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IvoryBirch

26 Bethesda, MD Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:14am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Okay), Japanese (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Despite my predilection for imagining my life as something of a medieval Romance, à la Don Quixote, my biography remains woefully bourgeois. I have, however, concocted a much more interesting life story that I tell anonymous men in bars. This fabricated biography is accompanied by pseudonyms taken from famous works of literature, but my plagiarism has hitherto escaped detection.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a video editor by day and queen of the lazy river in my apartment complex by night.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I frequently rattle off poems that I have stored in my memory. However, I am not sure if reciting T.S. Eliot at parties is so much skillful as it is insufferable.

I also have an aptitude for running in high heels, perhaps while reciting poetry.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This depends entirely on the context. Those who know my twin sister notice that we look absolutely nothing alike. Those who drive past me notice that I navigate the road with all the finesse of a blind grandmother. Those who share a dance floor with me notice my brightly-clad, maniacal whirl of limbs.

I'm still waiting for someone to notice that I am, in fact, Anastasia Nikolaevna Romanova. (I have aged remarkably well.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Lolita, Possession, Watership Down, The Bell Jar, Morpho Eugenia, Pale Fire, The End of the Affair, Four Quartets, A Room with a View, The Remains of the Day, Moon Tiger, Madame Bovary, The Bloody Chamber, Dubliners, Atonement, Spring Snow, Metamorphoses, Peau d'Âne, Fear and Trembling, The Faerie Queene, Portnoy's Complaint, poetry by Yeats

Movies: Fanny and Alexander (and a lot of other Bergman films), The Princess Bride, The Three Colors Trilogy, The Sweet Hereafter, Citizen Kane, Vertigo, Rashomon, Taxi Driver, On the Waterfront, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Magnolia, 8 1/2, Festen, Mononoke-hime, The Big Sleep, Last Tango in Paris, The Piano, Chinatown, Belle de Jour, A Fish Called Wanda, Farewell My Concubine, Sunset Boulevard, Y tu mamá también, In the Mood for Love, Brokeback Mountain, Casablanca, Being John Malkovich, Dr. Strangelove, All About Eve

Music: Agnes Obel, The National, Tori Amos, The Smiths, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Antlers, PJ Harvey, Arcade Fire, Joanna Newsom, Kate Bush, The Stone Roses, Sarah Slean, Pedro the Lion, Lykke Li, Jens Lekman, Pixies, Radiohead, Talking Heads, Joy Division, The Jesus and Mary Chain, The Velvet Underground, Leonard Cohen, The Kinks

Food: Eggs Benedict, sushi, pineapples, curry, fish tacos, tomatoes, hummus, crème brûlée, nectarines, broccoli, avocados
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Sriracha
2. Pub trivia
3. Curiosity
4. Laughter
5. Storytelling
6. My monocle
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
existence.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Emulating Dorothy Parker and saving drowning men while skinny dipping with missmolly_.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
For a not insignificant period of time, I planned to become a Catholic nun. Also, I don't actually own a monocle.