
am. I've spent a lot of my life playing games, reading fantasy,
reading manga, or watching anime. Some of that is more in the past
than present. And I still don't think any of the Star Wars movies
are all that entertaining nor much of the older Star Trek stuff.
It's so cheesy!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Okay, let's get serious. This is what needs to happen.
You: Read, talk, listen, be willing to move around and like walk
and maybe go outside. Be willing to try new things even if it means
you find out they're gross (this is in line with me attempting to
get better at cooking. I hope you can lie straight to my face). I
want to learn new stuff from you and occasionally made to feel
stupid when I realize how ignorant I am on some obvious
It would be amazing if you could help me get the co-op achievements
in Portal 2. And play other co-op games with me. This isn't
necessary but it'd be fun.
Helps if you like robots.
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