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25 • Portland, OR • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 18–40
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
- Last Online
- Feb 18
- 5′ 9″ (1.75m)
- Body Type
- Mostly other
- Seeing Someone
- Mostly non-monogamous
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs and likes cats
I will spank you for being bad, then lick you, just to be silly.
I'm looking for someone who's an adult when it counts and a child the rest of the time. The best moments in life come when we're willing to laugh at ourselves.
-Wine at home with friends.
-Board games (I'll kick your ass at Hungry Hungry Hippos)
-Dinner parties with great conversations (my favorite one of all time was when the only topics allowed were Sex, Politics, and Religion)
-Dressing up like a leprechaun(that is, wearing a green shirt) and handing out free candy.
-Checking out the local sex clubs.
-Trying to see how many sticky notes we can get on people's backs without them noticing.
-Going to an open mic and pretending we're really bad slam poets.
-Going on a divebar tour of the shittiest bars in Portland
What I don't do is drinking for the sake of drinking. If I'm going out, it's a night to remember.
Maybe it's your smile, that one picture, or that interesting sentence in your profile... I wouldn't have messaged you if something didn't catch my eye.
I'm not just trying to get in your pants (but let's be honest, I will try ;), right now, I just have to satisfy my curiosity, find out how you're beautiful, and discover what makes you tick.
And If you're a guy, we're looking for a dominant, fun-loving, masculine, passionate, sexually adventurous guy. (I'm straight btw).
If you think this is you, or you're looking to explore these aspects of your personality, send us a message.
I'm pretty bad about checking this, so I'll probably throw you my number if you get in touch. If you're uncomfortable, you can reply through a message, but it might be a slow response.
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