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34 Kalmar, Sweden Woman


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  • Ages 20-60
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My details

Last online
Feb 14, 2011
White, Other, —
5' 5" (1.66m)
Body Type
Average build
Other but it’s not important
Working on University
Doesn’t want kids
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently), Swedish (Fluently), French (Somewhat), German (Somewhat), Italian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

Hello people. My name is Yvonne and I think I am dead. Or a malkavian. Or a dead malkavian.

(Chorus: "Hello Yvonne")

I go by the name "Cultist" in most communities, simply 'cause I think the great old one rising is something worth waiting for. IA CTHULHU!

Official Excuse
I will propably write a whole lot of things at this page as the weeks go by, and I beg you not to hate me for my bad English. I myself dislike bad spelling in Swedish, actually the word "dislike" doesn't come near what I feel but anyway. We can just wrap the whole thing up with the fact that I'm learning more each day.

Now when that's taken care of I can tell you that I am a slightly confused creature with more interests than time and a genuine disgust for reality. That means that I may not seem to be playing with a whole deck at all times; but do not worry: I like it best this way.

I am magical, cynical, and a Narnian
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.

If I ever leave this world alive...

Some of my many interests:
Cryptozoology - UFOs - Ghosts - Magic - Books - LARP - RPGs - Music - Animals - Nature - Strange Outfits - Religions - Philosophy - Serialkillers - Psychology - Art - Comics - More books - Paranormal in general
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing (in Swedish, that is), singing and cooking. Also I have a pretty good hand with animals.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I talk a lot about things that don't always make sense, and that I dress funny/strange/weird.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Writers: Neil Gaiman, Michael Ende, JM Barrie, Douglas Addams, Terry Pratchett, Holly Black.

Comics: Gloom Cookie, Preacher, Lenore - The Cute Little dead girl, Choppingblock, The Order Of The Stick, Nemi and Sandman.

Movies: Big Fish, A Beautiful Mind, Butterfly Effect.

TV-series: The Tribe, Invader Zim, The Chronicle, Sanctuary, Reaper, Torchwood, Supernatural, Big Bang Theory.

Music: David Bowie, Cinema Strange, Alice Cooper, Type O Negative, Hedningarna, Galta Galdr, Taiga, Bay Laurel, Apoptygma Berzerk, Nine Inch Nails, And One, Ozric Tentacles, Rammstein.

Foods: As long as it's hot and spicy I am pleased. Oh. And I like meat. Now you know.

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I've tried not to be material and say that I could manage without everything, but it was all lies.

I think my life would be very poor, sad and blue without:

- My cat. He is a thing. Sort of. He is black anyhow, and has the most perfect personality ever.

- My bookshelves. Filled with my books, naturally. Just empty shelves pretty much suck.

- My dear ol' computer. He is my friend and he likes to connect me with other friends. That is so neat of him, don't you think?

- My insuline shots. Well. Sad but true I DO need them to survive.

- My sanity. Or wait, was it my "insanity" or was it something completely different? I think it had something with sanity in it anyways.

- My imagination. Cannot go anywhere without it. Would be lost and lonely and pointless without it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How does one leave this world alive?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a LARP (World of Darkness or fantasy) or at home, taking it easy. I do not really like to go out to clubs. It's mostly noisy, expensive, full of irritating people and bad music that's too loud in the background. I do not like crowds very much. Honestly most of the time I just wanna kill 'em all with a pair of scissors.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am open about everything. In that way there's nothing anyone can use against me.
You should message me if
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You have something to say, and know how to say it in a way that I may find interesting enough to answer.