My friends and I got caught stealing candy from a Walmart in Mexico. I still think we should have been allowed to keep the candy after they made us pay for it.

That about sums me up.

Ummmm, living in Fairmount, biking around the city, and working at working in the ever-so-charming suburb of Bensalem.

Well, I'm mostly OK at a bunch of stuff, rather than really good at any one thing in particular. A pretty solid product of a liberal arts education, if you will.

Michael Keaton eyebrows! Na, not really. Though I like to think that people notice how much I wish I had them.

Other than that, I guess I'd say the tattoos.

White Noise, Pale Fire, Lolita, Simulacra and Simulation, East of Eden, and I'll admit it, On the Road, even though I bet it'd annoy me something fierce if I read it again now.

Wings of Desire, Aguirre, House, Vivre Sa Vie, Paris, Texas, In the Mood for Love, The White Ribbon, Tokyo Drifter, A Serious Man, Stroszek, Blade Runner, Bullitt, M*A*S*H, Oldboy, Rushmore, Raging Bull, Annie, Barry Lyndon, Night On Earth

Peep Show, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, Home Movies

Gang of Four, New Order, Orange Juice, Mission of Burma, Wire, Trust, Austra, Wild Nothing, Sonic Youth, Elliott Smith, Twin Shadow, The Fugees, Refused, Neon Indian, Fugazi, Bowie, The Smiths, Tom Waits, Lou Reed, Crystal Castles, El Guincho, The Clean

Vietnamese, Korean, Mexican, and of course anything that you can get at a good brunch place or bar.

My bike!
Coffee...just...so much coffee
Criterion Collection
Days like today
Music made between 1981 and 1989
Unfettered access to whatever answer I may be looking for at a given moment

-I'm a consumer whore!
-And how!

“It was important for him to believe that he'd spent his life among people who kept missing the point.”

Greenland. I think I have to go to Greenland.

Waiting in traffic. Then, frantically trying to make it on time to whatever engagement I've agreed to be at by 6:30. Then, attending that engagement. Life is really hard, you guys.

I've never been to a Bar Mitzvah and I'm kind of embarrassed about it.

You wanna let me ride in the sidecar of your motorcycle, especially if you have a pair of old-timey goggles I could wear.

If you wanna come to Greenland with me! We could also hit up Iceland while we're there, since it's got ostensibly more to offer in terms of non-ice-based attractions.