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26 Baltimore, MD Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 7:45am
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, French (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm one of those people who seems quiet until you get to know them, then I'm one of those people who won't shut up. I'm laid back in that I feel most things in life are just tiny problems that are solved by a little creative thinking. I'm full of creative thinking. My friends like to come to me when they have a problem, not because I solve it, but because I tend to think differently and it helps to see things from a different perspective.

Despite the overwhelming passion people on this site have for the outdoors, I only like it as a friend. I enjoy hiking and going for walks and discovering new places, but I'm a nerdy style indoor kid at heart. I like staying in and watching a movie or playing a game, video or otherwise. I also like to go out and find amazing food and drinks.

I'm INFJ, which boils down to, I'm shy but I'm willing to put myself out there when I want something. It also means that I like people who put in the same kind of effort I put into things. That being said, this place is probably the worst place to find out who I am, just talk to me or something.

I really like people who want to keep growing. A little while ago I ran into someone from high school. After talking and a few drinks I started to notice how they hadn't changed. I don't want to be that person and I want the people I spend time with to be the same.

With no better way to say this, some of the closest and best friends in my life have been people who do not conform to heteronormative gender and sexual identity. I've no desire to be with people who don't respect everyone for who they are. I might be straight but that doesn't mean I'm a closed minded jerk.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Doing to whole, full time job but, secretly (or not so secretly), trying to find something creatively fulfilling so I can justify the continuing a boring office job.

Doing this whole fitness thing, turns out diet and exercise works. Who knew?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a great cook, the secret ingredient is love, or cuttlefish. Ask me about my specialties. I also make a tasty drink to compliment.

I'm the expert at finding that thing you can't find because you misplaced it. Trust me, I know where it is.

Noticing people in shows who were on other shows and films.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
First thing people notice is that I'm tall, you don't get through life being 6'2 and not have people just go "ooh, your tall!"

After people get past me being tall, people notice my eyes. The words, kind and soulful get thrown around. They also change colors.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Short list, in no real order
TV: Dr. Who, Adventure Time, Mad Men, Sherlock, Community, Parks and Recreation, Red Dwarf, Archer, Downton Abbey, whatever else is on Netflix

Electric Six, Mirah, Arctic Monkeys, The Decemberists, The Pillows, Jonathan Coulton, MC Frontalot, Ben Folds (and Five), Passion Pit, Crystal Castles, Dandy Warhols, Foster the People, They Might be Giants, anything composed by Yoko Kanno, Queen, Neutral Milk Hotel, Go Gol Bordello, Bird and the Bee, the Submarines.

Books: Discworld, anything by Neal Gaiman or Christopher More, anything by Sarah Vowell or David Sedaris, World War Z, Laurel K. Hamilton's Anita Blake series (maybe I should put that in the private things I'm willing to admit list?) John Dies at the End. (I know, odd choice)

Comic books: Fables, Scott Snyder's run on Batman, Chew, Locke and Key, Saga, (the list goes on forever)

Movies: Fight Club, Up in the Air, The Prestige, Shaun of the Dead, All the works of Wes Anderson (I swear I'm not total a hipster) Gremlins (second one may be better than the first, wanna fight about it?), Crank 2: High Voltage, Wristcutters, Wet Hot American Summer, Black Dynamite. Anything by John Waters

Food: Sushi, Pho, Mango and sticky rice, Indian,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
That moment when I solve a problem/mystery
The feeling of personal growth, or "huh does this make me an adult now?"
An outlet for my sense of humor
Being content with the fact that I know all the facts that will never let me win Jeopardy
Comfortable silence
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think about what I want to write

Time travel, and what shenanigans I would get up to if I could travel in time.

Comic book/writing ideas.

What should I watch on netflix now?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Mostly work till later and then Netflix. My social circle recently got really small so I'm looking for people to hang out with and have fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cant ride a bike

I'm allergic to metal (so now you know how to assassinate me)

I have a really big distaste for doing things alone because I want to share my experiences with other people.

I'm fet, poly, and kink friendly, I'm just too afraid of being seen as creepy to say this anywhere else. (ask me about my sweet fetlife profile!)
You should message me if
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You should message me if having an intelligent, polite, conversation with a cool person is what you want.

You should message me if you like playing board games, card games, games in general.

You want to go to Rennfest with someone cool, well you know Rennfests cool, i.e. the best kind of cool.

If you want to help me in my desire to make a comic book, I can't draw and need an artist.

If you read all that I owe you a cookie or a drink or something.

Because I dare you to.