Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Sometimes I'm an idiot, but when I'm not being an idiot I'm above
I don't have much of a life but it takes all my time.
I'm a sucker for an accent, dimples, smiles, shorties, pixies,
elves , non conformists, weirdos, freckles, glasses, and heels,
also loads of other shit.
I have opinions on everything and sometimes the manners to keep
those opinions to myself.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm fitter than most and more of a wreck than many. I don't do half
way, but I alternate sides often. I've worked in the bicycle
industry for a long, long time. Bicycles aren't everything to me
but I often find them pretty captivating.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Almost anything bike related.
Daydreaming dirty thoughts.
The snooze button.
Getting the next round.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Let's go get sushi or tacos and trade notes on this.
Who are we kidding, let's go get a drink or five. We can start with
made-up high standards and devolve to nonsensical BS.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Things I like (in no particular order).
Rolling over and going back to sleep
English Football (Soccer)
Things I dont like (also in no particular order).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pedal strokes, Soccer, and Sailboats. I was told to leave the
obvious off this list, but mainly the obvious.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday's my Saturday so I got started early.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pretty weird. It doesn't always show but there are plenty of
clues. The better you know me the weirder I get. You should be
ready for that. You need not be weird to hang but the exceptional
are enthusiastically encouraged to apply.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
.... You're a surgeon, optometrist, psychologist, or dentist. I'm
pretty sure the warranty on this carcass just ran out and it's now
rapidly falling apart.
I sometimes refer to this site as beers with strangers, so let's go
get a beer and see if there's any interest in spending any more
time together (other beverages are available).
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