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34 Kalmar, Sweden Woman


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My details

Last online
Feb 14, 2011
White, Other, —
5' 5" (1.66m)
Body Type
Other but it’s not important
Working on University
Doesn’t want kids
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently), Swedish (Fluently), French (Somewhat), German (Somewhat), Italian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

Hello people. My name is Yvonne and I think I am dead. Or a malkavian. Or a dead malkavian.

(Chorus: "Hello Yvonne")

I go by the name "Cultist" in most communities, simply 'cause I think the great old one rising is something worth waiting for. IA CTHULHU!

Official Excuse
I will propably write a whole lot of things at this page as the weeks go by, and I beg you not to hate me for my bad English. I myself dislike bad spelling in Swedish, actually the word "dislike" doesn't come near what I feel but anyway. We can just wrap the whole thing up with the fact that I'm learning more each day.

Now when that's taken care of I can tell you that I am a slightly confused creature with more interests than time and a genuine disgust for reality. That means that I may not seem to be playing with a whole deck at all times; but do not worry: I like it best this way.

I am magical, cynical, and a Narnian
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.

If I ever leave this world alive...

Some of my many interests:
Cryptozoology - UFOs - Ghosts - Magic - Books - LARP - RPGs - Music - Animals - Nature - Strange Outfits - Religions - Philosophy - Serialkillers - Psychology - Art - Comics - More books - Paranormal in general
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing (in Swedish, that is), singing and cooking. Also I have a pretty good hand with animals.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I talk a lot about things that don't always make sense, and that I dress funny/strange/weird.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Writers: Neil Gaiman, Michael Ende, JM Barrie, Douglas Addams, Terry Pratchett, Holly Black.

Comics: Gloom Cookie, Preacher, Lenore - The Cute Little dead girl, Choppingblock, The Order Of The Stick, Nemi and Sandman.

Movies: Big Fish, A Beautiful Mind, Butterfly Effect.

TV-series: The Tribe, Invader Zim, The Chronicle, Sanctuary, Reaper, Torchwood, Supernatural, Big Bang Theory.

Music: David Bowie, Cinema Strange, Alice Cooper, Type O Negative, Hedningarna, Galta Galdr, Taiga, Bay Laurel, Apoptygma Berzerk, Nine Inch Nails, And One, Ozric Tentacles, Rammstein.

Foods: As long as it's hot and spicy I am pleased. Oh. And I like meat. Now you know.

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I've tried not to be material and say that I could manage without everything, but it was all lies.

I think my life would be very poor, sad and blue without:

- My cat. He is a thing. Sort of. He is black anyhow, and has the most perfect personality ever.

- My bookshelves. Filled with my books, naturally. Just empty shelves pretty much suck.

- My dear ol' computer. He is my friend and he likes to connect me with other friends. That is so neat of him, don't you think?

- My insuline shots. Well. Sad but true I DO need them to survive.

- My sanity. Or wait, was it my "insanity" or was it something completely different? I think it had something with sanity in it anyways.

- My imagination. Cannot go anywhere without it. Would be lost and lonely and pointless without it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How does one leave this world alive?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a LARP (World of Darkness or fantasy) or at home, taking it easy. I do not really like to go out to clubs. It's mostly noisy, expensive, full of irritating people and bad music that's too loud in the background. I do not like crowds very much. Honestly most of the time I just wanna kill 'em all with a pair of scissors.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am open about everything. In that way there's nothing anyone can use against me.
You should message me if
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You have something to say, and know how to say it in a way that I may find interesting enough to answer.