As you can tell my my profile name I'm just the right combination of witty, funny and nerdy and maybe something else.

I call myself a nerd but in no way do I think I'm defined by one word or another. I'm me and I like my food spicy, my science full of fiction and, my world full of wonder and adventure.

I take the long way home from work because I get to hit long winding roads in the dark at high speeds and that's just unavoidable fun.

I collect comic books, play board games and watch loads of British television until I get a bad accent. I also like to roam around Baltimore and DC looking for new places to get a bite to eat and something good to drink.

I'm INFJ, which means I'm introverted and can be a little shy at first but once I warm up I'm probably the most lively and engaged person you'll ever meet. It also means that if I visit your profile and haven't said anything I might just be working up the energy to say hello.

I finished college with a degree in History, which means I'm great at trivia and not much else and I'll never regret it.

Currently I work on video games or some such nonsense but, I work odd hours so it makes having a social life before 10 at night a little difficult.

Also I'm in the process of getting back into shape. I'm working on getting back to how fit I was when I had a construction job. I could totally go for a gym buddy to help me keep on the straight and narrow.

I'm a great cook, the secret ingredient is love, or cuttlefish. Ask me about my specialties. I also make a tasty drink to compliment.

I'm a conversationalist, having a talk with anyone anywhere about anything sounds like a fun time to me.

I'm a good listener. I know it sounds a lot like the last one but, I think being able to listen and be comforting is a real valuable skill.

Noticing people in shows who were on other shows and films.

First thing people notice is that I'm tall, you don't get through life being 6'2 and not have people just go "ooh, your tall!"

After people get past me being tall, people notice my eyes. The words, kind and soulful get thrown around. They also change colors.

Short list, in no real order
TV: Dr. Who, Adventure Time, Mad Men, Sherlock, Community, Parks and Recreation, Red Dwarf, Archer, Downton Abbey, whatever else is on Netflix

Music:
Electric Six, Mirah, Arctic Monkeys, The Decemberists, The Pillows, Jonathan Coulton, MC Frontalot, Ben Folds (and Five), Passion Pit, Crystal Castles, Dandy Warhols, Foster the People, They Might be Giants, anything composed by Yoko Kanno, Queen, Neutral Milk Hotel, Go Gol Bordello,

Books: Discworld, anything by Neal Gaiman or Christopher More, anything by Sarah Vowell or David Sedaris, World War Z, Laurel K. Hamilton's Anita Blake series (maybe I should put that in the private things I'm willing to admit list?) John Dies at the End. (I know, odd choice)

Comic books: Fables, Scott Snyder's run on Batman, Chew, Locke and Key, Saga, (the list goes on forever)

Movies: Fight Club, Up in the Air, The Prestige, Shaun of the Dead, All the works of Wes Anderson (I swear I'm not total a hipster) Gremlins (second one may be better than the first, wanna fight about it?), Crank 2: High Voltage, Wristcutters, Wet Hot American Summer, Black Dynamite. Anything by John Waters

Food: Sushi, Pho, Mango and sticky rice, Indian,

Video games: Boarderlands 2 (would love someone to co-op with), Portal 2, Binding of Isaac,

Internet
ipod
Laptop
A drive in my car after a bad day
Spicy foodstuffs
sarcasm

I think about what I want to write

Time travel, and what shenanigans I would get up to if I could travel in time.

What should I watch on netflix now?

Mostly work till later and then Netflix. My social circle recently got really small so I'm looking for people to hang out with and have fun.

I cant ride a bike

I'm allergic to metal (so now you know how to assassinate me)

I have a really big distaste for doing things alone because I want to share my experiences with other people.

I'm fet, poly, and kink friendly, I'm just too afraid of being seen as creepy to say this anywhere else. (ask me about my sweet fetlife profile!)

You should message me if having an intelligent, polite, conversation with a cool person is what you want.

You should message me if you like playing board games, card games, games in general.

If you read all that I owe you a cookie or a drink or something.

Because I dare you to.