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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Rather not say
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Name's Joseph. I'm a very mellow, calm, and collective type of person. But at the same time if I see a REALLY attractive girl or have to go to a job interview, you'll be pretty amazed how one person can babble like me. I guess I'm kinda sweet most of the time, maybe too sweet. That has bit me in the rear quite a few times. But can't help it. Just like being nice and feel like Karma truly does exist. Always felt that if you treat a girl with respect, honesty, make her feel as beautiful as she really is, what else matters?
What I’m doing with my life
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At the moment, mostly retail. It's a living. Want to gain a career as a concept artist and/or an actor.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a movie buff, sadly. But mostly good at drawing. Love drawing goth designs(Just like the look. Way of life, something completely different there), creatures, and anime. Like to write. Movie scripts and screen plays I usually prefer. Always try to be original and ground braking in my writings. Especially in action/fight scenes. I'm a sucker for good choreography. Plus doing voices. Making fun of celebrity voices can be a hoot if done right. Can honestly do everyone in Family Guy. It's fun freaking people out on the phone wit that :D
The first things people usually notice about me
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Well do like to work out a bit. Hopefully that would be noticeable. And probably my crazy sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Remember goosebumps?... Yea. Movies: Evil Dead, Matrix, Ong Bak, Vampire Hunter D, Kung Pow, Dark City, Sin City, The Crow, and too many more to name! Action/Horror junky. MUSIC: Rob Zombie, Ozzy, Slip Knot, R.E.M., Static-X, Bobby Darin, Micheal Jackson, Old school rap. FOOD: Chicken wings, Chinese, lean cuisine.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6. Conventional oven, yup. No microwave for me plz 5. Hair puddy 4. Kittens 3. Weights 2. food 1. Oxygen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future and what it holds. So hard to tell at times. Sometimes you wish you can see it in a crystal ball or a magic 8 ball at the least. But then again, would you? Would ruin the fun.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home... That's it. Just home. Such a hermit. Nah, lol. Hanging with friends or at the movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Well, ask me and we'll see...
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