Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello people. My name is Yvonne and I think I am dead. Or a
malkavian. Or a
(Chorus: "Hello Yvonne")
I go by the name "Cultist" in most communities, simply 'cause I
think the great old one rising is something worth waiting for. IA
I will propably write a whole lot of things at this page as the
weeks go by, and I beg you not to hate me for my bad English. I
myself dislike bad spelling in Swedish, actually the word "dislike"
doesn't come near what I feel but anyway. We can just wrap the
whole thing up with the fact that I'm learning more each
Now when that's taken care of I can tell you that I am a slightly
confused creature with more interests than time and a genuine
disgust for reality. That means that I may not seem to be playing
with a whole deck at all times; but do not worry: I like it best
I am magical, cynical, and a Narnian
What I’m doing with my life
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If I ever leave this world alive...
Some of my many interests:
- UFOs - Ghosts -
Magic - Books - LARP - RPGs - Music - Animals - Nature - Strange
Outfits - Religions - Philosophy - Serialkillers - Psychology - Art
- Comics - More books - Paranormal in general
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing (in Swedish, that is), singing and cooking. Also I have a
pretty good hand with animals.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I talk a lot about things that don't always make sense, and
that I dress funny/strange/weird.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Writers: Neil Gaiman, Michael Ende, JM Barrie, Douglas Addams, Terry Pratchett,
Comics: Gloom Cookie, Preacher, Lenore - The
Cute Little dead girl, Choppingblock, The Order Of The
Stick, Nemi and
Beautiful Mind, Butterfly Effect.
TV-series: The Tribe, Invader Zim, The Chronicle, Sanctuary, Reaper, Torchwood, Supernatural, Big Bang Theory.
Music: David Bowie, Cinema Strange, Alice Cooper, Type O
Negative, Hedningarna, Galta Galdr, Taiga, Bay Laurel, Apoptygma
Berzerk, Nine Inch Nails, And One, Ozric Tentacles, Rammstein.
Foods: As long as it's hot and spicy I am pleased. Oh.
And I like meat. Now you know.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I've tried not to be material and say that I could manage without
everything, but it was all lies.
I think my life would be very poor, sad and blue without:
- My cat. He is a thing. Sort of. He is black anyhow, and has the
most perfect personality ever.
- My bookshelves. Filled with my books, naturally. Just empty
shelves pretty much suck.
- My dear ol' computer. He is my friend and he likes to connect me
with other friends. That is so neat of him, don't you think?
- My insuline shots. Well. Sad but true I DO need them to
- My sanity. Or wait, was it my "insanity" or was it something
completely different? I think it had something with sanity in it
- My imagination. Cannot go anywhere without it. Would be lost and
lonely and pointless without it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How does one leave this world alive?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a LARP (World of Darkness
or at home, taking it easy. I do not really like to go out to
clubs. It's mostly noisy, expensive, full of irritating people and
bad music that's too loud in the background. I do not like crowds
very much. Honestly most of the time I just wanna kill 'em all with
a pair of scissors.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am open about everything. In that way there's nothing anyone can
use against me.
You should message me if
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