Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My bark is worse than my bite... but only cause my bite is so damn
I drive to work because it's faster than biking.
My idea of making an impact is building a company, not going to a
I like to fry my grain fed meat in gluten... because I can.
I'm a child when I can be, and an adult when I have to be. Just be
prepared to go from giddy to intense and we'll get along fine.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I will probably ask you a serious question and then tickle you when
you give me the answer.
I will spank you for being bad, then lick you, just to be
I'm looking for someone who's an adult when it counts and a child
the rest of the time. The best moments in life come when we're
willing to laugh at ourselves.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
laughter, ambition, passion, dancing in the rain, femininity,
expression, growth, appreciation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to create something bigger tomorrow than I had today.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The truth is, if I don't have something captivating planned, I'll
probably end up working.
Captvating could be a new experience - skydiving, shrooms, weekend
in Alaska. Or good conversation - meeting a stranger and learning
about what they love, or getting together with friends and going
deeper than small talk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You fascinate me.
Maybe it's your smile, that one picture, or that interesting
sentence in your profile... I wouldn't have messaged you if
something didn't catch my eye.
I'm not just trying to get in your pants (but let's be honest, I
will try ;), right now, I just have to satisfy my curiosity, find
out how you're beautiful, and discover what makes you tick.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Myself and my girly are drawn to super compassionate, submissive,
playful, very feminine (not the same as girly), passionate,
radiant, emotionally open, sexually adventurous women.
And If you're a guy, we're looking for a dominant, fun-loving,
masculine, passionate, sexually adventurous guy. (I'm straight
If you're a couple (or a triple, or... whatever else) - get in
touch, we seem to have the most fun when there's more than three
A lot of this seems to focus around sex - and sex is great. But
it's also about connecting with like minded people.
If you think this is you, or you're looking to explore these
aspects of your personality, send us a message.
I'm pretty bad about checking this, so I'll probably throw you my
number if you get in touch. If you're uncomfortable, you can reply
through a message, but it might be a slow response.
Who are you looking for?
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