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Iwantbattteries

24 / M / straight / Available

San Antonio, Texas

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and very serious about it
Sign
Pisces but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Military
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Kids
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Arabic (Poorly), Latin (Poorly), LISP (Okay)

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I am level, plumb, and rightside-up.

My Self-Summary

I have finally settled into San Antonio, bought a house all that other random crap. I am not enamored of Texas but I'm somewhat stuck here, and at least it isn't as horrible as expected. I met someone here and we have been going out for a while now. We would be happy to meet other people for whatever end, but that would be something that emerges on it's own, and not something we are specifically looking for.

Overall I am just looking for people to harass late at night on my "weekends" thursday and friday night, since I am night shift at the moment.

What I’m doing with my life

Working in the Air Force as a communications officer. At some point I hope to go to law school, either on my bill or the taxpayer's. Ideally though I would end up as a judge and not a lawyer.

I’m really good at

Analyzing information. Simplifying things. Understanding ideas. Misunderstanding actions.

The first things people usually notice about me

I have exceptionally blue eyes. Check it out... no really check it out.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

(a) you are going to have to be happy with authors Orson Scott Card, Neal Stephenson, Robert Heinlein, Kurt Vonnegut, I am also a sucker for online novels, and love to read in digital format, so I'll throw Cory Doctrow out there as an example too.

(b) Serenity, Good Night and Good Luck, Fight Club, American Beauty, The Hannibal chain. For lighter fare, I have been a fan of the more recent superhero movies.

(c) Gorillaz, Sneaker Pimps, Dead can Dance, Louis Armstrong, Kraftwerk, Radiohead, Nine Inch Nails, Gnarls Barkley, Aphex twin (assuming I don't already have a headache), Sneaker Pimps, sometimes Portishead. (Have you ever seen a Missy Elliot music video? not a huge fan of the music, but she is a good entertainer)

(d) Moroccan rocks, if you have found a good place around here, let me know. I also enjoy other more unusual foods like sushi, Indian, or Korean, the more unusual the food, the better. I'm a happy man when I have tried at least one new thing at a meal. (Edit: used to like Korean food, now that I have been to Korea, I only like a few very specific things which generally arn't offered in Korean Restaraunts in the states,except the always boring Bulgogi.

The six things I could never do without

Podcasts, Music, Frozen Berries, Hot Water, Tea Leaves, between 5.5 and 6.5 hours of sleep.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Atheism, Agnosticism (they aren't mutually exclusive, agnosticism is an epistemological view) Skepticism, Superstition, Government, and possible functional governmental systems (I am yet to be convinced that anything could be stable long term), morality in the military.

On a typical Friday night I am

At the moment I'm just settling into San Antonio, so figuring out something worthwhile to do.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Predicates:
Private(x)
Willing(x,y)
Admit(x)

Variable:x
Constant:Me

∀x(Private(x)=>!Willing(Me,Admit(x)))

You should message me if

I'm always open for a message, either send me mail here, or spell this right and catch me on AIM.

extra points if you can translate the above second order predicate calculus into English.