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27 Pittsburgh, PA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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So this has brought on some serious soul-searching. After doing 10 seconds or so of that, I realized that my personality doesn't take well to description. So I'll go easy on myself and on you and list some random preferences: cities over suburbs; museums over malls; road trips over flying; gallery crawls over bar crawls; late nights over early mornings; Thanksgiving over Christmas; NBC over NFL (I know those two sometimes overlap but you know what I mean).

Having lived in Pittsburgh for four years, I've realized that for all the cool events and places the city has to offer, there's nothing more worthwhile to do here than meet the people I share the city with and talk about the differences and similarities between our lives, and how they have led us to the same place at the same time. I basically treat Pittsburgh like Sesame Street.
What I’m doing with my life
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EGOTing mostly.
I’m really good at
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I'm somewhat adept at: remembering (sometimes begrudgingly) trivial pop culture knowledge; joking at my own expense; joking at the expense of my friends; non sequiturs; laughing louder than anyone you know; eating at a glacial pace; bookmarking Internet articles; freewheeling philosophical discussions; not putting Baby in a corner; recycling.

And here are some things I'm not good at at all: keeping my sugar intake below Willy Wonka's; keeping my metaphors un-mixed; taking fast showers; tying my shoes while wearing gloves (I'm convinced there's some trick to it I should've learned in childhood); video games that are not Super Smash Bros.; decreasing the number of Internet articles I've bookmarked; ice skating; not sneaking food into movie theaters.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: A Long Way Down, The Marriage Plot, Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, Being There, Wild, Shutter Island, Marathon Man, A Model World, Werewolves In Their Youth, Catching Fire.

Movies: Drive, Balto, Cloud Atlas, any James Bond, any Tarantino, most superhero movies, Definitely Maybe, Aliens, Trainspotting, Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World, Vanilla Sky, The Sandlot, Adventureland, Run Lola Run, Children of Men, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, Kick-Ass, 500 Days of Summer, Hot Rod, Amelie, Magnolia, The Royal Tenenbaums, High Fidelity, Memento, This Is Spinal Tap, That Thing You Do, Once, The Descent, Joe Vs. the Volcano.

TV Shows: Lost, How I Met Your Mother, Louie, Community, Scrubs, 30 Rock, Breaking Bad, New Girl, Parks and Recreation, Portlandia, The Walking Dead, Orange Is the New Black, 60 Minutes, CBS Sunday Morning, True Detective, Arrow.

Music: The Afghan Whigs, The Twilight Singers, Prince, The Replacements, Kylie Minogue, Childish Gambino, Das Racist, Sun Kil Moon, Bon Iver, Ryan Adams, Phoenix, M83, Wale, Frightened Rabbit, Jens Lekman, New Order, The Roots, Elvis Costello, Tom Waits, Nine Inch Nails, Drake, Passion Pit, Japandroids, Shout Out Louds, Pete Yorn, Tegan & Sara.

Food: Ha, yeah right. And you thought I had too many favorite movies.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
•Wikipedia's random article option
•Meeting strangers' dogs
•My buy 4 Slurpees get the 5th free card
•The AV Club
•Ultimate frisbee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Globalization; moral relativism; the powers that be; Dunkaroos; how long it will take to watch everything in my Netflix queue; how to be a better brother/uncle/friend/son; barguments of the past and future; how much I prefer summer over winter.

And this:
"I got a jump rope. That thing's just a rope, man. You gotta make the jump thing happen."
- Mitch Hedberg
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Taking in what Pittsburgh has to offer: concerts, galleries, restaurants, plays, sporting events. Or, you know, Redbox.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes when I'm eating fantastic food, I start cursing a lot because handling deliciousness can be very laborious for me.

I've poured a lot of blood, sweat, and tears into trying to understand the appeal of The Big Bang Theory, to no avail.
You should message me if
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Your love of learning is surpassed only by your desire to try new things.

Or if you want to discuss toy fads of the nineties in an unabashedly nostalgic way.