23 Hauppauge, NY
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My self-summary
If you're an astronaut and you don't end every relationship by saying "look, I just need space" then you're wasting everyones time.

Filmmaker. Animal Lover.
I pride myself on being adventurous.
I have a dog who follows me everywhere I go.
I'm an extrovert.
Epitome of an Aries.

If you buy me chipotle you'll get chipot-laid
What I’m doing with my life
Going to school, working and having fun!
I’m really good at
A Sterling Archer impression.
football. growing a beard. being sassy. showing off. comebacks.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have this facial deformity on my lips. People can't seem to get their eyes off of it but I don't mind anymore.

I'm kidding, I'm normal.

People usually tell me it's how oddly comfortable I make them, like we've been friends forever
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Coffee. Pizza. Chipotle. Taco Bell.

Palahniuk, Coelho and King are my favorites.

Wes Anderson. Ridley Scott. Martin Scorsece. Guy Ritchie. Stanley Kubrick.

Doctor Who. Supernatural. Breaking Bad. Game of Thrones. Shameless. Buffy. More...

Life's too short to pretend you don't like Taylor Swift songs.
The six things I could never do without
My Dog. (Maximus)
My Grandmother.
My Guitar.
My Friends.

The sixth one could be you ;)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a shopping cart at a liquor store.

But I also enjoy chilling with a S.O on the couch binge watching a season of something. We could light candles and order pizza.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I prefer women in pajamas rather than lingerie... I just want them to be comfortable.
You should message me if
You're a ginger.
You have tattoos.
You think I'm sexy.
If you're sexy and you like to live dangerously.

BUT really just fuck all that, message me if you're non materialistic and you like dogs. I would like to talk to a girl who can make me laugh and loves to be silly.
I'm a sucker for a nice smile.