I hate kids, pets, and my job. I drink too much, treat people like shit, and have no interests outside of computer games and porn. I’m a proudly uneducated politically conservative hypocrite. Insecure, drama ridden, and seriously lack social skills, I'm exactly what you're looking for!
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I also own a wicked sense of humor, since you're still reading you might have one too... =D

I'm an extroverted party animal, who no longer drinks, and supremely values his quiet time. I'm always working to become a better person and knock down at least one self improvement or psychology book a month.

Oh, and I'm way cooler than you. =D

I'm Having Fun, continually learning, and working for the greater good.

I'm a good guy, but don't confuse me for a "nice guy" though. I got too much positive stuff going on in my life to put up with immature or unacceptable behavior. I won't waste my time if you're a user, or don't have your shit together, no matter how hot you are. I'm pretty much over that.

I really enjoy the adventure that is my life right now, but wouldn't mind if the right girl joined me to share it.

You don't even know...

My chest.

HELLO!?! I'm up here!

Favorite Books? I'm no math genius, but my library fines are a little more than Matt Damon's in Good Will Hunting. Reading is my 3rd favorite bedtime activity...

For movies I usually want to feel impressed, blessed, or inspired. My reigning favorite is Stranger Than Fiction. Who knew Will Ferrell could act?

Other Faves:
Saving Private Ryan, A Beautiful Mind, Ghostbusters, Willow, Good Will Hunting, Good Morning Vietnam, Gross Pointe Blank, Usual Suspects, Princess Bride, Meet Joe Black, Army of Darkness...

TV? Too busy. I've watch maybe a couple hours a week on DVR. Usually Daily Show or House.

I listen to a wide variety of music. I like to listen to what fits the mood. Which means Polka only in a German Beer Garden, and Country only when stuck in a trailer park with no hope of escape. =D

Food? Yes please. Can you cook?

Air,
Water,
Food,
Shelter,
My Brain,
My Penis

Not necessarily in that order...

His knowing brown eyes held her gaze for a seeming eternity, his powerful arms clasped her slim body in an irresistible embrace, and from his broad, hairy chest a primal smell of "male" tantalized her nostrils; "Looks like another long night in the ape house" thought veterinarian Abigail Brown as she gingerly reached for the constipated gorilla's suppository.

Exploring that which is cool...

I have a 6 inch tongue and can breath through my ears... ;)

You're not just hear for cybersex or to feel better about yourself. You actually want to meet cool people in person.

Ideally you're 5'6"-5'6", 120-121 lbs, 26-27 years old, pretty, brunette, intelligent, flirty, adventurous, witty, caring, and a Myers-Briggs ENFP.

Or...
If you think you can get 5 out of 6 on the following intelligence test:
1. What do you put in a toaster?

2. What do cows drink?

3. If a red house is made of red bricks and a blue house is made ofblue bricks and a pink house is made of pink bricks and a black house is made of black bricks, what is a green house made from?

4. It's thirty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany ). Anyway, during the flight, both engines fail, and the plane crashes smack in the middle of 'no man's land' between East Germany and West Germany ... Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no man's land'?

5. How far can a dog run into the woods?

6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales .
In London , 17 people get on the bus.
In Reading , 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on.
In Swindon , 2 people get off and 4 get on.
In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
In Swansea , 3 people get off and 5 people get on.
In Carmathen, 6 people get off and 3 get on.
You then arrive at Milford Haven ..

How old is the bus driver?