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25 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Jul 19
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
I'm not an asshole, but I play one on TV.

If I could be any animal it would be a duck, because they are the masters of the land, air, and sea.
I’m really good at
I will probably ask you a serious question and then tickle you when you give me the answer.

I will spank you for being bad, then lick you, just to be silly.

I'm looking for someone who's an adult when it counts and a child the rest of the time. The best moments in life come when we're willing to laugh at ourselves.
The six things I could never do without
laughter, ambition, passion, dancing in the rain, femininity, expression, growth, appreciation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to create something bigger tomorrow than I had today.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having a great conversation or going on a grand adventure. '

-Wine at home with friends.
-Board games (I'll kick your ass at Hungry Hungry Hippos)
-Dinner parties with great conversations (my favorite one of all time was when the only topics allowed were Sex, Politics, and Religion)
-Dressing up like a leprechaun(that is, wearing a green shirt) and handing out free candy.
-Checking out the local sex clubs.
-Trying to see how many sticky notes we can get on people's backs without them noticing.
-Going to an open mic and pretending we're really bad slam poets.
-Going on a divebar tour of the shittiest bars in Portland

What I don't do is drinking for the sake of drinking. If I'm going out, it's a night to remember.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You fascinate me.

Maybe it's your smile, that one picture, or that interesting sentence in your profile... I wouldn't have messaged you if something didn't catch my eye.

I'm not just trying to get in your pants (but let's be honest, I will try ;), right now, I just have to satisfy my curiosity, find out how you're beautiful, and discover what makes you tick.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Myself and my girly are drawn to super compassionate, submissive, playful, very feminine (not the same as girly), passionate, radiant, emotionally open, sexually adventurous women.

And If you're a guy, we're looking for a dominant, fun-loving, masculine, passionate, sexually adventurous guy. (I'm straight btw).

If you think this is you, or you're looking to explore these aspects of your personality, send us a message.

I'm pretty bad about checking this, so I'll probably throw you my number if you get in touch. If you're uncomfortable, you can reply through a message, but it might be a slow response.